audrey

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~Incoming call- The Girl Who Won't Stop Calling Me~

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"Wow somebody's grouchy!"

"You must have been really drunk last night Justin."

"Your cussing is going to give me migraines by the end of this phone call."

"Well..I got an interesting phone call last night..."

"Oh I'm sure you going to care."

"Firstly stop fucking cussing and secondly I'm merely just telling you that you would care to know about the call I had last night."

"You're so damn rude."

"..."

" How is your pet dog fluffy doing today?"

"No shit sherlock"

"Whatever being weird is who I am so get over it... Lets get back to your fluffy. How is your pooch doing? Emphasis on the pooch because that's the word you used."

"Oh yes. Last night's phone call will forever be dangling over your head and I will be using it against you all the time."

"Ugh. Such a spoil sport"

"That's not my name"

"Stop calling me that or I'll spill out your secrets and trust me, you've told me plenty in your drunken state."

"You told me about your love for bubble baths using your very manly shadow night bath bombs, and believe it or not, that isn't the most embarassing thing you've rambled to me last night."

"Are you sure? You do know that phone calls can be recorded too."

"Oh it is, but I don't care. I wasn't going to let such a gold opportunity pass me by. I had to record it."

"Tell me something I don't know."

"Not to be a bore or anything...you definitely were"

"I don't remember asking for your opinion."

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"..."

"..."

"That's not my name you buffoon!"

"Will you stop calling me 'annoying girl' if I tell you?"

"That's not an answer."

"You sound like such an asshole"

"Just stop with the pet names. It makes me want to barf."

"Can you get anymore boring?"

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"You're testing me Justin."

"Stop. Just stop."

"ITS AUDREY OKAY? AUDREY!"

"You're like a damn parasite."

"

"Eww."

"You just agreed that you're a parasite."

"Cocky much?"

"No. You're being arrogant."

"You're annoying."

"

"Ugh, I can't believe I'm still in this conversation."

"No they don't."

"Care to point out more of my imaginary flaws?"

"I was being sarcastic."

"Of course you wouldn't since you sound like a guy with an IQ score low enough to trip over."

"I'm right, aren't I?"

"That's what a stupid person would say."

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"I'm flattered that you think my voice is lovely enough to get through your head."

*Dial tone*

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