《Multiskilled (Smp x male reader)》Incorrect Quotes
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Here you go, M/n. A nice, hot cup of coffee.
Oh, this is cold.
A nice cup of coffee.
It's not very good.
Cup of coffee.
I'm not even sure it's coffee.
Cup.
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She was poetry, but he couldn't read...
He was Jared, nineteen...
When his parents built a very strange machine...
Watch that scene, dig it the dancing queen.
AAAYYYY MACARENA!!!
...Horrible job, everyone.
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Has anyone seen Tubbo?
Uh-uh.
Nope.
I've got this one.
Tubbo!!
*Distant giggling*
Found him, thanks.
No problem.
*Visible confusion*
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I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Because you're sweet and funny.
Wilbur says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
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Maybe, for once, I want someone to call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'
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I have to pee, but I'm too lazy...
Looks like urine trouble...
...
...
...
...
*Rolling on the floor, howling in laughter*
Since it's impossible to know when my life is in the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Tell me your wildest fantasy.
I'm on The Wheel of Fortune, and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
No, I meant like-
Everyone claps.
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M/n, teach me how to be vaguely threatening.
If someone points at your black clothing, and asks you whose funeral it is, a look around the room and a casual "Haven't decided yet" is always a good response.
*Fearing for his life*
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*Is upset*
Go get them.
*5 minutes later*
I've got them!
M/n!
What do butterflies taste like?
They taste bad.
: ...
How-?
I answered your question, that's all you get.
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Do you ever get like, water-hungry?
...Thirsty?
Water hungry.
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I like that we say "Oh, man" to express disappointment. Because men are disappointing.
But you're a man-
I know what I said!
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M/n's phone contacts:
Tommy
Tubbo
Purpled
His mom
Ranboo
Wilbur
Schlatt
Dream
Quackity
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