[12/2/21]

idc that the events in this story are out of chronological order, or if Phil and Wilbur weren't really in this vlog

and if I can't stop my brain from impulsively writing these things then you definitely can't either

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"Y/n! Tell your cat to stop trying to eat my things!"

A few days into Tommy's stay and Y/n was already tired of the yelling. She turns to face the door when the boy yells at her.

"Toms I'm gonna get a noise complaint-"

Tommy walks in with Bug being carried under his arm. "Your cat is dumb!"

"I know, don't remind him, he's sensitive," Y/n takes her cat from him and sits him in her lap.

"Are you almost done editing?" Tommy continues, looking over her shoulder at her screen.

"I'm just finishing up. We can go vlog soon," She assures him. "Is Tubbo coming?"

"Yep. I told him to meet us. Wilbur's coming too and so are Phil and Jack,"

Y/n smiles at the thought of seeing Wilbur again before realizing something else. "Awww Kristen's not?" Y/n fake-whines.

"She was busy with work. But it's fine cause Phil doesn't need a wife anyway," Tommy huffs.

"No, that's not it," She retorts with a laugh. "I'd say that Kristen doesn't need a husband,"

Y/n finishes up her video before heading out with him. Since she didn't own her own car yet, they hail a taxi go go down to the beach.

Except Tommy reveals in the taxi cab that they weren't going to the beach.

"Wait- then where are we going?" Y/n questions as the taxi sets off.

"You'll see," He's grinning mischievously. "It's a surprise,"

"I hate surprises,"

Tommy just smiles wider before staring down at his phone.

Meanwhile, Y/n takes out her own phone and quickly texts Wilbur.

> Y/n: Willllllllll

> Wilbur: Yes?

> Y/n: I think Tommy's kidnapping me

> Y/n: Where are we having the vlog?

> Wilbur: He told me not to tell you, sorry

> Y/n: WILBUR I AM ON MY WAY TO THE SECONDARY LOCATION PLEASE TELL ME BEFORE I DIE

> Wilbur: See you at the vlog Y/n :)

> Y/n: WILBUR NO

"Tommy you better not be planning to murder me," Y/n says to the boy sitting beside her.

"Me? Nooooooo," He says in a sarcastic tone. "I would neverrrrr,"

She playfully rolls her eyes before putting on her headphones. They end up driving for a while before something other than the passing countryside gains Y/n's attention.

"Woah! Tommy look!" She points at the person parachuting over an open pasture out the window. "They're parachuting!"

"Would you ever go skydiving?" Tommy asks curiously.

"Oh of course not," Y/n laughs. "I would chicken out,"

"Really?" He remarks. "You strike me as someone who enjoys jumping out of planes from a very high altitude,"

"I would probably not enjoy it," She glances back momentarily at the parachutes, which have landed in the pasture nearby, only to turn back again and find that Tommy had his phone pointed at her.

"Are you recording me?"

"We're almost there, I wanted to start," He says with a smile.

"What do you want me to say?" Y/n puts her mask on and puts her hair up as well. She was showing her face for the video but didn't want to be seen entirely yet. At the very least she wanted to be less recognizable in public afterward.

"Tell us where we're going," Tommy suggests.

"I don't know where we're going, you never told me," She laughs.

"Close your eyes, we're almost there,"

"Okay," Y/n's voice is skeptical, but she closes her eyes anyway. "Do you want to tell me where we're going?"

"No, not really," Tommy responds.

"I'm concerned,"

"Don't worry about it. There's absolutely nothing to be concerned about,"

"Now I'm even more concerned,"

Y/n sits there in self-imposed darkness for a few more minutes. She talks with Tommy for a bit before feeling the taxi come to a stop.

"Can I open my eyes now?"

"Yes,"

She opens her eyes and stares out the window, only to regret ever agreeing to vlog with her friend in the first place.

"Tommy no-"

"We're going skydiving!" Tommy says among his laughter while Y/n just stares nervously at the small airport nearby.

"Tommy- Tommy pleaseeee tell me this is a joke," She whines.

"Come on Y/n! We're gonna go jump out of a plane!"

"Nooooo-!"

Tommy has to basically drag her to the building. After a very long time of pleading, Y/n finally signs the contract to go skydiving with him. He promises that it would be fun, but she doesn't believe him for a second.

"I'm never forgiving you for this..." She grumbles as she walks back outside with him close in tow.

"I swear it's gonna be great though!"

"I don't care,"

"Y/n!" A sudden voice calls out to them. Y/n quickly picks out Tubbo running towards them. She grins and gives him a tight hug when he arrives.

"Tubbo!"

"Hey!" Tommy complains. "What about me?!"

"You're forcing me to go skydiving!" Tubbo retorts in annoyance. "I don't want to talk to you!"

Y/n laughs quietly and ruffles his hair. "He sprung this on you too?"

"Yeah..." The boy mumbles. "I wanted to be a camera person, but Tommy wouldn't let me..."

"Wait! That was an option?!" She whips back around to face Tommy. "I COULD HAVE BEEN RECORDING INSTEAD OF HAVING TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE?!"

Tommy laughs loudly. "That's why Phil and Wilbur are coming,"

"What about Jack?"

"Jack's jumping with us,"

"I want to go home..." Tubbo adds quietly.

"Aw come on it's gonna be fun!" Tommy tries to cheer them up. "And afterward we can go get ice cream or something,"

"Even ice cream isn't worth jumping out of a plane though,"

"Tobyyyy-"

Tubbo just hides behind Y/n. "Y/n save me, he's going to kill me one of these days,"

"Hey! Am not!"

-

Everyone else shows up soon enough. Y/n tries to hide behind Wilbur in hopes that Tommy would forget she was there, but eventually their group is called up to the airstrip.

"Wilbur help-"

"You'll be fine Y/n," Wilbur chuckles as Jack begins to drag her towards the plane. "We'll be waiting for you guys at the bottom,"

"Phil-!"

"Sorry mate, but he's right," Phil adds with a laugh of his own. "We'll see you in a bit,"

"Come on Y/n, it's gonna be a quick and painless death," Jack tries to reassure her. "Maybe we won't even realize we've hit the ground,"

Y/n feels the pit in her stomach growing as they get closer to the plane. It was accompanied by a stabbing pain in her chest. She had never felt both at once before.

This was a horrible idea

"Tommy I'm never vlogging with you again..." Y/n murmurs as she gets on the plane with them.

"Please don't. The viewers like it when you're on my channel," Tommy replies. "And also I enjoy having you on my channel,"

"Thank you for saying that part second,"

"You know what I mean..."

Y/n sits in the back of the plane by an equally anxious Tubbo.

"I don't want to do this..." The boy mutters.

"Me either..." She then boldly adds. "I'll go before you though if it would make you feel better,"

"Thanks..."

"You're going first?!" Tommy looks over the back of his seat, which is in front of hers.

"No no no I said that-!"

"She's going first!" He calls to the instructor. "She volunteered!"

"Tommy no!"

"We've reached our target altitude," Says the pilot.

After much more arguing between her and Tommy (and Jack), Y/n finally caves under the peer pressure and moves towards the side-door of the plane.

Luckily she was attached to one of the instructors, so she wouldn't really have to do anything. However, that also meant putting her life in the hands of a complete stranger, and she didn't like that.

The side door of the plane is opened, and Y/n wishes that she would cease to exist at that moment.

"You'll be fine!" The instructor assures her loudly over the deafening wind.

"Bye Y/n!" Tommy shouts.

"Don't die!" Jack adds.

She just shoots a death glare at them both. "I'm never talking to you again Tommy!"

-

"How do you think they're doing up there?" Phil asks as he and Wilbur wait idly on a bench back on the ground.

"Well Y/n looked like she was about to stab someone, so my guess that's how it's going," His friend replies with a small laugh.

"Have you guys gone out on any more dates?"

Wilbur shoots him a "please not this again" look, but responds after a moment anyway. "A few more times. Mostly we just hang out and watch movies though. But I think it's going well..."

"You don't sound too sure about that," Phil comments before grinning. "Oh wait- are you blushing?"

"Shut up..."

Phil laughs and pats him on the shoulder. "I think it's great, mate. You two are cute together,"

The younger just shrugs, looking away in hopes that his flushed face wouldn't be noticed as much.

"One of them jumped, look," His friend continues, pointing up at the sky. "Let's go meet them,"

Wilbur follows behind him. They end up making it just as the first person makes it to the ground via parachute, which to his surprise ended up being Y/n.

The second she's detached from the instructor, she runs over to Wilbur and throws her arms around him.

"Did you have fun?" He chuckles.

"N-No..." She murmurs, her body trembling slightly. "I-I'm never doing th-that again..."

Wilbur wraps his arms around her and rubs circles into her back to calm her down.

"Do you want to go sit off to the side for a bit...?" He whispers to her.

"I-I'm fine..." Y/n responds, pulling away. "I-I'm okay..."

"Okay," Wilbur mumbles before kissing the top of her head.

"Guys look," Phil says with a laugh. "Here comes Tommy?"

"How can you tell?" Y/n asks, following his gaze to the parachute in the sky.

"Just listen,"

After staying silent for a moment, Wilbur can hear faint screaming from up in the sky.

"Yep," He chuckles while the other two break into laughter. "That's definitely Tommy,"

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sotd:

Bad - Royal Deluxe

(because according to Spotify I listened to it 86 times so you might as well have a listen as well)