《Emma and Bort》Emma Assassinates a Prime Minister of BigRedFoods.
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Emma was bored. She needed an output for her fiery ways. Emma went to a library with Bort and read about the Company that went by the name of BigRedFoods. BigRedFoods was a big company. The company was huge and had multiple redundant systems of prime ministers. The book said that BigRedFoods is the best country in the world. They have the best schools, the best hospitals, and the highest standard of living. They are the envy of the whole world. All other countries try to be like BigRedFoods, but none are able to match their greatness. The main base of the company was located in the Country of BigRedFoods. The massive island was shaped like an island and located in the BigRedFoods Ocean. Emma and Bort flew back to Alaska to get their submarine and continued their mission. After arriving, they took their submarine to the bottom of the ocean and waited for days until they were picked up by the submarine called the El Gato De Las Barbas. The El Gato De Las Barbas was a leviathan of a submarine, powered by thirty nuclear reactors, and capable of carrying many submarines inside its submarine deck, which was located near the engine room of the El Gato De Las Barbas.
It’s been a busy few days on the submarine. The SOSUS system is finally online, and Emma and Bort have started testing it. They’ve discovered some strange readings on the ocean floor, but they can’t tell where they’re coming from. They’ve started a fire on the submarine, and they’re still trying to figure out how to keep it burning without suffocating. Soon, the fire spread uncontrollably through the many decks of the submarine. It was very out of control. As the fire rushed through the El Gato De Las Barbas, Bort and Emma rushed to the submarine bay, flying down many flights of stairs. They soon reached the submarine bay and rushed past the only other submarine that was in the submarine bay, The El Gato Barbudo Ardiente was the second submarine ever built in San Diego, California. It was named for a common sea cat, a species of mammal that ranges from the Caribbean Sea to the northern Pacific Ocean and is also known as the Oceanic Pussy. The submarine’s namesake is a fitting namesake, as the sub is known for her stealth, speed, and cunning. She is said to be able to sneak up on unsuspecting prey and surprise them with her jaws. The Heroic pair rushed past the sleek and modern submarine, and to their ship, the Rossiyskaya Podvodnaya Lodka. Bort opened the rusty hatches, and threw Emma in. She then threw the entire submarine out of the El Gato De Las Barbas, entering the Rossiyskaya Podvodnaya Lodka as it flew through the air. Overnight, Emma and Bort landed at a port that happened to be the BigRedFoods port of Lligat. They decided to go to sleep. When they woke up, the morning began like any other. The sun had just come up over the horizon, and the sky was a deep, navy blue. The air was crisp and smelled like rain. The streets of Port Lligat were quiet, and the only sounds came from a car or two, or the occasional bird call. This was before everyone woke up. And then there were thousands of people on the BigRedFoods docks, making a scene. When Emma and Bort got there, they were very busy with looking for a place to park their submarine.
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After parking their submarine, Emma and Bort go to Border Security and attempt to go through Border Security. But they couldn’t get through. They didn’t have passports. Border Security asked them for passports, and Emma got mad, so she set the officers on fire and Bort cut off their earlobes with her broadsword. Neither of them had any sort of official documentation to their names. They are like ghosts, flapping around in the wind. The next thing they had to do was go to the main building of BigRedFoods on the island of BigRedFoods to find Fred Digsoob, a Prime Minister of BigRedFoods. Emma and Bort dressed as a burnt Border Security Officer and burned a BSO uniform. They then burned an extra uniform in a street fire. The pair casually strolled towards the BigRedFoods main building, a complicated structure of steel and glass, the huge building rising towards the sky, plastered with BigRedFoods company signs. Fred Digsoob was located on the top of the building, in the penthouse of the office building. Fred was in the penthouse because he lived there. The penthouse was also his office. Fred lives a very sad life. He was brainwashed by BigRedFoods to leave his family and devote his life to the company.
It was very easy for Emma and Bort to enter the office building because they were wearing uniforms. No one looked twice at them even though their uniforms were a bit charred. They were now standing in the massive lobby of the BigRedFoods company building.
The touristy company had many tour guides in the area. The tour guides were talking about all of the things that were related to the BigRedFoods company. The chatter washed over Emma as she walked through the crowd of tour guides, Bort following closely behind, the hilt of her broadsword dangling over her shoulder. Emma heard words such as “Prime Ministers”, and “Red Foods”. This got Emma mad. And then she lit all of the tour guides on fire. The tour guides screamed loudly, their bodies charring, and flesh cooking. Emma danced about, secure in her fireproofing. She was dancing and killing people. The tour guides were in tremendous pain. Some charred BSO had walked into the room and lit innocent people on fire. And then they died. Emma looked down; her body thinner than a piece of fire. Her fiery, shoulder length hair floated about in the heat generated from the fire. Emma and Bort then walked into the BigRedFoods elevator, where Propaganda generated by the Prime Ministers of the company played loudly and annoyingly. Emma burnt the speaker to a crisp. She then burnt down every single bit of red decoration that was located in the Elevator. Emma hated anything that was red, but not the fire. The only good red is a fiery red. Soon, the elevator reached the top floor. Emma and Bort break down the door to Fred’s office and discover a computer and Fred’s laptop is plugged in. There are some documents scattered on his desk. Emma and Bort find Fred’s business card and note his email address on it. They then connect to Fred’s email account and discover he sent a message earlier that morning to his company. They find Fred snoring and completely unresponsive. He has a mechanical arm in place to hold him up. Emma talks to him. He wakes up and is mumbling incoherently. Fred jolts awake to find his smoking tie on fire. He runs to the mirror to check that his tie hasn't burnt his face and fears that his life is in danger. Fred hastily dons his glasses and headband and runs around, screaming in a panic. He has seen the briefings and knows that any hints of fire mean that fire is near. Fred looked around for his fire extinguisher but realized he had tried to use it as a jetpack the other day. Fred is sad. Suddenly, Emma bursts through the air and grabs him by the Fred. She then kills him with a hand-made cup of chicken soup. She stares at the soup for a moment, her face slack with amusement and psychotic happiness. The fiery taste of the soup is perfect for Emma, and she eats the soup. The pimento peppered chickens are all she can taste. Bort is staring at the large bronze statue of Fred on Fred’s desk. She thinks that he is very narcissistic. Emma and Bort now flee the scene of the crime, riding a horse and an ATV. Bort even has a bonus bandana! The horse was from Fred’s sink. It was an illegal sink horse! The pair of vehicles zoom over the BigRedFoods territory. They go to the submarine and sink into the sunset. Back at home, Bort and Emma enjoy the death of one BigRedFoods Prime Ministers. Emma eats some Pimento Peppered Pigeon soup with her fork and Bort eats with her broadsword.
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