'Oi, don't you think it has gone too far?' Alfi asked.

'What? I think I've written well so far.' I said casually.

'Indeed. The story becomes better and the conflict becomes more complicated, but...' Alfi inhales, 'WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU WRITTEN VARZ'S STORY FOR FUCKING 3 CHAPTERS CONSECUTIVELY, YOU BASTARD!' Alfi scolded me.

'Oh, before I answer that, there's also one thing that I want to ask you.' I inhale. 'WHY THE HELL YOU TOOK ME HERE ALL OF SUDDEN?! AREN'T YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE ON THE MIDDLE OF A GRAND BATTLE NOW, HUH?!' Well, this bastard took me here all of sudden.

'THEN WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?! ARE YOU AFRAID GETTING HURT O' GREAT DESOPE?!' Fucking sarcasm.

'CUT THE FUCKING CRAP! WITH YOU TAKING ME HERE, THE STORY BECOMES ERRATIC EVEN MORE, YOU DUMBASS!'

'HUH? SINCE WHEN DID THIS STORY BECOME UNDERSTANDABLE?!'

Meanwhile, the other characters including Franz are remaining silent watching us quarreling in the middle of this grand battle.

'Kartika, who's that guy?' Herman asked.

'How do I know?' Kartika said.

'Should we stop them?' Koji asked.

'Hey, don't mess up my favorite show.' Varz said.

'I feel a massive sum of Iru in that guy, in fact, it's more than his highness Alfi.' Harz said. (Of, course! It's because I am your god, you dumbass!)

'Whoa! Then, we've gotta fight him, right?!' Katon exclaimed excitedly.

Suddenly Koji hits Katon's head with the hilt of his sword.

'Don't you dare.' Koji said.

Franz feels irritated as his existence is ignored because of this retarded quarrel.

'Don't fight right in front of your real opponent, you asshole! This is my fight' Franz launches a snake from his left hand.

'DID YOU KNOW THAT FLASHBACK IS AN IMPORTANT PART, AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THOSE IN ONE FUCKING CHAPTER. AREN'T YOU THE IDIOT ONE WHO ASKED ME TO MAKE THIS STORY HAVE MORE THAN 100 CHAPTERS?!' When the snake almost bites me, I swiftly grasp the head and slam it to the sand along with Franz.

'WTF?!!!!!!!' They are shocked by seeing what I have just done.

Franz swiftly gets up and dashes to our direction.

'BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN WRITE A FLASHBACK IN THE SAME TIMELINE IN 3 CHAPTERS CONSECUTIVELY! DID YOU FORGET WHO THE REAL PROTAGONIST?!' Alfi draws Tipit and swiftly impale it to Franz's body.

'CAN'T YOU BE MORE PATIENT?! SOONER OR LATER EVERYONE WILL GET THEIR TURN!' I kick Franz to the sky that he doesn't seem to come back.

'Huh? Franz is dead?' Varz wondered.

'Then, what do we do?' Herman asked.

No one answers. they just fucking don't know what to do but watch the world protector being kept busy dealing with a masked bumkin they have never seen before.

'AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SAID THAT FLASHBACK IS TIRESOME? DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE PUT TOO MANY FLASHBACKS BEFORE, YOU IMPOTENT AUTHOR!'

'IY'S INCOMPETENT, ASSHOLE! WHAT I MEAN BY TIRESOME FLASHBACK IS THE ONE UNRELATED TO THE MAIN STORY. HOW DO I BUILD A GOOD STORY CONCEPT WITHOUT A FUCKING FLASHBACK? REPLACING IT WITH A SEX SCENE WHERE YOU GET LAID WITH THAT FLAT CHESTED MAIDEN?!' I reflexively point out Kartika.

'What did you say?' Kartika said.

'I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES! IF IT COMES TO FEMALE CHARACTERS, GIVE HER SOME TEMPTING PHYSICAL APPEARANCE JUST LIKE WHAT WE SEE ON BLUE FILM!'

'DONT LUMP MY MASTERPIECE WITH A STUPID HAREM KING NOVEL LIKE ISEKAI SMARTPHONE TO TOMO NI!'

'NO WAY! I WANT ONE LIKE HIGHSCHOOL DXD OR RANCE!'

'CAN YOU STOP MENTIONING ANIME TITLES? DMCA COULD SUE ME AGAIN FOR SURE!'

'YOU STARTED IT, ASSHOLE!'

'What did you say?!' Kartika said.

Her blue Iru comes out from her body and cloaks her in. She summons Cakra who has turned into a blue hooded Grim Reaper.

'You son of a bitch!' Kartika dashes to our direction.

I point my index finger to her and Alfi aim his T41 gun to her. red laser and Tai projectile shoot her dead.

'SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU BITCH!!' We both yelled at her.

'Kartika!' Varz is shocked. 'You, bastard! I'll kill you right away!' His right eye is opened.

He unsheathes his sword which has been cloaked in thunder and wind. He then dashes to our direction.

'NEET!' Alfi jumps on the dashing Varz.

'YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!' I kick Varz to the sky and take a leap to the sky with Alfi.

'WAIFU LOVER! GET A REAL WHORE TO MARRY!'

'YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK, YOU DUMBASS!' Both of us give Varz a drop kick that he slamming the sand, dead.

We both then start to fight and insult each other with all of our might, which means the people around us also get killed. Herman died washed away by a wave Alfi created with Duy-duy. Katon died in an explosion from the plane I threw away. Koji died stabbed by the forks Alfi darted. Harz died struck by a meteor I summoned. Darz died struck down by a boulder which came from the whole morphed Paw-pang. And Larz died hit by a flying school bus that I threw. They did fight back, but fighting against the quarreling protagonist and their author is the stupidest idea I've ever seen.

'Hufft... hufft...'

'Hufft... hufft...'

'Listen, I'm sorry. You know, I just want our reader to understand more about Varz. I've prepared the flashbacks of Kartika, Herman, and you. So, please, be patient, ok?'

'Right. I'm sorry too. I was just a bit upset.'

'Well, you are the protagonist anyway. My other self. No need to worry. I hate seeing you lose to such a guy like Varz.' I shake his hand.

The light shines both of us who are standing in the middle of the dead bodies of the other characters which were dead because of our retarded act.

'Wait, they are dead?! What have we done anyway?!'

'Don't worry, I'll handle this. Well, it's part of your mistake actually.'

'Then, what do we do?' Alfi asked worriedly.

'Don't worry.' I pulled my book from my jacket pocket and start writing something on it.

'RESET!'

TAKE 2

CLICK!

'Alfi! Watch out!' Kartika's voice makes Alfi back to his sense.

That big snake is right in front of him, ready to devour him. Alfi draws Tipit from his bracelet and throws it piercing the snake like a javelin that it disappears.

'Daydreaming in the middle of the battle? Don't you value your life?' Varz said.

'Don't ever think that toy snake is enough to kill me. If it does overwhelm you, then it means I did overestimate you.' Alfi said smiling.

'I'm sorry, but it's not a toy snake, it's just an Alaskan bull worm.' Varz said smiling.

'Enough with the talk?' Franz asked.

'Oh? You want to join our chat?! Come here!' Alfi invited him.

'Cut the crap!' Franz exclaimed.

A giant snake emerged from the underground behind Franz. Franz takes a leap to the top of its head and summons a big blue snake from his sword.

Alfi then beheads its head with Tipit, but suddenly it regrows its head and multiple it into 2 heads. One head bolts to Alfi, and another head bolts to Katon. Seeing that, Varz swiftly blocked the head with both of his swords, and on the other hand, Katon managed to block it with his iron staff.

'What the hell?!' Alfi is shocked seeing it.

'Alfi! Go! Let me take care of this shitty snake!' Varz swiftly slices up that snakehead.

Suddenly, white feathers are flying around that snakehead making it fall asleep.

'Katon, go! Let us take care of it.' Harz said.

Alfi and Katon who has transformed into Abiofusi mode jump on it and run to Franz's direction.

'Are you idiots? Sunekuo isn't a common snake, you know?' Franz said.

Along the snake body, many snakeheads come out from the main body and bolt to their direction. They both are struggling to wipe them out. Suddenly, blue beams, fire nails, wind slashes, fireballs, shivs, white feathers, and iron bars are flying wiping out those snakes.

'Go, you two! We'll make the way!' Koji exclaimed.

Many snakes get wiped out, burned down, sliced up, fallen asleep, punctured, and strapped down. The animal lover forum would exactly burn me alive if they read this.

Alfi and Katon are getting closer to Franz. Suddenly Franz's head turns into a snakehead to devour them, but Alfi swiftly impales its eye with Tipit followed by Katon breaking all of its fangs in a single blow.

Franz's body keels over and suddenly a snake emerges from the underground. They all seem to be familiar with that blue snake.

'Su... Sunekuo!' Varz exclaimed.

Sunekuo moves its head to send Alfi and Katon fly. They both then land on a pile of white feathers that has been set by Harz.

'NOT BAD FOR A BUNCH OF LOWLY LIFE FORM LIKE YOU! WHILE HE IS IN A DEEP SLEEP, LET ME TAKE YOU ON!' Sunekuo exclaimed.

'We've gotta kill it right away! He is guarding Franz's shedding process. If we let that happen, he will resurrect with double power permanent buff!' Varz swiftly dashes to Sunekuo.

Alfi, Kartika, Koji, and Katon are following Varz. Sunekuo then summons many snakes from the underground to ambush them. Koji tries to burn one of those snakes down by his fireball, but it recovers itself and regrows another additional head that it looks like splitting itself into 2.

'Are they snakes or amoebas?' Alfi said drawing Loplipop from his bracelet.

Alfi plays a song from his phone and starts hitting those snakes with those giant lollipops. Please play a song entitled LOVELESS WORLD and go on reading. Every hit he does, you can hear "Oh, yeah" coming out from those lollipops.

'Does it look like I care about that?! Just kill those maggots!' Varz keeps slicing them up.

'Guess he got a point.' Koji keeps searing them by swinging his fire sword.

'Whatever you said.' Kartika said with Cakra smacking them.

Suddenly, white feathers are spreading out around them.

'Hey! Do you want to meniduri (to rape while the victim is falling a deep sleep) me?!' Alfi exclaimed.

'Homo!' Harz exclaimed.

'I mean menidurkan (to lull) not meniduri (to rape while the victim is falling a deep sleep), you bastard!' Alfi exclaimed irritatedly.

'Don't worry, my white sword, Flux, is able to detect who's ally, and who's the enemy. If it hits the enemy, it will put them to sleep, but if it hits my ally, it will strengthen him.' Harz explained.

All of those snakes are falling asleep but Sunekuo who has broken all of those white feathers by his venom blow.

'Bisa-bisanya bisanya bisa menghancurkan bulu-bulu itu ya (How can its venom able to break those feathers)?' Alfi said.

'Enough with the pun, you bastard!' Varz exclaimed irritated.

'Now!' Harz exclaimed.

They five are heading to Sunekuo followed by Herman, Harz, Darz, and Larz who keep shooting their unique projectiles to Sunekuo.

Alfi returns Loplipop back to his bracelet and draws Shikulo to block Sunekuo's pecking. All right, you may stop the music.

'Charge!' Alfi exclaimed disappearing his presence.

Hearing that, they are performing an all-out attack immediately. Larz straps it with the iron bar from his sword blade, and Harz puts it sleep by launching those white feathers around it. Kartika takes a leap and Cakra hits Sunekuo's head. Varz, Koji, and Katon swiftly spin around it while slashing its body constantly. Herman shoots it with his fire nails. Darz darts a shiv to it piercing in its body. Darz then pulls the Iru thread which is attached to the shiv tearing apart its body. Alfi then punches its meat and shoots the shockwave which comes from the damage of Sunekuo's pecking before that Alfi drain it from Shikulo.

When they think everything is over, suddenly a blue fog appears from Sunekuo's body.

'Guys! hold your breath and run as fast as possible!' Varz exclaimed.

They hold their breath and run to the grass plain over there as Varz instructed. The fog is getting thicker and suddenly, they see something like blue snakes coming out from the fog reaching the three on the back which are Varz, Darz, and Harz. When those snakes are almost reaching them, some iron bars coming out all of sudden strapping them and hurling them far enough to the safe place. Those snakes then bite the one who dared enough to do so, Larz. Varz, who looks exhausted is trying to run hoping he will be able to save Larz, but he is getting shoved as a blue Iru barrier is standing right in front of him.

'Lucas!' Varz screamed dripping his tears.

'Vincent!' Larz screamed extending his arm with three snakes coiling him, biting his face, and taking him to Franz's body.

Lucas is seen being torn apart by a horde of vicious snakes. Everyone is shocked by seeing what happened to Lucas. After Lucas's body is literally gone, they see a figure standing behind that thining blue fog.

'Franz...' Varz said.

'Franz...' Arz said unable to believe what he just saw.

'How ferocious...' Karz said.

Franz who is on Abiofusi mode slowly comes to Varz. They do want to fight him back, but they feel like their Iru is being drained, in fact, Katon has turned back to his normal form.

'Wh... What happened?' Katon wonders why he's turning back to normal.

'Do you wonder why you are out of Iru? The blue fog before has sucked up all of your Iru.' Franz explained.

They are getting weak and unable to breathe.

'Oh, did I forget to tell you that it's venomous once it's breathed? And FYI, it's dangerous for Doki-doki users.' He added squatting in front of Varz. 'Any last words?'

'Why did you kill him? Don't you hate me only? Franz, trust me. The real you isn't sinister. You are a nice guy, trust me.' Varz sobbed.

'Didn't I tell you before? I do hate you, but I don't wanna kill you. Why? It's because seeing you in such despair is fun. Nice guy, you said? I didn't expect that the likes of you know such words. To tell you the truth, I am getting bored of playing you, you know? Then, I'll kill you right here, right now.' Franz smirks.

Franz raises his sword and swings it to Varz's head.

"Is it the end? Guess I have nothing to regret. I am glad that I've met a bunch of people that can be considered as my friends in fact, I also have met someone that can be considered as my friend. Thank you." Varz said in his inner.

When the blade is about to split Varz's head, suddenly the sword is being blocked by a bamboo sword. Varz found himself being covered by the magic curtain.

"What kind of sword is this? It's too strong that I can't break it!" Franz said in his inner.

It's Alfi. He managed to block Franz's sword just in time. Franz then back-dashes.

'It seems I just can't underestimate an Alfa, eh?' Franz said in underestimating tone.

'Are you still good for another round?' Alfi said who is seen to wield a bamboo sword.

'Do I really have to answer it?' Varz said getting up and unsheathing his sword and summoning his wind sword.

The battle of Tanah Lot. Alfi and Varz VS Franz is just begun.