《Multiskilled (Smp x male reader)》Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2
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What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
IT.
Annabelle.
Paranormal Activity.
High School Musical. All throughout high school, I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
...That took an unexpected turn.
So did their neck.
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Tommy did it again.
Peace disturbance?
What no-
Arson..?
NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
uh....Attempted murder?
NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Why were you up yesterday until 3 am?
How did you know I was up until 3 am?
We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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You know you can die from that, right?
*Smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
*drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
*Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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*At a bank teller window*
I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
*Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
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When do you usually go to sleep?
Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
*sobs*
You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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I am strong! I beat Dream at arm wrestling!
Anyone can beat Dream at arm wrestling!
Hey-
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*seductively takes off sunglasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Can you pass the salt?
Can you pass away?
Too much salt.
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The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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*The squad right before M/n's wedding*
Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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*tapping fingers on table*
*taps fingers back furiously*
...What's going on?
Morse code. They're talking.
-.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
*slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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I give up. I am so tired.
Get the emergency supply!
*carries Tubbo and places them in front of Ranboo*
*smiles*
AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
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Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, M/n'*
Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*
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Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
*crouches down*
*kneels down*
*sits on the floor*
I hate all of you.
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How many children do you have?
Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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What color is this?
Gray.
Grey.
Now tell them what color you think it is.
Dark white.
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Your smile? It makes my day.
Your happiness? I live for that.
A room? Get one.
Hotel? Trivago.
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What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Fucking DreamXD and Drista were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Phil, deer!"
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...And what did Phil do?
...He said, "Yes, Honey?"
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I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Kristen walks in*
Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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M/n and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
What did you do?
They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
*walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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So, what is Kristen to you?
The reason I wake up every morning.
...That's adorable.
WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!!!
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I lost Phil.
How did you LOSE Phil?!
To be fair, they are very small.
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