《Unexpected Text Messages : Stu Macher x reader》Chapter 1: What the Fuck?
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Y/n's POV:
It was an average Saturday morning for me. I got up and proceeded to head downstairs where I fixed myself a bowl of cereal ( or whatever you want to eat ) and turned on the TV. I plopped myself down on the couch and ate while the TV announcer talked about the recent ghostface murders.
" The Ghostface killers have been identified as Billy Loomis and Stu Macher. Their last recorded whereabouts were ( insert your city here ). Residents of this area are advised to be on high alert, and to not travel alone. Police are determined to catch these two, and end their murderous reign once and for all."
My eyes widened when they mentioned my area, but I kinda shrugged it off. I barely go outside unless it's necessary, so chances are I won't be targeted.
One I finish my cereal ( or whatever you want for breakfast ) I clean up the dishes and unplug my phone from it's charger to see if I have any news notifications. To my surprise, a number I didn't recognize sent me a message.
Unknown: Billy, where u at??
Fear shoots down your spine. Billy, as in, the criminal? I shake my head. Tons ofpeople have the name Billy, the chances of it being the Billy are incredibly small. I turn my focus back to the message.
Unknown: Billy, where u at??
Me:
Unknown: Billy wtf dude cmon this is serious
Me:
Unknown: Oh shit wrong number
Me: No way? Really????
Unknown: oml fuck this I'm blocking u
Me: No wait I'm sorry, I can change, I can be the Billy you always wanted me to be 😭
Unknown: wtf
Me: Idk man I'm bored
Unknown: damn, am I that boring?
Me: Kinda, all you ever talk about is Billy & blocking me, like babe, am I not good enough?
Seen at 10:42 AM
Me: Not even responding to my messages, damn bro that hurts, I thought we had something real
I put my phone down and smile a little to myself. That number person has piqued my interest.
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