《Jiro and the Bathhouse of Desire》32. Skirt Flipping Showdown
Advertisement
“You can’t fool me kid,” said Jiro. “You’re a yokai, aren’t you?”
“Let go!” The child tried to wriggle out from Jiro’s grip, but he was not very strong. Jiro lifted him up so that his feet dangled in the air.
“That will teach you to play games with humans,” he said.
“I’m not a yokai.”
“Yes you are. I’ve read about you in books. You’re a zashiki-warashi aren’t you? One of those kid yokai that runs around pranking innocent humans. Well, I’m not going to let you prank me. It’s time you learned that there are people who you can mess with and people you c—”
“Hey look! A naked woman!” the kid suddenly shouted, pointing behind Jiro.
“Kid, if you think that’s going to fool me …”
“Jiro what are you doing?! Bullying a child like that!” Jiro turned. Aya was awake, woken up by the kid’s struggles. Now she was looking at him with her arms crossed under her breasts, still naked from head to toe.
“No Aya this— OW!”
Taking advantage of Jiro’s distraction, the kid slammed down the back of the lounge chair on Jiro’s hand. He howled in pain and dropped the child. The child scrambled over to the jungle gym, hid behind a slide, and stuck his tongue out at the two of them.
“Why you little!”
Aya snatched her shorts back from Jiro and began to dress back into her clothes. “Jiro, what the hell is going on?”
Jiro shook his fingers to chase away the pain. They didn’t seem broken, but they hurt like hell. “He’s a yokai.”
“A yokai?”
Aya looked at the kid behind the slide, scratching a naked breast casually with one finger. “Oh, now that you mention it, he is dressed kind of funny.”
Advertisement
Jiro raised an eyebrow. “You don’t think … I’m lying?”
She smiled at the kid and waved. “You work at the bathhouse, don’t you? You guys are experts in stuff like this. Besides, he does look kind of weird. Nobody wears clothes like that in the middle of summer.”
Jiro paused. Wasn’t it weird that Aya could see the yokai too? He had thought only people with spiritual blood could see yokai and other monsters. Did she have some ability that he was unaware of?
Aya was beckoning to the boy. He peeked out from the slide and hesitated. “Come on,” she called out to him. “We won’t hurt you.” She beckoned again. Cautiously, the boy stepped out and walked slowly towards them. “Come to think of it,” said Aya, whispering so that the boy could not hear, “Kaori said it might be a yokai, right? That stole the Hinomaru?”
“I don’t think a kid that small could have left a footprint that big … but maybe he knows something about the other yokai.”
“So let’s try and ask him …” Aya trailed off. The boy, keeping a wary eye on Jiro, ran over to Aya and hugged her legs from behind.
“The big man scared me,” said the kid.
“Oh you poor thing,” said Aya, reaching down to stroke his hair. “Did the big man bully you?”
“Yes, he picked me up and it was so scary.” The kid hugged Aya’s legs. He stroked her calves with his hand. He pressed his face between her legs until his head was sandwiched between her thighs. Then the boy looked Jiro directly in the face … and sneered.
That brat … he’s taking advantage of her!
“Come on Aya, let’s go. We don’t have time for this nonsense.”
Advertisement
“Wait, Jiro. Maybe he has something to tell us.” Aya sat down on the chair and hoisted the kid onto her lap. The boy grinned and leaned his face against Aya’s breasts.
“You’re very comfortable, miss. Soft like a pillow!” Out of Aya’s sight, he shot Jiro another dirty look.
“What’s your name?”
The boy was thoughtful. “Um … Yuto.”
He totally just made that up.
“Okay, Yuto. We’re looking for a biiiiig yokai,” said Aya, patting his head affectionately. “Do you know anything about that?”
Yuto shrugged. “Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.”
“What about a ship called the Hinomaru? That’s the name of my boat. It disappeared and we’re trying to find it.”
Yuto shrugged again. “I only tell secrets to my friends.”
“Well …” said Aya. “Can we be your friends?”
The boy slid his head under Aya’s breasts so they, through the fabric of her spaghetti top, rested on his head like two enormous top hats. “Maybe I’ll let you be my friend … but only if you play a game with me.” He made a silly face at Jiro. “Only you though, not the big man.”
“Aya, we don’t really have time for this. He’s bluffing. He doesn’t know anything …”
“It’s okay Jiro, just for a little while. Besides, I’ve always wanted a little brother.” She turned to the yokai. “What shall we play?”
Yuto wriggled around thoughtfully on Aya’s thighs. Then he pointed an accusatory finger at Jiro. “I wanted to flip skirts. But that man doesn’t want to play.”
“You mean flip other peoples’ skirts?” Aya asked, raising an eyebrow.
The boy nodded.
“Hmm …” said Aya. “That could get us into a lot of trouble. Tell you what. I have an even better idea.”
“You do?”
Aya nodded. Uh oh, thought Jiro, She’s getting that look in her eyes again.
“Instead of flipping other skirts,” said Aya. “Let’s flip my skirt. I don’t have a skirt right now, but we can buy one from a shop. Then the two of you can lead me around the mall, flipping my skirt in different places.”
The boy slid his head out from under Aya’s cleavage and looked up at her. “But how will we decide who wins?”
“That’s easy …” said Aya, her voice husky. “The winner is the one who gets me the most excited.”
Advertisement
- In Serial15 Chapters
Underworld - Level Up or Die!
A thousand year old succubus has grown tired of devouring men. With the help of a lich lord, she invents a new spell that will allow her to grow more powerful in a much less distasteful manner. Elorion is just your average high school student lazing around during summer break and thinking about bacon. After a solid gaming session, he removes his VR headset to find a monster waiting to kidnap him. He wakes to find that he’s not alone. Nineteen other students have also been taken. The last thing he expects happens next. He is given the ability to use magic and level up! There’s a catch. With his dormant talents unlocked he must grow in power to please his new master. To level up he must face the monsters of the Underworld. If he doesn’t fight he will die. But if he does fight, will he survive? Note: This book has been published and only 10% of the first few chapters are here on RoyalRoad.com. facebook.com/official.apollos.thorne apollos-thorne.com
8 186 - In Serial105 Chapters
Magic Monsters Money
Key Godfre Tanner is just your everyday normal guy, or supposed to be when one morning, he woke up with a news from his mother that he isn't a normal human, but a magician that came from another world and an arictocrat. By his mother's wish, he has to attend an academy for magicians in the other world called 'Marzenthura'.By fate's unexpected twist, he suddenly becomes the enemy of the Gods and branded as a heretic. Now, he must travel in order to find a way to retaliate against those gods.Will he be able to survive with that world's Gods against him? !Warning!*Genre changes along the way**Confusion in the story is inevitable**First few chapters are boring and stupid AF**Author is Playful with readers**Best to ignore common logic in this.**You'll hate 1-6**This warning is Stupid*
8 157 - In Serial7 Chapters
A Story That You Wouldn't Want To Read +
You have read stories, any kind of stories, The Uncommon and the Common, The Popular and The Unpopular, The Interesting and the Uninteresting, The Good and the Bad. Well If one would have to choose which one to write it will always be the first to be mentioned but what would unfold before you if you decide it - will be the latter! Because is nothing more extraordinary than telling what is ordinary! P.S. That's just the author rambling about something, something to draw some readers to read a Story that you wouldn't even want to read. Regarding the pace of how I pass new chapters. Won't be doing for a while
8 72 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Last Transmutator
Transmutators - beings with unimaginable power who use the power of the mind to Transmutate the world around them to their liking. Beings who can polymorph the world around them to fit their needs - and their desires. The Transmutation War left the world ravaged and deformed, an utterly chaotic world left with no two mountains alike nor a plain kilometric space. Both Transmutators died at the end of the war, but power... power never truly dies. Through centuries, the Transmutators' legacy survived, living in hiding as to not wreak havoc on the world again. A young Transmutator, the now only member of the family line, thinks he has what is needed to become a hero and break the stereotype people have of the Transmutators. But, if he is to overcome the challenges the hateful world of Gartaena has to offer, he will have to fully master the Transmutation, or die trying. Fiction completed
8 67 - In Serial7 Chapters
Mind Parasite (Monster evolution, Lit RPG)
Lit rpg / monster evolution One day he wakes up as a mind parasite given a grand quest. Slay the king of gods. The quest seems impossible and the system certainly thinks so. But you never know with a mind parasite. ---
8 120 - In Serial25 Chapters
I'd rather trade it all while somehow saving you[a Synyster Gates story]WTTYAWDS
8 137

