《Swipe Right for Catfish》Chapter 14
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December 2019
"Are you done laughing now? I feel you've made your point," I said, but she continued to laugh. Jackie was now on the floor, holding her stomach in the fetal position. She was laughing so hard tears were rolling down her face. Lifting my feet onto the desk, I leaned back in my chair and placed my hands on my head. "Oh man, I wish I could remember who that girl was, so I could apologize."
"I'm sure she remembers you. For all we know, you gave her PTSD. Every time she sees someone barf, she'll be transported to that dance floor," Jackie said, climbing off the ground back into her chair.
"Anyway, it doesn't matter now. I found a really great girl, so I'm going to focus on that. Actually, speaking of dating." Tapping a chocolate cigarette pack, I pulled one out and took a drag from it. "Listen, Toots, we got some important details to discuss before we're back on the clock." Taking my feet off the desk, I crossed my legs. I took a long drag, trying to gather all the information about the case.
"You know, this whole detective thing is pretty lame," Jackie said, "and your slang really needs work. You sound like an awful actor from a bad 1940s crime drama."
The criticism was so brutal it knocked me out of character. "Hey, can you just like support me? It took so long to nail this raspy detective accent, and for your information, those movies are phenomenal."
"Eh, I'm not all that impressed," she retorted, throwing her hands in the air and shrugging her shoulders.
"Come on, Jackie," I pleaded.
"Fine, fine, carry on, Detective," she said, air-quoting the word "detective." "What's the latest development in the case?"
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I closed my eyes and took a long drag to recompose myself and get back into character. I opened my eyes to a frowning Jackie, arms crossed and not too pleased with my theatrics. "Listen, doll face, that computer nerd down there is crazy about you, head over heels even. He saw what you were working with and still wants to put a ring on it."
"Wait, what? Are you serious?" Her expression changed drastically. Now sitting on the edge of the desk, her mouth dropped open. "I thought I had ruined things."
I leaned in. "Trust me, Toots, I thought this was an open and shut case myself, but when I spoke with Jose, he said he hadn't been dating or even had plans to. Listen, kid, I've been in this game for a long time, and trust me, he's crazy about you."
For a second, I thought I saw her eyes get wide. A smile crawled up the side of her face, but then her face quickly snapped back to no expression at all. "Oh well, that's good to hear. Would you look at that? It's time to get back to work," Jackie said, then she swiveled around to face the window behind her. I knew we still had ten minutes, but I could see in the window's reflection the almost high-school girl smile as she looked out into the city.
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ကံကြမ္မာစေရာ [OC] (Completed)
"အမေ အခုကျွန်တော့်ကို ၁၉နှစ်အရွယ် ကလေးသာသာကောင်မလေးနဲ့ လက်ထပ်ခိုင်းနေတာလား""ဘုန်းမြတ်မင်းသွေး""အကိုက မှူးကို သနားလို့ လက်ထပ်မယ် ပြောတာလား ဒါမှမဟုတ်အကို့ကို သစ္စာဖောက်ခဲ့တဲ့ မိန်းမကို စိတ်နာလို့ သူ့ကိုရွဲ့ပြီး မှူးကိုလက်ထပ်မှာလား""မြမှူးသော်တာ""ကိုဘုန်းက ငါ့အတွက်တော့ ၀ှက်ဖဲတစ်ခုပဲ ငါအပြင်မှာရှုပ်ပွေလို့၀ရင် ကိုဘုန်းရဲ့ မိဘတွေကိုဆန့်ကျင်ပြီး ကိုဘုန်းကိုရအောင်လက်ထပ်မှာ ပြီးရင်တော့ ကျန်တဲ့ဘ၀ကို ဆရာ၀န်ကတော် ဆိုပြီး သိက္ခာရှိရှိနဲ့ ဖြတ်သန်းတော့မှာ""ရွန်းလဲ့ယမုံ"သူတို့သုံးဦးရဲ့ စိတ်၀င်စားဖွယ်ဇာတ်လမ်းက ဘာတွေဆက်ဖြစ်မှာလဲ.............?Zawgyi"အေမ အခုကြၽန္ေတာ့္ကို ၁၉ႏွစ္အရြယ္ ကေလးသာသာေကာင္မေလးနဲ႔ လက္ထပ္ခိုင္းေနတာလား""ဘုန္းျမတ္မင္းေသြး""အကိုက မွဴးကို သနားလို႔ လက္ထပ္မယ္ ေျပာတာလား ဒါမွမဟုတ္အကို႔ကို သစၥာေဖာက္ခဲ့
8 207Harukaze 春風
In an unspecified town in Japan two high school students, Kazuo and Haruka, end up living together under the same roof, one out of desperation and one out of unforeseen empathy and desire for something new. As things develop it turns out that the circumstances the two of them will live by are far from simple. The knowledge of them living beside each other must be kept secret from a certain girl in their class that also is Harukas best friend. Keeping such a secret turns out to be harder than it seemed and there will be no short of troubles coming their way during their time together, especially when feelings start to bloom.
8 211Transmigrated Into A Blind Woman's Body
"What?!?!" Seeing nothing in her view, she then opened her eyes that had a blindfold covering around her eyes. Seeing colors appear before her as she saw blue in her view, then feeling sadness from above which made her heart ache. 'Is this... another sense... for my eyes.' Thinking about it, she did not know if any of this was real or not. "Ning'er! Your awake!" Hearing a woman say, she was hugged by the woman when she could not see who they were. "My silly daughter! Why did you jump into that pond?!" Hearing the woman crying, she had no idea who this was. 'W-Where did I end up at?!' Not knowing where she had gone, her mind ran with thoughts since the last thing she could recall was the sound of the bus that she took crashing. ***Time skip..."Are you really fine with a blind woman like me as your wife?" Lin Ning asked the man who had propsosed to her. "How many times have I told you." Wrapping the woman with his single arm, he sealed her lips with his. "Do not ever call yourself a blind woman. You are the woman that I chose out of all of them." "But..." "Do you regret falling in love with this cripple man?" Cutting her off, he did not allow her to finish.***Can Be Found On: -Wattpad-Patreon-Scribble Hub-RoyalRoad
8 251Bitter Sweet | ✔
He craved the sweetness of her touch, crazed in a frenzy for a woman too pure for his bitter life.* * * *Tasneem was a natural artist. She could create masterpieces with anything whether it be makeup, paints, or cooking. Her tuition bills are becoming too hard for her family to handle and their café isn't as popular as it was before. Until one day, the ruthless CEO of Tarkan Industries walks in and completely changes everything.Two personalities that constantly clash and a tragic past leave Tasneem more eager to unravel the mysteries behind the cold CEO. Perhaps, she might finally be the one to bring peace to his bitter soul with only the recipe of sweetness.(Book Two in the American Muslimah Trilogy, but can be read as a stand alone)•Cover by @IamSumayya•[Featured by Wattpad][Highest ranking: #1 in Spiritual]
8 89Trolls World Tour: Forever My Queen
Many years before Queen Barb set out to destroy all music, Princess Roxanne of the Hard Rock trolls didn't know where she fit in. She loved Rock n' Roll just as much as the next Rock Troll, but she also loved other music, too. However, after a group of other Rockers destroyed all of her music in a single night, she ran away from the place she once called home. Where will she go, and what will she find?I'm sorry if this sucks. This is based on a dream I had the night after the movie came out, so yeah.All drawings in this book were created by either me or @MimiNicolette unless stated so.---#1 in QueenBarb - 6/1/20#1 in QueenPoppy - 6/1/20#1 in Trolls - 8/2/20#1 in Funk - 9/18/20#1 in TechnoTrolls - 9/26/20#1 in TrollsWorldTour - 1/18/21#2 in KingTrollex - 9/9/20#2 in Classical - 9/26/20#7 in Pop - 8/30/20#8 in Trollex - 9/9/20
8 194His Precious Mate.
{BOOK ONE OF THE WEREWOLF SERIES}Dayanara Arabella Cordero is the daughter of the Alpha and Luna of the Blood Moon Pack. Her parents were murdered and soon, her pack followed. She moved in with her aunt but she passed, leaving her with her abusive step uncle. What happens when she finds her mate? Who happens to be the Alpha of the strongest pack in the country. More importantly, what happens when he finds out about her step uncle?Started: 23-11-2017Finished: 31-12-2017
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