《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》20. | new justin
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audrey
『3:12pm』
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"That's it! I officially hate school!"
"I can't calm down! High school is the pits and I hate it!"
"Amber is being a real bitch and she overstepped the line when she humiliated me in front of the whole school! I mean, how dare she trip me with her too high high heels and proceed to spill spaghetti sauce all over my favorite new shirt! Letting me become the laughing stock of the school? I don't know what I did to ever deserve her hate. The only time I remotely did anything to her was when her latest conquest left her to ask me out on a date which I refused by the way because I don't like leftovers. She just tarnished my good girl reputation because I went ahead and called her a bitch and then slapped her like one. If Amber continues to make my life hell I swear I will wring her neck!"
". . .Yes."
"I know!"
"I doubt that."
[Audrey scrunches her nose in disgust at Justin's words and can't help but laugh out loud.]
"Ewww, that is so gross. . ."
"That was also weirdly specific, do you have something that you need to tell me Justin?"
"Wow. . .just wow. . ."
"Much, thank you for listening to me rant and for cheering me up."
"We friends now?"
"Whatever you say Justin."
"Not in the mood and my sarcastic humor isn't questionable."
"What happened to Funny man?"
"You're always trying to cheer me up on my bad days why?"
"Since we are friends don't expect me to tone down my insults."
"Good."
"Fantastic."
"Wonderful."
". . .Thanks."
"For cheering me up doofus!"
"I hate you."
"Just accept my thanks again idiot."
". . ."
"You're something else Justin."
"You think so highly of yourself."
"You're crazy."
"Gag me with a spoon."
"What the hell are y-- Justin!"
"Who are you and why would you say something so disgusting?"
"Well your blood must be dirty."
"I don't like this Justin."
"I don't think I can."
"Go to hell."
"You just reminded me why you're an asshole."
"I'm hanging up."
"I want the old Justin back."
We aren't friends anymore."
"You're fired."
The state will get them for you."
"Fine then I'll see you in court."
"
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