audrey

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~Incoming call - The Asshole~

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【answer】

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". . ."

".

Why did you call?"

"

"Aren't you just the funniest."

"Your voice."

"Acknowledging how your voice really is, is a great first step to accepting who you truly are. A pubescent little boy."

"I'm sorry but I don't recall being a waitress. Last time I checked I was still in school"

"So was your dad's condom"

". . ."

Great observation Einstein!"

"That is such a guy thing to say. Are guys the only ones allowed to be moody and not be questioned about it?"

"

"Does that bother you, Justin?"

"To bad I'm still going to continue doing it"

"Super and I'm Tinkerbell."

"I thought we were using our colourful imaginations?"

"I'm always like this asshole."

"Mission accomplished!"

"

"Am I really Justin?"

"Oh, so we are friends now? Why wasn't I notified of this memo?"

"I take it, we aren't besties anymore?"

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