(Jimin's pov)

"Candy, check... Alcohol, you know it". I giggled. "Bootasic snacks, check". I smiled. "Now... WHERE THESE HOES AT!?!". I screamed. Was I planning a Halloween party while my husband was away on business? Uhh... Have you met me? I'm a trouble maker, so of course I was throwing a party without Yoongi's permission. It's not like he was here to stop me.

"I am terrible". I laughed and checked my phone. "They better be wearing the same shit otherwise I'm cutting off friendships". I scoffed. The theme this year was sexy and guess who picked the costumes this year, me. I was honestly glad that Yoongi wasn't here to see what I picked out.

That's right! It's a lingerie Halloween party hoes!. "Best friend!". Jin walks in wearing the pink version as expected. "Best friend!". Best friend!". "Best friend!". "Best friend!". Jin and I sing while dancing closer to each other til we hugged. "Looking good in your blue boo". Jin says. "Please, pink was literally MADE for you". I said. "But like blue goes well with your curves honey". Jin said. "Y'all are disgusting". Taehyung walks in wearing purple.

"Maybe if you got yourself a bestie, you won't feel alone". Jin scoffed. "Say again bestie". I said. "Maybe if you got yourself a bestie, you won't feel alone". Jin repeats. "I hate you hoes". Taehyung says and we laughed. "Where the food at?". Taemin says, walking straight to the table, wearing red. "I see you boo". I said. "Bitch, I know you do". Taemin said. "I look fierce... Y'all could never". Taemin huffed.

"This hoe". Jin rolled his eyes. "Hey hoe!". Chaeyoung waltz in wearing white and Seonghwa was behind her wearing black. "This is SO humiliating". Seonghwa says, trying to cover his self up. "Relax, Hwa... It will be more humiliating if boss man was here". I wiggled my eyebrows. "Shut up!". Seonghwa blushed. "The party can now start". Jennie slowly walks in wearing orange and Princess waving.

"What is this bitch on? The party been started". Taehyung said. "Exactly, it started the moment I arrived". Jin says. "I... Nevermind". Taehyung sighs. "We are still...". "I am here!". Xiumin walked in, wearing gray. "Oh shit". Xiumin looks at us. "God DAMN! We look good". Xiumin said. "As always". Taemin said. "Like, what we look like looking like other people out there?". Chaeyoung scoffed.

"I couldn't do it". Jin shivered. "I will have to go to space and live there for the rest of my life". Jin said. "I can't be with the less blessed". Jin gagged. "You're a bitch". Seonghwa said. "I know?". Jin looks Seonghwa up and down. "Did he forget who the fuck I was?". Jin asked me. "His psychic powers eats his brain". I said. "Understandable". Jin said. "Fuck y'all hoes". Seonghwa said and I giggled.

"Enough talking". Xiumin says. "Let's shake some ass!". Xiumin starts twerking. "Yas bitch". Chaeyoung joins him. "Get it! Get it! Get it!". Taehyung cheered. "I'm here for food". Jin said. "Me too". Taemin gasped. "Walk with me, talk with me". Jin links arms with Taemin and they moved to the snack bar. "I honestly came to get fucked up". Seonghwa said. "What he do?". I sighed, handing him a wine bottle.

"He tried to use the husband card on me and said that I couldn't go anywhere". Seonghwa said. "He never learns". I shook my head. "So, I used my body card and told him that he can't touch me anymore if I don't get my way". Seonghwa said. "Oh my god! I taught you that!". I smiled. "And it worked". Seonghwa giggled. "How the hell does Yoongi put up with you?". Seonghwa asks.

"Umm... Have you seen this ass?". I said. "He does NOT want to let this go". I giggled. "You're also a bitch". Seonghwa said. "But... You knew this". I laughed and jumped on a table. "Bottoms! May I have your attention". I say. "But... I'm a switch". Jennie raised her hand and we all turned to her. "Nah, cut the music". I said and Taehyung turned it off. "You dead ass?". I ask Jennie and she laughed. "I'm kidding". Jennie said.

"Bitch don't scare...". "I'm actually a top". Jennie says and we glared at her. "Someone get Rose on the phone RIGHT NOW!". I ordered. "What!?!". Jennie yells. "Get her out". I said. "Ya! You can't... Get your hands off me!". Jennie yells when Seonghwa and Xiumin drags her out. "She almost ruined our bell ball". I touched my chest. "This is a bottom only invite". I say. "Anymore liars?". I asked.

"No boo". My friends say. "Wonderful!". I clapped. "Continue the ball!". I say. "Hell yeah!". Taehyung blasted the music and we started to slut drop. "U-umm...". I saw Rose hiding shyly by the door. "Rose! Darling!". I went over to her. "Don't be shy sweetie, it's just us bottoms here this evening". I told her. "I..". Rose looks down at her feet and I giggled. "Here cutie". I handed her a robe. "Oh, thank you". Rose smiled at me.

"Come on!". I dragged her inside and we start dancing together. "HELL YEAH!". Taehyung, for some reason starts to be our dj. "Y'all out here forgetting the first Queen". Younha walked in, wearing gold. "Queen Younha". We bowed. "Aw, y'all don't have too". Younha giggled. "Someone pour me some strong ass rum". Younha said. "At once". Taemin says and went to the bar.

"So... Where did y'all leave the men?". Younha asked. "I just got up and left Hoseok". Jin said. "Oh my god... I did the same thing". Taemin says. "Twinsies!". They hugged. "I had to lock Jungkook in a room cause he wanted to be clingy". Taehyung rolled his eyes. "Like a bunny in heat?". I said. "Stop bullying him!". Taehyung yelled. "Never!". I laughed. "I just left after I told Hoon after I threatened to cut him off". Seonghwa said.

"Y'all are evil and I'm here for it". Younha giggled. "And how about you?". I asked. "You got two kids". I said. "And they have a father". Younha scoffed. "I need a mom day every once in a while and Joon likes kids so... Problem solved". Younha said. "So tonight ladies... We get fucked up!". Younha proclaims. "FUCK YEAH!". I screamed. "We ain't leaving til we are all fucked up!". I yelled. "Yas ma'am!".

(Meanwhile)

All their husbands and Jennie were outside, banging on the window, trying to get their attention. "Why the fuck can't you get inside your own home!?!". Kyungsoo yelled at Yoongi. "Don't fucking look at me!". Yoongi yelled back. "I... Oh shit". Yoongi rubs his head. "This is all your fault, we know". Jungkook rolled his eyes. "What did you do?". Namjoon asked. "Jimin said he wanted to do the kitchen but I guess he lied". Yoongi said.

"Idiot". Hoseok said. "Jin looks like the type to just up and leave you". Yoongi says and Hoseok pouted. "Overkill and for what?". Hongjoong said. "Fuck this". Kyungsoo pulled out his gun. "Yeah, go ahead, scared them". Jungkook said. "That's a risk I'm willing to take". Kyungsoo said. "Stand down". Yoongi said. "I want my wife!". Kyungsoo yelled. "So do I but I ain't whining". Namjoon said.

"Boys, boys". Jennie says. "We all want our wives but why not have some?". Jennie smirks. "What do you have in mind?". Yoongi asked and Jennie giggled.

"A trick".