《IM A SNAKE!!》So long my life of leisure
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"Tsuyoi!"Huigo yell towards me running at me
"FUCK I TOLD YOU I DONT GOT MONEY YET SHIIIIII" I yell and black out
'Stupid fatty fucking knocked me out by laying on me..' I told myself as I looked around in the infirmary I walk out and board the bus im gonna get my ass whoppin today
--At home-
"ARG TSUYO GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT" My mother screams as I shit my pants poop being squished while i walk over
"What mom.." I say faintly as I am SCARED TO FUCING Death
"WHY WHERE YOU NOT IN CLASS" My mother slaps me across the face as blood comes from my mouth
"Shit.." I say in pain my snake mother hit me
"GO TO YOUR ROOM" My mother said as she was mad about to raise uer hand again
I run to my room fast as possible "I guess no Sticky rice today I say as I sleep
Trying to forget what happened today the next day I woke up got on the bus and boom truck crashes right on my sode and a blade slides through my head
Blood and and a piece of my head falls on the ground splashing on the people around me
Everyone screams "AAAH HELP SOMEONE IS DEAD" The school slut says
-Kid friendly section starts here but still gore-
I wake up in a hole inside a tree? I speak but all that comes out is "Hisss"
Suddenly I realised I am a snake looking at myself in a puddle
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