《Unexpected Text Messages : Stu Macher x reader》Chapter 2: Incel???
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I had continued your day like normal, lounging around the house, cleaning, and overall being pretty lazy. My gaze settled back onto my phone. Ah what the hell.
Me: Heyyyyyy babe
Unknown: Oh no it's you
Me: bitch tf? ugh I bet u use reddit
Unknown: so what if I do?
Me: not the incel app oml
Me: does Billy know about ur terrible ways?
Unknown: and if he does
Me: then he must be so much worse, if he can put up with u and not go insane
Me: Oh my god wait is he an incel too????
Unknown: ur assuming he hasn't gone insane? Did you just assume his mental stability smh
Unknown: and no he's not an incel, neither am I tf?
Me: I-
Me: oml I'm texting a psychopath, how could I be so blind
Unknown: u only now realized?
Me: mom come pick me up I'm scared
Unknown: Do I look-
Me: Anywayyyy
Unknown: damn what we going so fucking fast for?
Me: Shut
Me: I need a contact name for you babes, what should it be?
Unknown: Ghost
Me: Why?
Unknown: because after this convo I'm ghosting u 😘
Me: you bitch-
Read at 3:47 PM
Me: jokes on u I named ur contact ghost
Ghost: why do u keep replying oml
Me: trying to get rid of me already bbg? 🥹
Ghost: you scare me greatly
Me: I get that a lot
Ghost: wow, do you have any friends at all?
Me:
Ghost: damn man, we need to get you some friends
Me: I agree
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