Salacity

The nun slams the tip of her sword into the tiled floor, pale lightning weakly crackling away from it to either side. “Akheron! You are hereby charged with public indecency in five realms!”

“Indecency?” Rach says, momentarily distracted.

I admit I was also expecting something more salacious.

Akheron’s reptilian eyes crinkle as he laughs. “That’s all you could get them to agree to? Or are you still hoping for a termination order?”

“It’s a matter of time.”

Erd’s eyes dart from us to the nun. I can practically see his thought bubble.

“Rach–”

“Yep. Eye, throat, groin.”

“Or hand, Rach.”