audrey

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【answer】

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"I'm beginning to think that you have some kind of obsess--"

𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒑*

"Are you drunk dialling me right now?"

"Okay no need to scream in my ear geez, I'm too young to get a hearing aid."

"And you're so so so drunk"

"You are definitely as wasted as they come."

"I don't, I was stating a plain ole fact"

"Super, but I wasn't asking for your life story"

"--I said I wasn't...no wait carry on"

"Never mind, carry on, I could use this for future blackmail"

"Are you... Are you sniffling?"

𝒔𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔*"

"Oh this is lengendary! I wish I was there to see you like this in person."

"What?"

"You mean Legendary Pokemon?"

[Audrey bursts out laughing]

"This is Gold! You didn't say that."

"No you didn't."

"Fine. Then tell me your life story."

*Dial tone*

"Blackmail is going to be so sweet...."

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