"Bitch I'm sooo hype for ladies night!! We haven't had one of these in like 3 years!!"

Candice (Candii) said dimming her phone trying to sound excited..

I watched her out the corner of my eyes while we were on the freeway headed to the club..

"Mmhhmm whatever bitch! You just make sure you're prepared to get turnt the fuck up.. every time that nigga August ALSILLY calls you, you drop everything.. his dick is not that special shit...

I miss hanging with my girl!! I'm surprised you came to see me FINALLY!!"

"Uh Un! Don't do me like that.. The only reason why we don't hang like we used to is because of Hunter and you know it.. I can't stand that hoe.. She ain't nothing but a backwoods alcoholic anyways.. And I can't help it that Augusts' Dick is made out of gold.. instead of criticizing me for being about MY NIGGA.. You need to get you one, OKAY! Hater.."

"Girl PLEASE! These niggas come and go.. But your girls are here to say.. August ALBugABoo is bad news, y'all can't breath without one another if he say jump you say how high.. look at you about to have a panic attack cause he ain't text back.. checking your phone every five minutes..

If the dick do that I DON'T WANT IT!

And Hunter is cool as fuck, you just mean..

You and Sherry get along, Why you can't get along with Hunter?"

She pouted checking her phone again..

"Cause if it's snowing I ain't going!"

"Ooooh... So? that's your philosophy on life?"

I asked raising my eyebrows laughing

"Uh BITCH YES.. this has always been my phil.. philoscopy.. philosophical.. how ever you say that big ass word, always saying them big ass words.."

I laughed..

"I guess Bitch.. so I guess we can't kick it if you gonna be checking your phone all night.. I might as well just call you and Uber right now and drop yo ass off on this freeway.."

"NOOOO! Okay I'm putting it away.."

She said as she put her phone in the glove compartment..

"Mmm..

we'll see how long that last.."

"Reign I'm all in tonight..

I PROMISE!

let's do this old school baby!! You ready to kick off this freestyle like we used to in middle school?"

Candice said getting her freestyle face ready..

"OH HONEY YOU KNOW I STAY READY! You know all I need is a beat.."

"Oh Nah Honey we going A cappella you ready?"

Candice said smiling at me sneaky

"Oh bitch I stay ready!"

I said accepting the challenge..

"Okay well let's go than shit, let them hoes know who you are.."

She said handing me and imaginary microphone

"My girl Reign came to rock the mic right for y'all tonight! It go, It go, It go 1.. 2.. 3 And"

"Rain down on um like a serenade.."

"Okay!"

"I'm super thick

far from basic, bitch..

Play the game just like I play these niggas..

I'm a real one,

Rollin wit my main sis..

She been rockin' like this since 2nd grade..

Dudes blow up phone

I hit em wit the who dis?"

"Boy BYE! WHO DIS?"

Candice added gassing me up...

"I ain't even save the number

or ya name

look sis !"

I freestyled passing her my phone...

"Naah!"

She said still gassin' me

"Giving our life lessons like ya preacher..

Let's get a little church goin'!"

"PREACH!!.."

Candice said throwing up her Holy Hands

"You messin' wit my Bitch then you gotta go through me..

Hate when a nigga say.."

"Ooww you pretty for a big girl.."

"You funny for a little dick nigga,

You breathing all my good air baby please close ya mouth

Aye yo, Aye yo.. Ima pass it to my girl Candice she bout to rock the mic right!!"

"Okay..

My government is Candice

But you can call me Candii..

I'm sweet before he tongue me down he announces

NOW LANDING.."

"Houston WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"

"Damn right!

It's ladies night and I'm with my main bitch, so hold on tight..

We gone pull up to the club like

Fuck it, Yes we getting lit!

My hills on high

And my makeup is the shiiit..

I'm not worried about my man bout to turn my phone off.. me and my girls coming through like a boss!"

"AYYYEEEE! Bitch that was MUFUCKIN' LIT!!"

"I know right.. I didn't know you still had the ratchetness still left in you sis"

"Girl I keep the ratchet in me never know when I gotta pull it out.. Now that's the Candii I know.. Tonight is our night! I hope Philly is ready for us.."

I said as I took the exit approaching midtown Philadelphia 4 minutes away from club Oceans according to my GPS..

"I'm so happy I came Reign.. I'm sorry we been distant I missed you so much!!"

"I know you did! I would miss me if I stayed away that long to, I feel for you ma!"

"Whatever.. OH IS THIS IT?"

She said pointing at the fancy building with blue light and the line wrapped around the corner

My phone rang I picked up on Bluetooth through the car..

"Tell me something good!"

"Can you like answer the phone normal for once?"

"Nope.. what's good Hunter?"

I looked over at Candice rolling her eyes..

"We just seen your range rover pull-up.. Hurry up so we can get in this club and get this shit jumpin'! Oh and tell Candice I said hey.. I see her over there looking all fly.. I guess August finally let her go outside and play.."

"Y'all don't start this shit.. it's on speaker she can hear you bruh!"

"Oh really.. Ha, I should've known... HIII CANDICE!"

"Mmm.."

Candice said looking out the window..

"Ight we'll be over there in a minute.."

I hung up and looked at Candice face than laughed..

"What's wrong why you looking like that?"

"Imma kill that hoe.."

"Whatever I don't got time for y'all tonight.. just do it where I can't see it,

so I don't have to be coming up as a witness at the police station and shit okay.."

She laughed and nudged me

"I can't stand you!"

We pulled up to the valet..

"You ready?"

She looked at me with a puppy face..

I rolled my eyes..

"Okay well go ahead and send one more text to him..

then THATS IT CANDII!"

She gave me a kiss and a hug

"Yay! Okay okay, this the last one I promise.."

"Mmhhmm.."

We got out and headed to the club as I handed the keys to the Valet..

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Sherry 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

"Ima go order a round of drinks Sherry please make sure these two ratchets behave while I'm gone.."

Reign said heading towards the bar to place an order...

"Girl they need to make sure I behave.. Me and Herb just broke up so I'm in these streets, WHATS GOOD!"

Sherry said grinding in her seat..

"Oh shit! here we go, y'all stay always just breaking up. So, how long y'all staying split for this time?"

Reign asked laughing at them braking up for the hundredth time this year..

"Girl It's for REAL this time, fuck him..."

Sherry said turning off her phone..

"Yeah OKAY... I'll be back.."

Reign said heading to the bar..

"Soo Candice nice outfit, it's a bit red don't you think?"

Hunter said smirking..

"Soo Hunter horrible outfit it's a bit slut attention, whoreish don't cha think?"

Candice said back to Hunter rolling her eyes..

"Nope not enough if you ask me!"

She she pulling her breast up some more..

"Mmm.."

Candice said rolling her eyes..

"Hey I been standing here for 10 minutes you passed me up like 50 times can you take my order please!"

Reign said fed up with the service..

"This is the bar where you order drinks.. if you want to order something to eat that's on the other side.."

The lanky tall blonde girl said..

"Bitch don't make me..."

"Everyone can clearly see this is the bar.. now if you're done being a rude ass, low life Bitch, she wants to order from the bar.."

Reign turned around to an unfamiliar voice..

"Yes sir sorry Mr. Gray I didn't realize.. Uh okay yeah, what can I get for you mam?"

"A bottle of your finest champagne, a bottle of Jack, a bottle of top self tequila and make it quick..."

"Yes mam, right away.."

Reign turned her attention back to him..

"I had that I didn't need your help.."

He laughed real mellow and smooth...

"Actually it was more about common respect and courtesy.. You may not need my help but she needs her job.."

"So what you own this club or something?"

"No I just invested in it.. My dad owns it.."

"Mmm.. that's nice.."

Reign said walking away..

"Wait what's your name?"

"Reign!"

She yelled back as she made her way back to the VIP section with the girls..

"Damn Bitch What took you so long.. I'm ready to get twisted!"

Hunter said dropping it to the floor..

"Some little tooth pick looking white bitch at the bar passed me up 500 times then said.. 'oh I'm sorry this isn't where you order food at'.."

"What! Where she at I'll beat that bitch up! Why you smiling about that.."

Sherry said standing up mugging every skinny white girl in the building..

"I know why she smiling.. she seen something she likes didn't you?"

Candice said walking up to Reign light way pinching her..

"Yeah he was Ight!"

Reign said blushing a bit..

"Ladies here's your drinks.. it's on the house.. My apologies about what happened to you at the bar Ms. Reign.."

"Damn Bitch! Who is that? That's you?"

Sherry said looking him up and down..

"No but it can be.."

He said mellow and charming with his seductive voice licking his lips looking all snackish and shit...

"It's sure can be, Damn you fine boy.. if I wasn't married to this money you could get it!"

Hunter said as she poured her some tequila and took a shot to the head...

He laughed and shook his head...

"Alright you ladies enjoy your girls night out, especially you Ms. Reign.. You wearing the hell out of that dress.."

He nodded at all of us..

"Ladies.."

As soon as he walked away everyone screamed and bust out laughing..

"Bitccch he was throwing the dick at you!! And you over there looking all stiff and shit!"

Candice said sipping on some Champagne..

"Agreed!"

Sherry and Hunter chimed in..

"Wait ain't that Hakeem from Empire?"

Sherry asked..

"No that's the boy that played Bobby Brown in That New Edition movie fool!"

Hunter said laughing..

"No bitch he played Uh, um what's his name.. Micheal Bivins.."

Candice said shaking her head and snapping her fingers..

"First of all those are both the same people...

Look it's girls night and I came to do the damn thang with my main bitches!! I know I look good shit.. but all I'm worried about is having a good time with my girls tonight.. is that okay? Cheers!"

They all got a glass ready..

"Yes cheers to getting drunk...

Hanging out with my main hoes and even you Candice.."

Hunter said looking over at Candice..

Sherry nudged her..

"Behave Hunter!"

"Okay, Okay! Let me take three more shots right quick.."

She took three shots to the head.. as Candice eyed her real heavy..

"Woah!! Now that's a lot better.. okay now like I was saying I'm here with all my girls and we about to turn this bitch OUT!! And cheers to Reign getting some dick tonight.. FINALLY!! She ain't got no dick since Julius's wack ass.."

"Amen to that.."

Sherry said taking a shot of Jack Daniels..

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We were all turned up, dancing and having a good time.. There was no drama or fighting at all...

"Biiitchh I actually love you I don't know why I even hate you! You a cool ass white bitch, you been invited to the cook outs, you feel me.."

Candice said leaning on Hunter and trying not to fall..

"You don't like a bitch because I'm white!! It's because a bitch is white huh? And you just don't wanna give a real one a chance... But even though I think your a stuck up bitch I also think you are sooooo beautiful!"

Hunter said pointing her index finger on top of Candice's nose..

"Yess I know I'm stuck up can you forgive me?"

"Yes I love you SOO MUCH BITCH! I'll be your pumpkin spice, if you'll be my mocha Latté!"

"Hell yeah that sounds sooo good right now..."

Sherry was in the corner calling Herbo.. she's been calling him since she first got tipsy..

at first she started off crying, than ended off with anger.. now she's all apologetic..

Not to include the 59 text she has sent him in the past 10 minutes...

"Babe it's me again.. I'm sorry for that last message just pick up please I love you.."

She put her phone down than picked it back up and waited for the voicemail once again..

"BITCH ASS NIGGA WHATS WRONG WIT CHU!

IM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU EVER GONNA GET!

FUCK YOU BITCH!

ILL KEY YOUR CAR UP AGAIN, I KNOW YOU FUCKING WIT THESE HOES LET ME FIND THE BITCH..

ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND EAT THEM FOR DINNER, QUIT PLAYING WITH ME NIGGA!!! PICK UP BEFORE I FIND YO BITCH ASS AND KILL YOU!.."

She put down the phone again..

Next thing you knew it rang and she answered it right away..

"Hello!

Yes, I'm sorry babe excuse all those message I didn't know you was sleep!

Oh really, I miss you too...

Yes I'm drunk as hell..

You like me like that?

I know I'm crazy..

I don't ever want to fight again!

When?

Tonight?

Okay I'm leaving on my way to the hotel now daddy! Bye love yoooou.."

She put her phone in her clutch..

"Well I'm leaving you bitches for my man, I don't know if y'all heard of him G Herbo!! Well he is catching a flight out to see me tonight.. I'm getting DICCKK, I'm getting DICCKK! Sitting in his faaace, he gone be gripping on my waaaist! Bye lonely hoes talk to y'all later my Uber is on the way.."

So much for ladies night..

Sherry always does this with Herb.. I wasn't shocked at that at all..

When I say they make up and brake up every fucking hour in the hour that's exactly what I mean..

But Hunter and Candice never mixed.. I been around them drunk plenty of times and them heifers argued the whole time...

It was like I was in the twilight zone..

I was over the night..

Plus everyone had a buzz except for me..

"Candice, Hunter!"

"Whaaat!"

They both replied turning in my direction...

"I'm ready to go are y'all coming or what?"

"Noo BYE! We'll get and Uber or Lyft.. You killing our buzz.. we'll see you tomorrow right Hunter baby?"

Candice said raising her glass in the air...

"HELL YEAH!"

I sighed and laughed at them..

"I guess, well I love y'all be safe.. call me Okay!"

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.. go get some dick and leave us be DAMN!"

Hunter said shoving Reign out the VIP section towards the door..

I shook my head and went outside..

I was waiting on my Valet to pull up when I heard..

"Damn if I would have known what I had then, you would still be mine.."

I looked over and it was Julius..

You gotta be kidding me!

out of all places this is where he has to be..

"It's too bad you're here alone.."

"Actually she isn't here alone.. what's that suit Armani? Nice I had that last year.. So look we got places to go have a good night Ight.."

Julius looked at me than back at Bryshere..

He fixed the collar to his suit and walked off..

"See you around Reign.."

"I wouldn't count on it Bruh.."

What is tonight a BIG ASS JOKE NIGHT, STARING REIGN!

The Valet pulled up with my car..

I walked up and he came behind me opening my door..

I got in and he closed the door for me..

I rolled down the window as he walked away..

"Hey!"

He turned around..

"Yes mam?"

"Why you do that?"