《The World isn't as Ugly nor Beautiful as You Think》Lust and Bajigur
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'My name is Anggun. Nice to met you.' That woman was smiling at Awan.
Awan was blushed by seeing such a pretty woman. Slim body like a violin, her elegant red dress, her smooth long hair, and dat ass that makes anyone wants to spank her.
"So... Beautiful... Is she an angel? Or a succubus?!" Awan was still stunned by her beauty.
'Hello? Are you okay?' Anggun tried to wake him up from his lalaland.
'Oh, Y... yes, sorry. A... Anggun, right?' Awan became stuttered.
'Yes, looking forward to your guidance, senior.' She said blushingly.
"OMG, She is so cute!!!!!!" Awan suddenly sprouted orange Iru from his nose (let's go with "nosebleed" kay?) and collapsed.
'Eek?! Senior?!! Are you okay?! What do I do?!!!!' Anggun was panic as she didn't know what to do.
Later, Awan's head felt dizzy. He felt his head was on something soft. He felt someone had run him to the infirmary and let him sleep.
"I suck." Awan was disappointed in himself. "I have to be authoritative in front of her. If I drop the ball again, she will hate me for sure." He added.
Awan slowly opened his eyes and he saw Anggun's face smiling at him.
'Ah... Senior! Finally, you are awake! Thank goodness.' She said in relief.
So all this time he was sleeping on her lap. His face was turning red and nosebleeding. he collapsed again.
He woke up and nosebleed that he collapsed again, and he kept doing that again and again. What if he kept nosebleeding like that, would he die by nosebleeding like blood losing by nosebleeding? Wait, I'm the author, right? How couldn't I know about this?
When Awan was about to open his eyes for quite a few attempts, he saw Valak's face and he got away in no time. Awan became vigilant.
'You blasphemy devil! I'll kill you once and for all!' He exclaimed readied to unsheath his sword.
That Valak rose her arms. Seeing that, Awan became calmer.
'It's me, senior. I am afraid you will nosebleed again, so I have no choice but wearing this mask so you won't collapse again.' That Valak said.
'Liar! I know that you devils are good at disguising!' His sword was cloaked in orange Iru. 'I'll kill you for humiliating me in the cinema! I'll crush you like I did to that cinema!' He exclaimed.
'It's me, senior!' That Valak unmasked herself revealing herself that she was Anggun.
his face was turning red that he nosebleed. Collapsed again.
'Aww, gimme a break...' Anggun sighed.
It is indeed an anti-climax for a sheer first meeting and love at first sight, or we can say horny at first sight. Later, Awan tried his best to hold his sexual desire, err I mean himself not to get so nervous in front of her presence. Let's start on their very first mission.
'So, what's the plan, senior?' Anggun asked.
'Isn't it obvious? We just have to annihilate the people skedaddling around the Prambanan temple and channel our Iru onto it.' Awan replied.
'Is it really necessary? I mean, they are innocent, right?' Anggun looked hesitated.
'They are, but it's for our goal, right?' Awan said.
'You have a point there, but still, do we really have to do that?' Anggun still hesitated.
'It does sound inhumane, eh? But, there are a lot of things that need sacrificing to make a change, right? Perhaps from the people we annihilated so far are ones of our siblings, but I'm sure they will understand that we did that for a better change.' Awan explained.
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'Alright, I get it.' Anggun said.
'Good, now, wreck them all. Don't worry, anyone won't see our presence as long as we are still wearing our cloak.' Awan said.
'Affirmative!' Anggun responded.
Anggun aimed her finger and fired some shards of diamond to the vital spots of those skedaddling people. They were collapsed in no time as those diamond shards were impaled on their vital spots. Awan channeled his Iru to his sword that the blade had an ascending orange Iru flow on the blade. Awan then sent them flying and pulverized them by the gravity force he had manipulated.
Awan then channeled his Iru to Prambanan temple. A whole of the temple turned orange with white spots. Orange Iru covered it and orange spots could be seen gushing out from the top.
'Tsk, it's not here either, eh?' Awan sighed. 'Well, at least we managed to occupy this area.' He added.
'What are we looking for anyway?' Anggun asked.
'Ro stones.' Awan responded.
'Ro stones?' Anggun said in wonder.
'Ro stones. The stone that contains a lot of Iru in it. Rumor has it that millions of years ago in a vast field of the stars, there was a beast made of abundant of pure Iru called Ro. Ro was a guardian of the gate of the realm of the gods which was strayed to our universe. Ro is extremely powerful that it couldn't take control of its own power. You know Big Bang theory? Ro is the cause behind it as it exploded itself as its power kept increasing. The explosion devastated its body into stones like this.' Awan explained showing an orange glowing stone with chat bubble symbol on it. 'The whole stones are separated on Earth. We have collected a lot of it, and the remaining ones according to our Intel is hidden around Indonesia.' He explained.
'Then, what will we do when we manage to collect all of those stones?' Anggun hesitated.
'Once it happens, we'll be able to summon Ro to destroy this world and reset it so we can make our own Utopia.' Awan explained.
'D... Does it really necessary?!' Anggun looked anxious.
Awan was aware that Anggun had become doubtful at either what she was doing was right or not. Tears could be seen dropping from her eyes. He then decided to come closer. Even though he felt that he would nosebleed and collapse again, he still dared to encourage her.
'Anggun.' He said.
She remained silent.
'Why did you join with us? You must have something that you want to make it come true, right?' He asked.
She still remained silent.
'Ah, my bad. I guess it's not cool to ask you something personal.' Awan became awkward. 'I joined Waku-waku as I want to make my waifu live, marry her, and live happily till the end.' He explained.
'Why do you have such a wish?' Anggun asked.
'You must feel disgusted, right?' He asked.
'Nah, I just wonder.' Anggun answered.
'Well, you know that I'm kinda hulking in front of girls.' He said nervously.
She just nods.
'I always get nervous every time I encounter women, and it always gives a bad impression, right? Actually, I want to get to know them, but somehow I'm afraid of their presence. One day, when I watched an anime, I got a pulse to get to know the heroine just like what I want to the real women, yet I didn't feel intimidated when I saw her beauty. That's why I want to make her live. I want to feel what is love. I want to know how good is dating, marrying, making out, and getting laid.' Awan explained sadly.
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'O... Ok.' Anggun felt uneasy.
'I'm sorry.' He dropped his head.
'I want...' She said. 'Harem.' She became blushed.
Awan remained silent.
'Frankly, I hate men. They always harass me by calling me bitch, prostitute, bimbo, etc, every time I ignore them. They are real garbage! How dare such a bunch of disgusting garbage harass me like that! Do they ever think that it's inhumane?! So that's why, I will make all men worship me, have them have a plastic surgery and serve me every time!' She exclaimed.
'I'm afraid of women, and you hate men.' He said. 'What if we take care of each other? I'll try to relieve your hatred to men and you help me relieve my anxiety to women.' He added blushingly.
'What do you mean?' Her face turned red.
Awan looked at her and said, 'Will you marry me?'
'What?!' Anggun looked shocked.
It's obvious! You just met her and now you propose her. This guy is unbelievable.
'What... Do you think?' His face turned red.
'Are you sure?' She asked.
Awan slowly nodded.
'Will you harass me in public?' She asked awkwardly.
'No! Never! I will never do such an indecent thing to you! I... I...'
'Awan...'
'I have fallen for you since our first meeting! You make me horny and want to always stay with you!' He exclaimed.
Fucking moron! This guy has lost his sanity!
Anggun remained silent.
'Anggun... What do you think?' Awan felt uneasy.
'I...' Ucap Anggun.
Awan's heart was racing as he waited for her response.
'I will.' Ucap Anggun.
'Huh? You will?' Awan couldn't believe what she just said.
'I do hate men. They are stupid, idiot, and retarded (I can't tell the difference.), but when I heard your proposal. I felt somehow a pure sincerity came out through your words. I'm glad finding a guy who loves me just the way I am without even harassing me. Getting horny is normal as you are a man. I will marry you with pleasure.' She said holding both of his hands.
'Anggun...' Awan was blushing. 'I promise, once we get married. I will always make you happy!' He added.
'Yes, darling.' She said warmly.
His face turned red and.... nosebleeding, collapsing... Again.
I can't tell what just happened, as such a simple case will never happen in RL. Oh, yeah. I forgot that they were Doki-doki users. They are nothing but stupid weirdo, so that case could happen anytime. They say that your partner is just like you. If you are a moron, you will marry a moron. The author must be a moron too that he could make such a bizarre love story.
A month later, a week before their wedding, Anggun was sent to invade Garut, and you must know what happened next, right? So what did Awan do? Crying out loud of course. He was in agony and wrath at the same time. He swore to himself that he would kill the Alfa by himself.
Herman and Koji keep shooting fiery nails and fireballs to Awan, but nothing can break through that gravity shield. That gravity shield just deflects them in every random direction.
'It's no use.' Awan said.
Koji spreads flame from his back to catch those deflected fireballs and fiery nails so it won't hit Kartika, Herman, and Varz. Now Koji looks like he has 9 fiery tails.
"We have been together for years, but why the hell you left me for? Didn't we promise to protect this world together?" Koji said in his inner.
"Alfi, you are the reason why I am here right now. You are my motivation to be stronger and stronger. Why did you leave me?!" Herman's inner shouted.
Koji launches his fiery tails to Awan and Herman shoots a nail to Awan.
'Teknik Gabungan: Granat! (Combo Technique: Granade)' Herman and Koji shouted.
The flame hits the nail and triggering a great explosion, but Awan just looks ok.
'I told you. It's no use.' Awan underestimated both of them.
'Cut the crap!' Kartika exclaimed who suddenly appear in front of him with Cakra ready to hit Awan with his shining blue hand.
"Dang! His hand is full of Iru. I can't let him hit me." Awan said in his inner.
Awan swiftly evades Cakra's surprise attack and he opens his hand shooting a shockwave to shove Kartika down.
"No way! No way! No way!" Kartika shouted in her inner.
Cakra summons his bazooka and shoots a blue beam to Awan just in time before Kartika lands on sand roughly.
"There's no way Alfi is dead!" Kartika exclaimed.
Awan channels his Iru to his sword that his blade is cloaked in orange Iru. When the blue beam is about to hit him. Awan swings his sword against the beam repelling it to the sand and it causes a great explosion.
'Guess I can anticipate it, eh?' He said.
Varz launches himself to Awan. He puts a stance to thrust Awan with both of his swords.
'Die!' Varz exclaimed.
'It's no use. Piece: 200 Tons!' He exclaimed raising his sword.
When Varz almost makes it. Awan swings his sword downwards causing the gravity field pressing Varz's sword. Varz is trying to hold it so that he won't let his swords fall and keep boosting himself to thrust Awan. But, his wrists are getting stiff that he almost lets his swords fall.
'It's no use.' Awan said.
'Cut the fucking crap already!' Varz exclaimed.
Varz keeps boosting himself with more thunder and wind around him and drops his sword. With the thunder and wind field around him, Varz strikes Awan roughly. The sword falls impales on the ground summons a thunder which strikes Awan from the grip. The wind sword turns into a heavy twister which is strong enough to limit Awan's space. Awan is unable to use his power as the twister keeps cut his Iru circulation.
'Now!' Varz exclaimed.
'Yeah!' Kartika, Herman and Koji responded.
'Alfi, this is for you!' Varz puts a stance by crossing both of his sword and thunder and wind field cloaks him in.
'I won't let his death in vain!' Kartika exclaimed.
Cakra hands are glowing blue.
'Alfi, I'll avenge you!' Koji cloaks him in flame and his sword is flaring.
'Riki, give me so strength!' Herman summons his nail gauntlet which now looks darker.
They four then dash to that twister for an all-out attack.
"Alfi, why? Why did you have to leave us so sudden?! You must hate to see us cry over you and fall into despair, right? If that's so. we'll kill him right away so that you can beat him up in the afterlife!" They shouted in their inner.
When they are about to hit that twister, suddenly the twister disappears and they four are floating without being able to move for an inch. They are just floating as if they were in the space. And there is Awan floating and standing in front of them.
'Wh.. What is this?! I can't move my body!' Varz is getting irritated.
'Do you love it? The zero gravity!' Awan exclaimed.
'What?!' They are shocked.
'Did you do all those things just for avenging him? How flattering, but don't worry, You are just gonna meet him really soon!' Awan exclaimed.
The flow of orange Iru which channeling his sword is turning into a spiral flow.
'Goodbye! Teknik Jitu: Miden nol!(Ultimate Technique: Zero Miden)' He exclaimed swinging his sword horizontally, vertically, and diagonally repeatedly.
There are so many gravity waves fly through the sky to their direction. When they think it's just the end, suddenly a guy appears and takes them out of the zero gravity field.
'My, my. That was close.' They hear a familiar voice.
They four quickly raise their head and they see Alfi who is wearing Sketor confronting Awan.
'You... Are alive?!' Awan seems shocked.
'Me getting killed by such a power? You do underestimate me, eh?' Alfi said casually.
'Alfi...' Kartika said getting up followed by the others.
Alfi turns his head and smiles at them. They four are coming to him and...
Beating him up. Alfi is now being stomped by his own friends.
'You bastard! Why didn't you just die already!' Koji ranted.
'If you want to act cool, just do it in hell! Don't do it here!' Varz ranted.
'You moron! Imbecile! Retarded! Blasphemy being!' Kartika keeps insulting him.
For good netizen, please don't be like Kartika. Oh yeah, I forgot that you are like her already.
'Actually, I don't want to beat you up, but I just don't know what to do, so I just join the fray.' Herman said.
'I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!!!' Alfi screamed in pain. 'Tuturut munding, sia, Herman! (Sundanese: I dunno how to put it, but the idea is Herman always follows what others do and it's fucking annoying)' Alfi exclaimed irritated.
"Should I just leave him to them?" Awan is confused about what's going on.
They are getting exhausted and decide to stop the torture. Aww, it ends already eh? Well, Alfi gets up roughly.
'But, seriously, I was impressed by the way you fought him. I was also impressed to see Koji like that. You just looked like a 9 tailed homo.' Alfi said.
Koji looks upset while the others are trying to hold their urge to laugh at him.
'Sorry for troubling you guys. If I were not using Jepitron before, I would be done for. With that zero gravity field around him, there's no way you could defeat him.' Alfi said skating into that zero gravity field.
Alfi just skates there like nothing happens. They look shocked.
'No... No way!' Awan exclaimed.
'Why Awan? We had Bajigur that we got drunk together. Why do we have to kill each other?' Alfi said.
'Because you killed her. Even I had no chance to enjoy her body.' Awan replied.
'Is that enough to kill a guy who you got drunk with? There are so many women you can get laid with. What's the point of marriage if you just want to fulfill your sexual desire? Awan, I don't want to kill you, even though you are a member of Waku-waku, because I know that you are a nice guy.' Alfi said.
'Cut the crap already! Don't act as if you know me that well!' Awan exclaimed raising his sword.
'We did just meet, but you have to know that I care about you! Awan, we don't need to do this.' Alfi said.
An orange Iru cloaks in the blade.
'Varytita: 1000000 Tons!' Awan exclaimed swinging his sword horizontally.
It unleashes a gravity wave flying through to Alfi.
'Guess I have no choice.' Alfi draws Shikulo from his bracelet and puts those white anti-heat gloves on.
He clenches his right hand and extends his arm to the direction the wave coming to him. Alfi doesn't look afraid nor hesitated. The wave is getting absorbed by his hand.
'What?!' Awan is shocked.
Alfi then takes a leap to Awan and sticks his right hand to Awan's abdomen.
'I'm sorry, Awan.' Alfi said.
Alfi shoots back the gravity wave to Awan's abdomen that he gets shoved slamming the sand. Alfi draws Paw-pang from his bracelet. Those pebbles are floating around his left arm and they are morphing themselves into a great rock like Java island (138,793.6 km2). Alfi is coming to Awan ready to launch his finishing move. Awan is unable to do anything but closing both of his eyes, ready to see the death, but when Alfi is reaching him, he stops his arm. Awan then opens his eyes as he is wondering why Alfi stops his attack.
'Why? Why don't you kill me?' Awan asked.
'Why are you doing this?' Alfi asked.
'What do you mean?' Awan asked.
'Why did you join Waku-waku?' Alfi asked.
'I... Am lonely.' Awan said. 'I am always lonely all this time. Ignored by everyone. I feel like they never know that I exist. One day, a mysterious guy in white based and black circle polka dot cloak paid me a visit and gave me this power. He also scouted me to join Waku-waku. He said, by joining Waku-waku, I could make anything I want to come true. So I accepted his invitation and did my job well so I could make my dream come true.' He added sadly.
Paw-pang returns to its normal form. Alfi returns all of his holy weapons to his iron bracelet.
'And what is it that you want to make come true?' Alfi asked.
'A friend.' He sobbed. 'After joining Waku-waku, nothing changed, literally. I am lonely. I'm so lonely.' Awan starts crying.
Alfi suddenly hugs him tightly.
'You don't need to destroy this world for such a wish.' Alfi said.
'What do you mean?' Awan sobbed.
Alfi lets him go and say, 'I am your friend and I'd like to be your friend. Just leave them and come with me to protect this world together. We can also have Bajigur party next time.'
Alfi extends his arm to Awan.
'Come with me.' Alfi smiles at him.
"Alfi... He is a nice guy." Kartika said in her mind.
Her feeling for Alfi is getting tenser and tenser. Despite of his stupidity and insanity, she has seen Alfi's better side. His camaraderie, kindness, and tenacity are what makes her fall for him. Can we go on? I hate making such a description.
'Anyway.' Koji said. 'Looks like no one mind with him joining us.' He added.
'Well, I don't. He is quite strong too, a worthy partner for sparring, right?' Herman said excitedly.
'I don't mind either. Herman got a point. With him in our party, we will have an intense sparring session.' Varz added.
'Umm, can you descend Katon?' Koji asked.
'Oh right.' Awan flicks his finger and Katon suddenly falls from the sky.
'Katon, are you alright?' Koji asked.
'uhh....' Katon looks so pale.
'Come with us, Awan.' Alfi said.
Awan sees them smiling at him. When he's about to take Alfi's hand, suddenly he got struck by a thunder and his body disappears. Alfi and the others are shocked by seeing that.
'A... Awan...' Alfi said shocked.
'You are really useless, Awan.' A pale look guy appears in front of them.
'You...' Koji is shocked by seeing the guy standing right in front of them.
'Long time no see, Alfi, Koji.' He said.
'Ri... An.' They both are shocked unable to believe that what they want to save is actually their nemesis.
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