《maybe. /a dsmp fanfic》003: Wrong Number
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Hi 😃
???: Hi
May I acquire a picture of thee scrumptious toes?
??? :I think you have the wrong number.
no n0o, cementing says this is right. So does Jeffery.
???: cementing??? who tf is Jeffery???
how dare you difile Prescious Jeffery's nadme. You do not deserve to even mention such a beautiful manhood .
???: manhood.
Yes, yes. The journey of manhood is the peek of Jeffery
You have offended Jeffery.
???:How have I offended Jeffery?
Jeffery told me you are a 50 man like little children. He says not to speak to such man.
???: That makes sense.
Tell Jeffery that I am not a man of 50, and I don't like little kids
Jeffery says you lie. Nieke doesn't like Kiera.
???: Who tf is Nieke? Where did? No, scratch that Who are you??
Apologies dearest man, but I must succumb to the darkest depths of hell. Goodbye dearest soilser9,
you have served well
???: wtf is my life
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Hahhah. Hi 😃
I have returned from the depths of procrastination.
Please forgive me. However I should update more, no promises though. I can't account for future me. Future me is lazy as hell. But! All these number things are based off of my own experiences.
Thanks for reading!
-The author
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