《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》19. | gay babies
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audrey
『10:05pm』
•••
"Ugh. . .I reek of eggs, chocolate and sweat! Not a good combination."
". . ."
"More like being tortured by my friends."
"After Katie asked me to follow her she led me to this building and told me to enter first and when I opened the door. I was poured with water, thrown with eggs and covered with flour and then they screamed surprise and we had a jolly good time by the time of cutting cake, my head was smashed in chocolate cake and I was chased around the house by a violent looking dog which was totally not mine!"
"Yeah my head jumped into conclusions."
"For what?"
"Oh right, thanks funny man."
"You're in a superman stance aren't you?"
"Looks like I know you!"
"Do you want it to be?"
"Then it is"
"So am I"
". . ."
[A pause, before Audrey bursts out laughing.]
"Nice save."
"Seems like it."
"That's your word of the day?"
"Save. You've been saying that a lot today"
"Honeybun? That's a new one. You always call me sweetheart, petal or babe. Where did honeybun come from?"
"No. I'm not some type of food Justin. I eat food not called food."
"Y-yeah I do, they've grown on me."
". . ."
"That was you flirting? Go to flirting lessons, you're in desperate need of help."
"We never stopped Justin, you just assumed in that pretty head of yours that we did."
"....stop f-flirting with me Justin, you're giving me a headache."
"Well I didn't, flirt with your groupies or whatever."
"Can I get a refund?"
"That was a good comeback Justin, even you have to admit it."
"Awww, did I poke the poor boy's ego?"
"How fascinating! Do you have any more theories on that?"
"Have some Asprin and you'll be fine."
"That's nice, but I don't remember asking for a science lesson."
"
"Headache alert! Cause? Justin's voice."
"It wasn't a compliment."
"You're sick."
"Can somebody hand me a tissue? I think my ear is bleeding!"
"I-- I don't."
[ Justin smiles when he hears the sleepy tone in Audrey's voice. She was cute.]
"Yeah. . . long day."
"Not that your permission matters, but what is it?"
"Really?"
"Are you trying to flirt with me even if I told you to stop?"
"What?"
". . .That was so damn cheesy, but nighty night Justin."
"You're being...sus- suspiciously sweet. . ."
"What . . . "
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