《Unexpected Text Messages : Stu Macher x reader》Chapter 19: You Really Didn't Think This Through
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Third Person POV:
Stu stopped in his tracks.
Oh fuck.
Y/n stared at the man, eyes wide.
" JD is a murderer..?"
Stu ran his fingers through his hair.
" Forget I said anything."
" Like hell I will." They retorted, fists twitching. In all honestly, they had a very strong urge to hit the lanky male, but they refrained from doing so.
" So let me get this straight.... JD is a murderer, yet he still went out to the park with me, but didn't kill me..?"
" You can't be this stupid. It's obvious he likes you, otherwise he would've shot you on the spot." Stu grumbled, crossing his arms like a child.
" Well that's comforting. ' He could've killed you if he wanted'."
" Better than him actually killing you."
" Touché....wait does this mean Hannibal is a killer as well???"
".... I'm not sure you want to know the full truth about Hannibal."
" Stu tell me."
"No."
"Yes."
" No."
" Yes."
" Alright fine, Hannibal is a cannibal...." The boy trailed off, looking away from Y/n.
Y/n sat there, processing the information.
" He.....eats....people...?"
" More or less."
" I have the worst taste in internet friends." Y/n groaned, falling backwards onto the couch.
" Hey I'm not that bad."
" You KILL people."
" Only people that deserve it." He whispered.
" So are you going to kill me? Do I deserve it?" They asked, staring at the male.
" No, you don't deserve it."
" So what, you've told me your deepest darkest secret, you've exposed the others in the groupchat, and you're hoping I don't go public with the information?"
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He stayed silent.
" Wow," Y/n gave a slow clap. " You really didn't think this through."
" Well what was I supposed to do? Let you stab me!?" He yelled out.
" Well we certainly wouldn't be in this situation if you did!" Y/n responded equally as loud.
It was silent for a minute.
" Look, I'm sorry okay?" Stu faltered. " It's just that you seemed like a genuine friend,and I haven't had one of those in a really long time. I guess I just wanted a life away from killing, where I could be normal."
" Well if you wanted to strengthen our friendship, kidnapping was not the way to go." Y/n stated dryly.
Stu gave a small chuckle, and saw that the corner of Y/n's lip twitched,as if holding back a smile.
" Look, if I release you, do you promise not to tell the cops?"
" That depends, will anyone else try to kill me?" Y/n stared a Stu suspiciously.
Stu bit his lip anxiously.
" Okay, don't freak out....but Hannibal may and this is a very very very very small chance, he maytrytoeatyou." ( May try to eat you )
" Does he know we were meeting up?"
" Why does that matter?"
" Stu you dumbass. He'd have more incentive to kill me if he knew I knew he was a killer."
" Oh yeah forgot about that, that would be pretty shitty. He doesn't know though."
" Alright, guess I'll take my chances." Y/n shrugged, standing up.
A gun was placed to their temple.
" No you fucking won't."
A voice came from behind.
" Billy...?" Stu's voice quavered.
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