《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》32.| summer break
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audrey
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"Eeep, it's summer break!"
"And you still can't imitate. . ."
"Just leave the imitations to the professionals Justin."
"I've been telling you countless times!"
"Well do both of us a favour and stop because you're horrible at it."
"You're a freak so you like it."
"Well I'm not."
"So no school work or homework for three months, am I dreaming?"
"Pinch me."
"Hey! I'm not a guy!"
"Didn't I just tell you to stop? You're going to make me get a hearing aid."
"We are so not having this conversation Justin."
"Awww, how adorable. I wish my grandma was like that."
"My grandma is annoying, she always says I'm too boyish and forces me to wear dresses and while I'm not against wearing one, grandma wants me to wear those frilly pink ones from her era, plus she always tries to hook me up with one of her friends grandson's saying that its time for me to get married! I'm only seventeen for chocolate sakes, also another thing, does she think that its the fifties, because--"
"Is that the only thing you heard out of my entire monologue?"
"I have to, I don't have a choice I can't just tell my grandma I have a boyfriend I haven't even met, she'll think I'm crazy!"
"I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to point out."
"It's sweetheart."
"Its sweetheart, not Audrey. I don't know who you're talking about, are you cheating on me? Is there something you have to tell me Justin?"
"Funny. . .I distinctly remember being called that by my boyfriend."
"Not only a jerk but a dork too!"
"Point proven Justin."
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"You're making her seem horrible."
". . ."
"I-I am, you said when I'll meet her soon. How do you know we'll be together long enough for me to meet your grandma?"
"I'm serious about us too Justin."
". . . You're going to make me cry."
"Mission completed."
"Justin. . ."
"Whatever you say . . . I need to go now."
"Mom is shouting at me to wash the dishes, I've been stalling."
"Yeah."
"Quit being dramatic Justin."
"You're crazy."
"Whatever, I'm hanging up."
"Later Justin, don't miss me too much."
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