| audrey piper

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"Hi, this is Amanda from Pizza Hut, I called to ask which date you would prefer to pay your two months overdue thousand dollar debt between the 5th and the 10th?"

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"I will repeat myself, I said that we are Secret World and Adult Toys, you and your girlfriend called us last week to ask about the availability of size large condoms I regret to inform you that we are only left with size extra small, I hope that's still okay, your girlfriend confirmed that, that size would still fit you and--"

"This isn't a prank call sir, as I was saying we don't tolerate curses in our facilities so I'm afraid you have to adopt a brain-to-mouth filter if you still want to attend our ballet classes, just like our motto says, a ballerina's grace doesn't only come from posture but from--"

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"Hello my name is Amanda. I believe we were disconnected?"

"Well that was quite rude of you, we were discussing something important sir"

"Say that a bit louder, Canada didn't quite hear you."

"Lucky for you, I am not one of them, back to our topic if you don't want me to call you sir would you rather prefer ma'am?"

"And you'll what? Shout at me through the phone? You already did that ... ma'am."

"---I can google the urban dictionary if you're running out of words to describe me"

"--Call me whatever you want ma'am, you can't do anything to me."

"Judged by your squeaky voice, one might doubt."

" Its one of my best traits ma'am"

"You'll what ... Hang up?"

"Let me help with that."

*Dial tone*

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