Are we useless or is she really that capable?

She got the Jade token from Jerry to work for the gangs under him? How the hell did she do that?

Jerry Chan is known as the porcupine of the Hong Kong underworld business at the way he always has spines around his established kingdom. This Banshee girl not only got his daughter married to someone of her choice but also got the permission to do so for others under him as well.

Is she really that capable?

Nah... I think, I lost the touch in dealing in such businesses. Otherwise how is it even sensible for her to get the permission while the world's most ruthless and high ranked mafia dons are struggling to breach Jerry's shields?

"Here you go." Banshee girl went to her room and brought the Jade token she got from Jerry personally. Just one look at it we all knew it was authentic with the sculpture of dragons and his name artistically written on it.

We scrutinized the token one after the other, however, we are still in shock to even speak a work.

"He couldn't have given you the token just because you found a good match for his daughter." Sergio posed the question that has been plaguing my mind from quite some time.

"How did you even meet him that he even gave you the responsibility to find a groom for his daughter, little Fae?" My lovestruck son of no use asked her in an appalled tone.

"I did not meet him personally but we talked on video calls several times. He is an avid fan of my blog." I scoffed in speechlessness when I heard that.

This girl seriously!

What is she made of?

Is she really a mortal?

I now start to doubt if she even has death. I can certify that even when grim reapers come to take her soul, she would show them how amazingly lucky she is and in the process would make a deal with them to send her back to her body in return to make them superstars in the hell.

"Blog? When did that happen? You are even a blogger now?" Liam asked blankly because we are in deficit for expressions right now.

"Ah, yes. I took a hundred of your prisoners for my personal use right, I sent few of them to different countries and continents to promote our mafia business and my other businesses too. They are promoting my small scale firms and bring me foreign customers and I take their promotions to my blog. That is how Jerry mouse called me to look for a good groom for his daughter because his daughter is too mischievous and he has been having a hard time to marry her off."

My eyes unconsciously found my unfilial son who was biting his lips in order to control a smile that was trying to break out.

What is he so happy about?

She took away those betrayers from dungeons for some petty business and my son is very proud of it.

What has world come to!

"Whom do you marry her off too that Jerry even gave you the Jade token?" Demyan asked, leaning forward as a spark of interest is seen in his eyes.

Not just him, everyone expect for me are interested in her achievements but to me, she is not at all great.

"Ah, the crown prince of Lancaster married her."

"Excuse me?" I frowned at her nonsensical silly claims.

If she says that she paired a mafia don's daughter to a royal family, much less, to a crown prince, am I Faustino Ale Daiz to just nod stupidly to her every stupidity?

"Bambi, I don't think you should say something like that so openly. You might cause problems for saying so. How can a royal Prince marry a mafia don's daughter from Hong Kong?" Ferb tried to make some sense out of her which, I think, is useless.

"Nah, little Fae doesn't lie about something like this. If she said she got those both married, then period." Did my son got exchanged in the hospital when he was an infant?

He can't be my son!

Can I exchange him for someone better in online secondhand trading stores?

"I second that. Bambi dear is quite capable of many things so this is not much of a task for her." And there goes my enemy taking Banshee's side.

How come this girl managed to get me married to this woman? I'm still surprised that I'm married for the second time and that too to my enemy.

"We are same Zodiac sign online friends. There's a group in Instagram for same Zodiac signs and he is one of us. No one knows he is a crown prince. He only said that to me because we are very close friends. So when I told him about Jerry mouse's daughter, he got excited hearing about her mischievous personality. I introduced them to each other and just in few days, they got married too." She smiled widely and said.

She is now affiliated with royal families too?

She knows almost everyone on this planet, from beggar to actor, from Mafia to Royals, from Virus to animals. Is there anyone or anything she is not 'friends' with?

Either they are friends or if they are crazy then they are her family.

If only I have such vast connections!

If only...!

Did I waste my life? Why do I think I wasted my life after seeing her connections?

"I don't even want to hear the rest of the story. Give the Jade token to your Alcohol and they will manage from here forth." I spoke weakly as energy left my body.

If I hear to more of her experiences, then I would definitely feel good-for-nothing before her.

These three White sisters look beautiful but their blood has something wrong that all the three of them turned out to be...

To be... what was that word again?

"Okay."

"I along with Callisto and Demyan shall go to Hong Kong and do a small research ourselves before trading there." I nodded my head to my son while the other two agreed with a curt nod.

It is much better if they disguise and go for themselves.

"When are you leaving, Alcohol?" Banshee asked.

Please don't go with them. Please don't go with them.

You can't spoil their hard work there. Please don't go!

I prayed and chanted to myself.

"This Friday, maybe." He answered getting a nod from both the Mafia kings.

"Then when will you come back?" What now?

Are you going to miss him?

Puh-lease! Don't kid me!

I am not my son and I will not buy that nonsense.

"It might take a month or month and a half to get the information we need." My son, my own son, my own blood, said dejectedly with a f**king pout.

What kind of a man pouts?

He is acting like 'Mabel' from Gravity falls cartoon show. That girl also pouts weirdly with her braces.

"But I will try to come back as soon as possible. I will not let you miss me." That foolish boy promised!

I clearly brought someone else's child to my home. This silly boy can't be my blood.

Shall I just exchange him out in one of those online stores?

"Umm, that will be too late." Banshee mumbled to herself.

"What will be too late, love? Do you not want me to go away from you?" Good Lord! This boy will never change!

When will he come to a realization that girls like Banshee who always does something or the other chaotic will not miss anyone?

"No. Not that. I'm worried you will miss it. It's important and I don't want you to miss it."

"What is it, Bambi. Tell him clearly so he will know what you are talking about." Ferb interfered before I or anyone else lashes out in anger.

"It's our first appointment and I want you to be there." She said cryptically again.

Can she get to the point anytime soon? I'm having headache due to her. But that is not what is worrying me, my left eye is flickering from morning and it is said that when a man's left eyes flickers, it means something bad might happen.

My son got up from where he was sitting and went to sit beside banshee girl. He wrapped an arm around her shoulder and hugged her like one of those soft natured kind men from Kdramas.

"What appointment? Your new business appointment?" Banshee shook her head at his guess and pouted that almost caused me to puke.

"No, doctor's appointment. Dr. Enzo said it would be good for the father to be present at the time of first scan. But you will be in another country at the time of my first scan." Scan?

What scan?

Why scan?

F- father? What does she mean?

Oh no, it can't be!

It can't be what I'm thinking!

I don't want her to be a permanent member of my son's life.

"W-what? What scan?" He stuttered as he shot up from his chair and looked puzzled.

You fool, you still didn't get it?

"My first pregnancy scans! My appointment is on next weekend."

And the reason for my left eye flickering is hence answered. I am damned with a daughter in law with mental.

Is this the end of my hope?

There is no way for a normal life now?

Why the hell am I a father in law to this banshee girl?

I wonder how a baby from her be like?