《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》22. | new flavor
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『3:03pm』
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"Somebody's happy. . ."
"What got you so happy?"
"There is a reason for that."
"Would I be asking if I didn't?"
"Well? I'm waiting"
". . .A . . . date?"
". . .Oh."
"What do you want me to say?"
"Congratulations."
"I am speaking normally Justin, how do you want me to speak?"
"Well I'm not."
"Why would I be jealous of you?"
"I am, it seems like I don't really know you, I thought you didn't do dates. . ."
"Seems like you really like her."
". . ."
"You are such a slut."
"That's a slut"
"That's not sexist at all."
"That isn't the same thing!"
"--Before you continue your sentence, make sure what you're about to say is a fact and makes sense, otherwise you're good just keeping your mouth shut before you turn this spark into a flame."
"I'm not angry."
"In your dreams."
"Then you have the nerve to flirt with me."
"Actually I have but, you've just been dismissing it and please don't call me that anymore."
"Yeah, reserve that name for your new conquest."
"You just said you're giving her a few dates until you sleep with her which makes her your new flavor."
"Fine I'm sorry about that. . ."
"Look I said I'm sorry---"
"What the hell did you just call me?"
"You're a fucking asshole Justin, I apologized, there was no need to call me a bitch."
"You know what? Fuck you!
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