Hi 😃

???: Hi

May I acquire a picture of thee scrumptious toes?

??? :I think you have the wrong number.

no n0o, cementing says this is right. So does Jeffery.

???: cementing??? who tf is Jeffery???

how dare you difile Prescious Jeffery's nadme. You do not deserve to even mention such a beautiful manhood .

???: manhood.

Yes, yes. The journey of manhood is the peek of Jeffery

You have offended Jeffery.

???:How have I offended Jeffery?

Jeffery told me you are a 50 man like little children. He says not to speak to such man.

???: That makes sense.

Tell Jeffery that I am not a man of 50, and I don't like little kids

Jeffery says you lie. Nieke doesn't like Kiera.

???: Who tf is Nieke? Where did? No, scratch that Who are you??

Apologies dearest man, but I must succumb to the darkest depths of hell. Goodbye dearest soilser9,

you have served well

???: wtf is my life

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Hahhah. Hi 😃

I have returned from the depths of procrastination.

Please forgive me. However I should update more, no promises though. I can't account for future me. Future me is lazy as hell. But! All these number things are based off of my own experiences.

Thanks for reading!

-The author