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"Hey, Justin."

"..."

"---I asked if I was getting in between your friends but you denied it. Now you guys are fighting about me and I hate it."

"I hate getting in between friendships."

"You're sure?"

"Over two-hundred?"

"Okay fine, I believe you"

"I'm officially curious now, what was your plan B?"

"You write poetry?"

"You're a funny guy"

"Don't get a big head"

"Make sure it doesn't fall off"

"I know."

"I don't know, it was a rough week I guess."

[Audrey snorts and rolls her eyes]

"I've been swamped with homework and assignments and I wrote an essay which I got a B from! Can you believe it?"

"Uh... yeah. Aren't you?"

"

"A freshie huh? Have you joined any clubs yet? And by clubs I mean a fraternity house, Are you a frat boy? Because you seem like one."

"Yes, with your love for parties."

"

"Not all fraternities are preppy you dumbo. But if you aren't in a frat house then where do you stay? In the dorms?"

"Oh wow, that's cool."

"What are you-- Oh, everything Justin! I'm a straight-A student and getting less than an A+ is a fail"

"Thang?"

"Well, you're the one who said I must tell 'Dr. Phil' about my problems and my problems happen to involve school"

"I'm sixteen, turning seventeen on April 10th"

"You're only a year older than me you dumbass!"

"One of the many things you told me when you drunk dialed me. You said you had just turned eighteen and it wasn't hard to do the math."

"Super drunk."

"I know"

"Nothing much, just hanging out with my friends, eat cake, and pig out on junk food"

"I won't, I have a fast metabolism. It's annoying sometimes"

kill

"You sound like a chipmunk"

"You sound worse"

"I just did"

"You're being really dramatic"

sugar

"Excuse me while I go clean my bleeding ear"

"Just leave the southern accent to Texans, they are great at it. You? Not so much"

"I suggest you leave the drama to those who know it"

"It was meant to be"

"For what?"

"I actually don't asshole"

"I'm so not going to argue about this"

"About what?"

"Just leave the professionals to do their 'thang' and focus on other things. Like having no life"

"Of course you do"

"And I agreed with you"

"Right...how do you want me to speak?"

"But that is how I spoke to you"

"What voice?!"

"You've got to be kidding me"

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