Questing for Quests

“I take it back. Rach’s friend is not nice.” Felicia scowls as the mohawked goblin ties her hands together.

“It’s a bit like birdliming,” the second one says. He’s turning our gem beneath the lantern light, back and forth. “Dangle a quest in the adventurers’ faces, then collect their rewards!”

Rach’s face is purple. She’s straining against the thick cable around her arms and chest. “I’ll murder you, Erd!”

“Oh Great Eressa, protect me!” The goblin laughs and winks at Vera, who’s gagged and glaring daggers. “Sorry, gals. I win this round, but I’m sure you’ll land on your feet.”