《JOKER || DDLG IMAGINES》Animals || Eightyone
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"Daddy?"
You called his name quietly,
climbing onto his lap,
an irritated sigh leaving his mouth
as he leaned back against the chair,
his hand resting on your back to stop
you from falling.
"What do ya want hm?"
His intense blue eyes fell onto you,
sitting there quietly and looking like
you wanted something.
"Can I have a kitty?"
You looked up at him with innocent eyes.
"No"
He told you blankly.
"Didn't you ask me the exact same question
last week and didn't daddy tell you
the exact same thing?"
"But I thought maybe you had changed
your mind by now"
You answered him hopefully.
"Because I've been looking on the kitty rescue websites and there's this little blonde
kitten with cute eyes and-"
"No"
He scoffed.
"I'm not getting you a kitten.
You can't take care of yourself
let alone an animal"
"But you take care of me daddy"
You furrowed your eyebrows.
"So that means I'll have time
to take care of him and-"
A bitter laugh leaving his mouth,
he sucked his teeth in annoyance,
trying to keep his patience with you.
"See..."
He narrowed his eyes at you.
"You don't seem to be listening to me little girl.
Read my lips,
alright?
You are not getting a kitten or
a puppy or a fucking bunny rabbit
or any other fucking parasite you can think of.
I'm fucking busy and I'm not helping
you take care of a filthy animal.
Do I make myself clear?"
"Does a mouse count as an animal?"
You asked him curiously,
unable to take no for an answer.
"Get out"
He told you firmly,
a soft sigh leaving your mouth
as you climbed down from his lap,
leaving the door to his office open behind you.
"And shut the fucking door before
I beat 'cha little ass!"
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