Like a raging bull, I charged to the shadows with great momentum but something I completely did not expect happened.

One of the silhouettes mysteriously moved its hand, towards its.. uhh.. crotch... and from there, light suddenly shone towards my... face... What the fuck did that monster just peed light? Oh God does that mean that I’m covered with that dark monster’s jizz? Ew no!!

I felt repulsed by the thought that I’m being covered by a shadow’s white bodily fluids, so much so that the food I ate earlier was jumping up towards my esophagus. Shit I think I’m going to vomit!

“Euurghh!!” What did I do to deserve this? The stupid momentum fucked me up, I wasn’t able to stop fast enough which meant that I literally vomited what I consumed while running.

The delicious burger, yummy french fries, and sweet strawberry smoothie turned into a horrifying, disgustingly-looking, rainbow vomit and its all over my face!

My misery didn’t end there. Because of the vomit, I wasn’t able to control myself properly, tripping then falling forward to the ground, my face planting like a magical potato returning back to earth.

I felt incredible pain as my body did multiple flips, I was dragged to the ground by the velocity, rolling around until finally, I stopped right in front of the feet of the group of shadows.

Lying down on the ground, I groaned in pain because of my miserable acrobatic performance. My eyes are half-opened and from there, I was able to distinguish the silhouettes moving their arms. Speaking of arms, the shadow that peed light was still peeing particles at me.... at my face.

I was about to get up and show these beasts what’s up when suddenly, I heard the sound of zippers opening.

These dudes... no, oh hell nah.... They’re shadowy arms are now holding fat, brick-looking shadowy things and from there, more “monster jizz” came out and shone at my face... No! Why! Why did this happen to me!

I could hear the cameras clicking, does that mean that not only are they harassing me but they’re also taking pictures? What did I do!?! Wait... Camera?

I sat right up and slowly, my senses came back. I could now hear these shadows— err.. people talking clearly.

“LMFAO, ROFL, dude whatcha doin? U got dem anime rainbow at ya face! Did someone vomit at ya?” says the “monster”. He’s actually someone from my class but I had forgotten his name. He doesn’t have any defining feature except for his— well... way of talking. Yeah I think I should call him Grass as he looked like he should touch one.

“Bruh... Yo dis lit bruh, imma post dis on Toctoc.” Grass blabbered while suddenly doing several dance movements for some reason, I was confused whether he was convulsing or summoning something.

I stared at these fellow students that accompanied Grass, they’re currently laughing at my plight while shoving their phones at me.

I sighed a little. I got up from my sitting position and dusted my bottoms. I could feel the dripping v-word on my face.

“Ayo, LMAO bruh ya be trending on Toctoc lol Bruh I’m a chad Roflwurkfuwlhsiew—”

“Hey Grass, do you have a towel?” I asked patiently while looking at him with understanding eyes. I redirected my sight back to my surroundings right after, the light from their phones was useful in finding the stick I dropped, I was thinking that a little strike on their heads and a few bones broken should calm them down.

“Wut bruh? Ya mean me bruh? Bruh smh bruh I’m—”

Silence...

I set my gaze back to them only to be taken aback.

Time seemed to have been frozen as they became unmoving. Even the bits of saliva flying away from Grass’ mouth paused right in front of my face.

I gulped.

Slowly stepping backwards, I did my best to stay away from the frozen spit. I did not want to see it being an addition to the collective liquid organisms on my face, speaking of it— the vomit was also frozen. My sidetracked thoughts finally came back.

Weird... this was just too weird. The whole time frozen thing was already nerve-wracking but for some reason... my heart was calm... too calm. Wait a minute, it wasn’t even beating at all!

My eyes widened in surprise but I didn’t feel anything for some reason, it was as if I’m emotionless.

“Foolish mortal.”

My line of thought was broken when someone with a feminine voice spoke behind me. I slowly turned around and there I saw a girl the same age as me.

I was speechless, she was probably the most beautiful girl I have ever seen if we didn’t include my anime waifus, but I couldn’t describe her well enough, this was because of the bright red mark on her face which fully captured my attention, it seemed as if someone smacked her with a wooden stick or something... oh..

“Wh— who are you!?”

I stuttered because I just discovered a fact... Holy fuck! Did I just hit a girl with a stick on the face in the middle of the night then ran away?

“Hmph, it’s good that you know your place.” The girl crossed her arms as she looked at me with disdain... and something else? She’s staring at me weirdly that I couldn’t help but shiver.

“What.. What happened? Also why are you looking at me like that? Are you perhaps a masoch—”

“Did I permit you to speak? And what’s with that tone? Are you courting death!?”

My eyebrows rose, thinking of death and how it was portrayed as a beautiful anime girl recently by the Internet, I couldn’t help but feel that I’m not worthy of courting her.

“No, I’m not wort—”

“Enough with the excuses!” she yelled at me. Now I understood that it wasn’t entirely my fault for comparing her scream to that of a banshee.