Chapter 20: Dead(ly) Island.

(One week later.)

*Illya's POV*

Rin: “Isn’t this a bit overkill?” Rin said while drinking some juice.

Illya: “Define overkill?” I say while tilting my head.

Rin: “Overkill in my dictionary, or yours?” Rin said with a sigh seemingly at the end of the rope with my absurd definitions of certain things.

Illya: “Yours please.”

Rin: “Well let's see…”

Rin: “I think that BUYING not just renting out an entire resort island just for our use is something that I’d define as ”overkill“.” Rin said while holding her head.

Illya: “Oh come on, it wasn’t that expensive.” In my opinion, going overkill in this situation would be maybe buying every resort on earth and then only staying at one each day of our trip. We could travel the world that way.

Rin: “In my opinion, spending 15 billion dollars on a resort is extremely expensive as well as overkill.” Rin said while looking like she was about to blow her top. Her angry I mean, not her swimsuit.

Haruka: “Mom, you know that is basically chump change.” Haruka said while rubbing her mother's back to calm her down.

Rin: “I know that she has a lot of money but, 15 billion surely isn’t chump change…”

Haruka: “Illya has shown me her finances before buying this resort.”

Haruka: “Let's just say that her companies support the economies of pretty much every country in existence.” Haruka said with an extremely deadpan expression as if she’s completely given up on ever again being surprised by my antics.

Illya: “She’s right. I could destroy the world by just shutting down all of my companies haha.”

Rin: “H-how much do you make a month?” Rin wisely ignored my comment on being able to send the world into an apocalypse with a flick of my wrist if I chose to.

Illya: “Give me a kiss and I’ll tell you.” I say while holding Rin’s chin up with my hand.

Rin: “N-No. And just tell me already, I know that you like to flaunt your wealth.” Rin said while blushing and pushing my hand away. Shame, one of these days I’ll hopefully be able to at least kiss her…

Illya: “I make about 85 trillion USD every month so, 1.02e+15 a year.”

Rin: “That has to be a fake number…” Rin said using her fingers to try to count the correct amount of money per year. It would literally take years to do so with just using her hands so, gave up pretty fast. She did have confused spiral eyes for a while though.

Illya: “It is, funnily enough, most banks couldn’t even parse the amount of money I have so, I had to make my own bank.” I said while shrugging my shoulders.

Rin: “Isn’t there only one bank company in existence now?” Rin said looking at me with pure disbelieve on her face at her realization of what I was going to say next.

Illya: “Yup. And it’s mine.” I said showing her a look that a rich person would give at a commoner being amazed at their wealth.

Rin: “Ahh… I have a headache now…” Rin said while Haruka comforted her with a hug. Seeing Haruka breast’s squishing onto Rin’s back made me lick my lips. Luckily Rin didn’t see me do that but, Haruka did and blushed because of it. Cute!

Everyone said in unison: “You get used to it.” They all said that with a very bored look as if to say that I’ve long since broken them. Even Diana joined in which, is weird because she hasn’t known me long but, seeing how she looked very pleased with herself at timing it right, I think she just did it for fun.

Illya: “Why’d you join in on that Diana?”

Diana: “Just let me have my fun please.” Looks like I was right.

Looking at the lineup of my harem members laying on their beach chairs is quite the sight to behold. They’re all obviously wearing swimsuits. I would tell you what their swimsuits looked like and how they all look beautiful and enticing to see but, that’s for my eyes and my eyes only sorry. Actually, I’m not sorry at all haha.

Asami: “I know that you bought this place but, why are all the employees still here?” Asami said looking at all of the staff members walking around and doing their jobs.

Illya: “What’s wrong with that?” I said tilting my head. Hmm, I wonder how many times I’m going to be doing that on this trip.

Asami: “Well, this resort is pretty much just for our personal use now. No one else will be going to this ”resort” anymore. Other than us of course.” Asami said with one of her hands on her chin in a th*nking man's pose.

Illya: “Eh it’s fine I gave them quite the pay raise.” I said with a smirk.

Asami: “*sigh* how much of a pay raise are we talking about here?” I’ll have you know that Asami didn’t *sigh* she actually just said “Sigh” out loud…

Illya: “Currently, they make 500K USD a month so, they make 6,000,000$ a year.” The whole joke of me spending a shit ton of my money on random shit has long since worn its welcome so, I just replied without really making a big deal out of it.

Asami: “A 7-figure job as a resort clerk is something else I have to say…” After saying that Asami took a sip of her drink.

Illya: “Isn’t it? Come on you all praise me for how kind I am!“ I say while patting myself and looking at everyone.

Rin: “I don’t think that we should praise you for spending so much money…”

Illya: “What use does my money have unless I’m using it to have fun with my lovers?”

Rin: “…” She gave up. Looks like even though she won’t admit it she really likes it when I spend money on her.

Asami: “Rather than praise, why not go a round?” Asami said giving me a seductive look.

Illya: “Later. I’m not too keen on doing the deed in public.” I said giving her dangerous idea a dismissive wave.

Haruka: “I’d say that we’re lucky that you don’t have such a fetish…” Haruka said hugging her shoulders and shuddering from the very thought.

Illya: “True but, even if I did I wouldn’t force any of you to indulge me in it.” I’d probably be able to convince them though.

Diana: “You had bloodplay sex with us. I’m sure that if you can get us to do something so uhh… niche, you’d be able to get us to have sex in public.” Diana said while tilting her head. Ahh, she caught me. And she hasn’t even known me for that long.

Illya: “I’m not the kind of person that likes to show my naked body to random people.” Just thinking of such a thing happening made me shudder.

Rin: “Pretty sure that you’d kill anyone that managed to do that.”

Haruka: “And in the most violent way possible.” She knows me so well! I’ll make sure to pay extra “attention“ to her tonight.

Illya: “Aww stop, you’re going to make me blush.” I said while putting both of my hands on my cheeks and twisting around a bit like a school girl who just got called cute.

Rin: “…”

Haruka: “…”

Diana: “I’d to see that honestly. The violent murder part I mean.” Diana said while quickly correcting herself. Well to be fair, she has already seen my naked body in depth before.

Rias: “That’s right, you haven’t been on a ‘justified’ slaughter with us yet.” after saying that Rias licked her lips and seemed to be in a daze with a sexy smile on her face probably remembering our previous slaughters. Oh no… I might have completely broken her… Eh still cute either way.

Diana: “I did watch the previous one but, watching a slaughter and being the slaughterer are both very different things.” Diana said looking sad that she couldn’t join us. Now that I think about it, what she said out of context would make her sound like some really really fucked up voyeurist…

Illya: “Then, I do hope that the next ‘justified’ slaughter happens soon.” I flashed a very smug smile while saying that.

Rin: “Goddammit! You just jinxed us…” I think this might be the first time I’ve ever heard Rin swear. Ahh, they grow up so fast.

Everyone besides Diana looked at me similar to how Rin did so, looks like they all agree that I have forsaken them to a bloodbath at some point in our stay in this resort. The good thing is that Diana looked very happy at my comment. Cute!

Haruka: “Don’t worry mom, we’re already prepared for a bloodbath just in case it happens.” For the second time of the day, Haruka was comforting her mother.

Rin: “That’s good to know.”

Asami: “I know that you got a little mad at Illya for buying an entire resort but, I’m surprised at the fact that you haven’t complained about what she named it.” Asami said with a smug smile. Like mother like daughter I guess.

Rin: “Hmm? I’m going to regret asking but, what did she name it?” In preparation for the name of my resort, she was still being hugged by her daughter.

Asami: “Oh nothing special just ”Illya’s Wonderful Love Nest Resort!“.” She said that as if it was the most normal thing in the world to say.

Rin: “…”

Rin: “Illya, at times like this I like to wonder who your parents are and how they act.”

Illya: “Trust me, they’re quite ‘interesting’ to say the least. Isn’t that right Asami?” I say while showing Asami a very smug grin, which caused her to blush and stutter her words. Cute!

Asami: “Y-Yea that’s right.”

Rias: “…”

Haruka: “You know Illya’s parents?” Haruka said while tilting her head. Lots of head tilting going on today.

Illya: “Oh she is very familiar with them but, that’s a story for another time.” I say while flashing my nth smug face of the day.

Another time being after we’ve been together for a few years. I can’t wait to see what kind of face they’ll make when they realize that they’ve had an orgy and possibly more with one of my mothers. Hahahahah.

Asami: “A-Another time…” Asami dejectedly said. Looks like she isn’t looking forward to the day that I reveal her identity as my mother haha.

Whilst I was still salivating over that idea, one of the resort employees informed us that the BBQ and other food were done. Though it’s not my cooking, this resort is well known for its amazing food.

Illya: “Food is done. Let's eat and then take a dip in the beach.” Before I said that I clapped my hands to get their attention.

Everyone: “Alright.” You wouldn’t think that I’m the youngest here going by how they all replied like preschoolers on a school trip. Eh, they’re cute so I don’t really care though, Diana continuing to play along even though she is the Queen of the demons is a little jarring since I’m pretty sure she is older than most of us maybe even including Asami… Then again, she is cute, and cute is justice so who cares? I sure as hell don’t.

Everyone was sitting around an uhh… round table and eating. Right around when we were almost done with our food Rias set up a flag.

Rias: “Alright. I think it's about time something stupid happens.” Unlike Asami, Rias properly sighed.

Haruka: “Yup. We’ve luckily got some extra time to chill before someone shows up trying to kill Illya.” Probably in preparation of said stupid thing, Haruka finished up her food.

Diana: “Hopefully! I am really itching for a slaughter.” Aww, the face of pure excitement that she made would really be even cuter if not for the fact she only made that face because she might have a chance to slaughter something…

Rin: “…” It’s fine Rin dear. You’re definitely the most normal out of all of us, don’t worry we’ll protect you.

Illya: “I know that I jinxed it earlier but surely nothing ba…”

Before I could finish my sentence the sky which was completely free of clouds and previously had a bright sun was now covered in dark clouds and from what you could see from behind the clouds the sun and sky were tainted a blood red.

Illya: “That can’t be good.” I said like I was in some sitcom.

Rin: “…”

Haruka: “…”

Rias: “…”

Diana: “It’s good for me though.” Diana said looking like a kid in a candy store.

Meanwhile, everyone looked at me as if this was all somehow my fault. To try to fix the mood I just glanced at them all and said…

Illya: “Teehee!” I said whilst tilting my head to the side and bonking it.

To which they all gave me a look of contempt, Well at least Diana found it funny enough to start laughing hard.

I was about to try and figure out what could have caused such a drastic and stupid thing to happen but, a figure appeared floating in the air above us.

???: “HAHAHAHAHA!”

???: “ON BEHALF OF THE CONGREGATIONS OF BEINGS WHO WANT TO OVERTHROW THE QUEEN OF CREATORS YUNA, I WILL PERSONALLY END YOU!”

The person that said this was a loli of some sort well, to be fair she looked older than me at least. Said loli had deep black hair with twin ponytails and pure black eyes. Her outfit was fittingly a gothic lolita black dress with a black headband. She was probably 15 or so depending on if she isn’t actually some absurd age and didn't just look young. Cute! Is what I would say if she didn’t just declare that she was going to “END!“ me.

Illya: “HUH?”

???: “I SAID THAT I…”

Illya: “WHAT?”

???: “I SAI…”

Illya: “I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM THAT FAR UP! COME DONE HERE SO I CAN PROPERLY HEAR YOU!” That is a complete lie and I just was wondering if she was as stupid as she was small. My harem members instantly realized what my goal was as well.

Rin: “…”

Haruka: “…”

Diana: “…”

Rias: “…”

Asami: “…Illya”

Asami cut herself off. She was probably going to say that no one would be that stupid but before she was able to say that the loli actually came down towards us. Huh someone as stupid as me, how rare.

???: “There! Surely you can hear me now, I mean I’m just a few feet away from you.” Said loli says this with a :T pouting face.

Illya: “I can hear you loud and clear now. What’s your purpose here?” Assuming something bad was going to happen I flicked my wrist and sent all of the staff here off the island so that they would be safe. Now the only ones left on the island are my lovers and that loli.

???: “My name is Arath. On behalf of the Celestial Unification Army, I am here to kill you.”

Illya: “Why’s that?” I say as if her words mean nothing to me.

Arath: “You’re the daughter of Yuna and Mia, as such killing you is a high priority.” Arath said holding her chin up high. Seems like she doesn’t know that she really can’t do shit to me.

Looks like the cats out of the bag. Yuna sure has terrible timing with things though, me being her daughter and doing similar stuff means I can’t complain.

Illya: “Oh and why do you think that you have a chance against me little girl? let alone my lovers.”

Arath: “You’re talking to the daughter of the leader of the Celestial Unification Army. Despite my looks, I am well over 500 years old.”

Oh, so their group does have a name, too bad that it's stupid and I hate it.

Arath: “If you think that some weak reborn spawn of those two can really go against me you’re truly foolish indeed just like your mothers.” Arath said with an overly smug face similar to the faces I made earlier.

Why is the Celestial Unification Army so bad at gathering information? I mean do they even know that I killed B…Whatever his name was? I’ve gotten tired of using inspect on small fry but, even without using it, I can tell that the only one here that she is able to kill is Rin. She has like a 15% chance to be able to kill Haruka. I mean among my lovers not a single one of them has gotten into a fighting stance.

Illya: “What was the name of the second in command of the Celestial Unification Army?”

Arath: “Uh? What do you mean was?... Anyway, The second in command is lord Baz.” Arath said looking confused at my comment.

Illya: “That so?” I said with a sinister smile.

Arath: “…”

The reason why the loli was speechless was because I had just taken out Baz’s head from my inventory. Still just as fresh as it was when I severed it thanks to time being frozen in my storage.

Huh?

What? Why do I have his head in my inventory?

I might forget their names but, I still like to collect war trophies you know.

What?

That’s insane? Are you crazy?

Nonsense! I am perfectly mentally stable and can be trusted with my absurd amount of power. Teehee!

Illya: “Between you and Baz, who is stronger?” I say while putting the head back into my inventory. Can't let my trophies rot now can I?

Arath: “I-IMPOSSIBLE!” Arath said while shuddering. She is in the first stage of grief it seems.

Illya: “Very possible. I mean he wasn’t even a challenge.”

Rias: “She even forgot his name even though it wasn’t that long ago that we killed him.”

Arath: “BAZ HAD AN ARMY OF DEMONS! EVEN IF YOU COULD BAZ SURELY THE ARMY WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP YOU! I DON’T BELIEVE FOR A MOMENT THAT IT WAS AN EASY FIGHT!”

Rias: “Rather than a fight, it was more like we’re just getting off.”

Arath: “E-Even so… If you had killed that army of demons then the Queen of demons won’t be idle and will want revenge. I can get her to help me fight you all!” Arath said triumphantly.

Diana: “Queen of the demons here!” Diana said like she was in a sitcom.

Arath: “Diana…What are you doing here?”

Diana: “I had watched Illya slaughter an army of mine and I instantly fell in love with her.”

Arath: “That can’t be…”

Illya: “Diana is currently one of my lovers actually.”

Diana: “Currently and forever!” Saying so Diana went over to me and held up my chin with one of her hands and bent over and gave me a deep kiss. She had to bend down because again, she is quite tall. The kiss was amazing and lasted for a total of 8 minutes. During those 8 minutes, Arath had her mouth open seemingly unable to accept what she is seeing in front of her.

Arath: “Diana… The Celestial Unification Army won't take your betrayal lightly…” Arath said gritting her teeth.

Diana: “Ooo I am so scared!”

Arath: “It’s true that if you help Illya she will be able to beat me but, where is your shame? You killed the members of your army!”

Diana: “I did no such thing foolish girl.” Diana said while doing a shrug.

Arath: “W-What do you mean?” Again she is shuddering.

Diana: “Illya and her harem members killed them all by themselves and effortlessly at that.”

Arath: “…”

Diana: “Even if I don’t help Illya, she can kill you without much effort.”

Diana: “The Celestial Unification Army? The only reason it still exists is because Illya is too lazy and hasn’t gotten around to destroying it. I mean look at us, we aren’t even in any battle stance or have our weapons out.”

Illya: “She’s righ... Wait, lazy?” I say while looking up at Diana with a pout.

Diana: “Lazy as a spoiled rich kid who will only do work at the last minute and who would rather be indulging herself in her desires at every waking moment.”

Illya: “I mean…You aren’t wrong I guess…” I said with a defeated voice.

Diana: “Aww don’t worry don’t worry! I still love you very much!” Diana said that while patting and rubbing my head while I was pouting. It's sorta nice being the one being comforted rather than being the one doing the comforting sometimes.

Arath: “…” Yet again Arath was at a loss for words and just stared at us as if we were aliens or something weird.

Illya: “A-Anyway, like Diana, said. You can’t win against me.”

Arath: “Even if I can’t win in a one-on-one fight I can still win with numbers!”

Illya: “Sheesh will you learn to just accept defeat already huh?” Before saying this I appeared right in front of Arath and started to pat her head. Girl's heads were made to be headpatted and I know this for a fact!

Arath: “Fuck you!” Arath knocked my hand aside and backed up.

Haruka: “Wow! She’s like an another Illya!” Haruka says whilst looking at Arath with sparkling eyes.

Illya: “Hey! How is she like me in any way?” Once again I was pouting.

Asami: “Looks like a little girl, swears more than a sailor.” Asami said smugly

Haruka: “Yeah exactly!” Haruka and Asami gave each other a high-five. Oh sweet innocent Haruka, that’s one of my mothers that you’re getting all buddy-buddy with.

Illya: “Fair.” I say and shrug.

Arath: “Damn you all! Fucking listen to me already!”

Illya: “What’s that? I’m far too busy mingling with my lovers to deal with a small fry like you.”

Arath: “YOU WON’T IGNORE ME WITH THIS! GYAMPUR ONGEK CRIJEEKE!” Magic swirled uh… magically around Arath.

Illya: “Oh shit! She’s speaking moon runes, she’s serious!” I say feigning great concern.

The dark sky got uh darker and the ground shook. All of a sudden zombies sprouted out from the ground. All groaning as if to say “Mmm gimme brains”.

Illya: “Dammit! I hate zombies!” I say stomping my foot on the ground killing an emerging zombie under me. Fucker got blood on my dress which I quickly cleaned off with magic. If you’re wondering why I’m wearing a dress instead of a swimsuit, it’s because I’ve already changed my and my lover's clothes already. I do like getting covered in the blood of my enemies but, I draw the line at disgusting and rotting zombie blood.

Haruka: “Ditto!” Haruka said with her usual pep.

Rias: “Same here.” Rias said raising her left hand like a school kid asking the teacher if they could go to the bathroom.

Rin: “…” Seems like Rin has decided to shut her brain off long ago.

Diana: “I hate them as well. I don't get any pleasure from killing soulless husks.” Diana said looking at the zombies with disgust.

Illya: “Right?” I give Diana a thumbs up.

Diana: “You really get me Illya!” While saying this Diana gives me a big hug and spins around with me in her arms. That was pretty fun not going to lie. I should ask her to do that to my other lovers as well.

Everyone else besides Illya and Diana: “…”

Illya: “Aww how cute!” I say giving my harem members other than Diana headpats

Diana: “What’s that?” Diana says tilting her head like a puppy. Cute!

Illya: “Everyone besides us hates zombies because they find them disgusting while, we hate them because killing them gives no pleasure whatsoever.”

Diana: “Aww that is quite cute! We have to make sure to pamper them later.” While saying this, Diana gave Rais, Haruka and Rin headpats.

Illya: “By pampering, I assume you mean sexually right?” I say with a smirk.

Diana: “Correct!” And finally, she gave me a long-awaited headpat as well. Ahh, affirmation via headpat feels so good!

Arath: “Fucking hell! Can’t you all stop flirting with each other for at least five minutes!” Arath says while stomping her foot down over and over again to show her anger.

Illya: “No!”

Arath: “…”

Illya: “I would rather die than stop flirting with my lovers at every second!” I say with the conviction and power of a preacher.

Every one of my harem members: “She would!”

Illya: “Anyway, enough fooling around.”

Illya: “Zombies really? How is that going to stop us?“

Despite us having a conversation like all is normal, me and Diana was constantly killing the zombies around us with magic.

Arath: “Regardless of how powerful you’re, you can still become infected with the virus that inhabits these zombies.”

Again, their information network is probably nonexistent. I’ve already cured every illness, poison and disease in existence. Even those that refused to be vaccinated are immune to everything because I put all of the vaccines into their food and water. Wait… Me and my lovers are also immortal so we're double immune.

Illya: “Really your group is greatly lacking an information network it seems.”

Arath: “Huh? what do you mean?”

Illya: “I’ve already cured everything that could be labeled an illness. Everyone in this world is immune to EVERYTHING and if they weren’t it would take only a few seconds to be because of how effective their antibodies are.”

Illya: “I bet you aren’t immune though.” Saying this I use magic to throw an uh "living" zombie towards Arath which, bites her because she wasn’t paying attention.

Arath: “…”

Illya: “Well, are you?”

Arath: “Dammit! I’ll leave this dimension and get treated!”

A magic circle appears under Arath but quickly fades away leaving Arath confused. This is MY dimension! Fool!

Illya: “Ara? Ara ara? Are you confused little one?” I say turning my head to the left with my left hand resting on my left cheek.

Diana: “Please do that Ara ara thing in bed later Illya!” Diana’s face is flushed, looks like my ara araing has turned her on somewhat.

Arath: “…”

Arath: “H-How?”

Illya: “This is my dimension so, of course, I can prevent someone from leaving it anytime I want.”

Arath: “Y-You’re that powerful?”

Illya: “That I am, Care to take a look at my status?”

Arath: “Really? I don’t think it’ll be that impressive though…”

Illya: “Status!”

:General:

Name: Illya

Race: Celestial

Sex: Female

Age: 14

Level: 8146

HP: 900,000,000/900,000,000

MP: 1,900,000,000/1,900,000,000

INT: 2500

STR: 7475

DEF: 1,34,000

Luck: 10,777

Charm: 9999

Oh, my level went up…Does having sex increase my level or something? While Arath was in the process of losing her mind I put a silencing barrier around me and Asami because I wanted to ask her about my level increasing even though I haven’t killed anything since last time.

Illya: “Hey Mom.” I say with rather than a smug face but with a seductive one.

Asami: “Please I beg you not to call me that…” She didn’t shudder or anything, probably because the others can’t hear us. She more of just looked mad. Cute!

Illya: “Don't worry, only you and me can hear each other in this barrier though I’m sure you would like it if I called you mommy in bed.” After saying that I licked my lips. And held her in my arms face to face, boobs to boobs.

Asami: “M-Maybe… But when it's just us.” She was blushing a lot and broke from my hold. Shame.

Illya: “Sure.“ I say motioning her to give me a pinky swear which, she pinky swore with me.

Asami: “Are you a child?”

Illya: “Yup! And your child at that.” I say while patting my chest.

Asami: “…”

Asami: “Anyway, I’m sure you didn’t put up that barrier to just flirt with me, is there something you want to ask me?”

Illya: “You saw my stats right?”

Asami: “Yes I did and I’m pissed off.”

Illya: “Oh, why?” I say while tilting my head doing the same as Diana.

Asami: “How the hell did you become so powerful? Me and Yuna don’t even come close…”

Illya: “Beats me, I just killed a bunch of shit and my stats ended up like that.” I say with a shrug.

Asami: “H-How many genocides have you done?”

Illya: “I don’t recall, I stopped counting at the third one.” I say like it's normal to have multiple genocides under your belt.

Asami: “I’m glad that you're on the good side.”

Illya: “Good side? What’s that? Can I eat it?” Tilting my head again.

Asami: “Well… I guess I have to at least be glad that no one on the good side has pissed you off.” Asami says while doing a facepalm.

Illya: “Can we get back to my question now okaasan?” I say with a smirk

Asami: “WHAT I SAID STILL APPLIES EVEN IF YOU SAY IT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!”

Illya: “How unfortunate.”

Asami: “Well whatever, what was your question again.”

Illya: “I don’t remember, I was having too much fun flirting with you.”

Asami: “YOU LITTLE SHIT!” Saying this Asami repeatedly bopped my head over and over again. Didn’t hurt hehe.

Illya: “I’m joking!”

Illya: “As for my question, Does having sex increase your level?”

Asami: “NO!?”

Illya: “I mean obviously but, what about with like with powerful beings like us?”

Asami: “STILL NO!”

Illya: “You sure? I haven’t killed anything since the last time I checked my status but my level went up a shit ton. Look at yours.”

Asami: “That sounds hard to believe but, I’ll humor you.”

Asami: “Status.”

:General:

Name: Miya Asami

Race: Quasi Celestial human.

Sex: Female

Age: 32

Level: 1284

HP: 10,000/10,000

MP: 30,000/30,000

INT: 856

STR: 562

DEF: 258

Luck: 5

Asami: “…”

Illya: “Why the shock?”

Asami: “Last time I checked my status, I was level 85…”

Illya: “Let me guess. The last time you checked was before you met me right?”

Level 85 doesn’t sound high but, it’s pretty hard to level up in the dimension. With there not being any monsters or high-level people leveling up here is a challenge.

Asami: “That’s right. I never really checked my level since leveling up takes so long and I hate the level-up notification and noise so I disabled it long ago.”

Illya: “So? How goes my sex leveling theory?”

Asami: “Well… It seems plausible. We would have to ask Yuna…”

Illya: “My level-up notifications are on but, I didn’t get any even though I definitely leveled up a lot.”

Asami: “Save it for Yuna…”

Illya: “Oh I can just ask her now.”

Illya: “Hey Yuna I got a question, I’m pretty sure that you’ve been listening as well so please answer it o mother of mine.”

I stopped time and talked in my head so that I could talk to Yuna. I don’t I specifically have to be sleeping for her to talk to me since she did it before.

Yuna: “I was really hoping you wouldn’t notice…”

Illya: “Why’s that?”

Yuna: “Knowing you, now you’re going to go on a powerleveling plan with your lovers which just involves you having sex with them…”

Illya: “True.”

Yuna: “At least deny it…”

Illya: “Where’s the fun in that? What if they have sex with each other but not me?”

Yuna: “They only get exp from having sex with you.”

Illya: “Ara I see…Wanna sex powerlevel with me and my lovers?”

Yuna: “I AM YOUR MOTHER!”

Illya: “So is Asami and that didn’t stop me.”

Yuna: “EVEN SO!”

Illya: “Yuna, I can tell when you’re watching me.”

Yuna: “AND?”

Illya: “Dear mother of mine, how come you are always watching me and my lovers have sex?” Unfortunately, I can’t make a smug face whilst talking in my mind.

Yuna: “…”

Yuna: “I plead the fifth!”

Illya: “They have that in the world of the creators?”

Yuna: “We do now…”

Illya: “Still waiting on your answer to my proposal.”

Yuna: “A-after the war is over and only you not with the other members of your harem or Asami.”

Yosh! I’ve seduced both of my mothers now…What the hell is wrong with me? Welp I have crossed many lines I shouldn’t have long ago and I ain’t going back now.

Illya: “You don’t want to have sex with your own wife?”

Yuna: “I DO BUT WITH JUST ME AND HER! I DON’T LIKE THREESOMES OR ANYMORESOMES!!”

Illya: “It’s good to know that you can make a joke.”

Yuna: “EAT SHIT AND DIE!”

Illya: “How could you say that to your own daughter? You’ve truly hurt my feelings.”

Yuna: “I’ll have you know that I didn’t swear at all until I started talking to you.”

Illya: “That’s me alright! Truly I should have a title called *Illya Corrupter of beautiful women.*”

*Ding!*

Congratulations! You gained a new title!

Illya Corrupter of Beautiful Women. Rarity SSS.

Illya: “I WAS FUCKING JOKING GODDAMMIT!”

Yuna: “Serves you right!”

Illya: “I have a migraine…”

Yuna: “How does it feel huh? You give me and your harem members multiple migraines a day.”

Illya: “The pain is almost euphoric Yuna.”

Yuna: “What? Aren’t you a sadist and not a masochist?”

Illya: “I’m definitely a sadist. That was just a quote.”

Yuna: “Would you enlighten me on where the quote comes from?”

Illya: “It involves a talking dog and rabbit, no I won’t explain any more than that.”

Yuna: “Alright…”

Illya: “Hey wait, if sex really increases my level and the level of those I do the deed with, how come I don’t get notified for it?”

Yuna: “You have sex like every day for days on end, you would go insane if you got notified for each level up. I set it so the system doesn’t notify you for uh sex exp and levels.”

Illya: “What would I do without you o sweet mother of mine.”

Yuna: “Destroy everything that wasn’t a beautiful woman in existence?”

Illya: “Probably. Anyway, keep your bed warm for me.”

Yuna: “Oh does that mean that you’re going to destroy the Celestial Unification Army soon?”

Illya: “Depends.”

Yuna: “On what?”

Illya: “Is their leader a beautiful woman?”

Yuna: “Yes she is…” Though I can’t tell what her reactions are I’m assuming that she sighed.

Illya: “Cool. I’m going to kidnap her daughter.”

Yuna: “I will most likely regret asking but, why?”

Illya: “I’m going to get her to join my harem and if she doesn’t want to, I’ll just hold onto her until her mother shows up.”

Yuna: “Please don’t tell me that you’re planning to seduce the leader of the army that is not only trying to kill me but who also killed my wife?”

Illya: “That’s exactly what I plan to do though?”

Yuna: “I don’t think she will go along with your whims…”

Illya: “Why not? She just wants power right?”

Yuna: “I think so.”

Illya: “Currently I can give her far more power and benefits than she would get from taking your throne.”

Yuna: “That’s true…”

Illya: “Oh, I’ve just come up with a title for a lightnovel.”

Yuna: “What is it?”

Illya: “The mortal enemy of my mothers is also my sex friend.”

Yuna: “…”

Yuna: “Fuck it! Do whatever you want I don’t care anymore…”

Illya: “Thanks for the approval okaasan!”

Yuna: “DONT USE THE SAME JOKE TWICE!”

Thus I cut her off and return time back to normal.

Asami: “You can talk to Yuna?”

Illya: “I already did.”

Asami: “Did you stop time to talk to her?”

Illya: “Yup.”

Asami: “What’s the verdict?”

Illya: “Sex exp confirmed!”

Asami: “I’m guessing she just turned off the level-up notification because otherwise, we’d go insane with all of them popping up?”

Illya: “Correct!”

Asami: “Will you tell the others about it?”

Illya: “Sure.”

Saying so I removed the barrier that I had set up. Diana was still swatting the zombies away like flies and Arath was still in shock.

Illya: “Everyone.” They all looked at me not counting Arath who as I said was still in shock. Oh, wait she came to her senses and is now listening to what I’m about to say.

Illya: “I have confirmed with my mother Yuna the Queen of the creators that I do in fact give you all exp when you have sex with me.”

Illya: “Henceforth it will be called Sex Exp and having sex with me will be called Sex Leveling. No, I don’t take criticism.”

Everyone just stared at me in shock. Hmm yes, that was the effect that I was going for. Even Diana looked quite shocked but was still killing any zombies that approached skillfully. Pretty sure that she is just having fun again.

Arath: “If I wasn’t going to die I would so ask you if I could join your harem…” She says while looking sad.

Illya: “Oh, why the change of heart? It was only a few minutes ago that you wanted to kill me.” I say while pretending to make a shocked face.

Arath: “This war is pointless. Like Diana said, you could end it whenever you want and the benefits we would get if we did win pale in comparison to being one of your lovers.” She said dejectedly.

Illya: “I don’t mind you joining my harem you know.”

Arath: “That so? It’s unfortunate that I will soon be a zombie.”

Rias: “You seem to not understand Illya at all.” Rias says while shaking her head.

Arath: “And why is that?”

Rias: “You’re beautiful.” Rias says while pointing at Arath.

Arath: “Well thanks for the compliment. You’re quite beautiful as well but, what does it matter that I’m beautiful?”

Rias: “Illya would never hurt let alone kill a beautiful woman.”

Arath: “She threw a zombie at me that ended up bitting me though…”

Rias: “But do you feel pain from your wound? It looks like it would be pretty painful.”

Arath: “There is n-no pain from it…” Arath said confused from how she doesn't feel pain from such a big wound.

Rias: “That is because Illya made it so you wouldn’t feel pain from it.”

Illya: “Guilty as charged!”

Arath: “B-but I’m still going to turn into a zombie…”

Illya: “About that…“ I appear yet again in front of Arath and hold her in my embrace. Face to face, breast to breast etc.

Arath: “W-why so close?” Arath says while brushing heavily.

Illya: “May I kiss you?”

Arath: “S-sure!”

Illya: “Great! Thanks for the meal!”

I give Arath my patented deep kiss for a total of 25 minutes. She melted into my arms quickly but, I couldn’t help myself and selfishly played with her mouth and tongue until I was satisfied.

Arath: “T-that was an amazing kiss but, why exactly did you kiss me?”

Illya: “To cure your zombie infection and also because you’re cute. Ahh, I also healed your bite whilst we were kissing.”

Arath: “I-I see thanks...”

Illya: “Now then. Welcome to my harem. I’ll introduce you once all of these zombies are gone. Oh yeah just so you aren’t surprised, if your mother is to my liking then I’ll be trying to get her to join my harem as well.”

Arath: “I’m going to ignore that comment about my mother for now, How are you going to deal with the zombies?”

Illya: “I’m going to kill them?”

Arath: “But there are so many of them?”

Illya: “Cancel your spell?”

Arath: “I can’t. It’s already been cast.”

Illya: “How many zombies will appear?”

Arath: “Between 1 to 8 million.” Arath said has if summoning that many zombies was an easy thing that anyone could do.

Illya: “Were you planning on destroying this dimension along with us?”

Arath: “That is so.”

Illya: “Spicy.”

Illya: “Alright girls, let's get to work.” I say while clasping my hands.

I snapped my fingers and a pile of guns showed up. The pile consisted of Shotguns, Handguns, Rifles, Sniper Rifles, and RPG’s. I do like guns quite a lot but, it seems that my harem members would prefer their op weapons over them since no one picked one up.

Diana: “What might these weapons be Illya?”

Illya: “Oh they’re firearms or guns. Here I’ll give the information on them.”

Diana: “Thanks! Oh, I see so it's like magic in a way.”

Illya: “That’s one way to put it.”

Haruka: “Um…Wouldn’t our weapons be better to kill the zombies?”

Illya: “Yeah but, it’s more fun to kill them with guns. Or would you prefer a paddle?“

Rias: “I agree with Haruka, With the number of zombies we would quickly run out of ammo.”

Illya: “Two words” I hold up my hand and show two fingers up.

Illya: “Infinite Ammo.”

Haruka: “…”

Haruka: “What about reloading?”

Illya: “No reloads necessary.”

Diana: “Even with infinite ammo I don’t think the bullets would be effective against the zombies I mean they’re pretty fresh.”

Illya: “Magic bullets.”

Diana: “I’m sold!“ Diana immediately rushed over and picked up an RPG.

Haruka: “Me too!” Haruka also rushed over to the pile and picked up a full-auto rifle.

Rias: “She had me at infinite ammo.” Rias gracefully walked over and picked up a pair of semi-auto handguns.

Arath: “Sounds fun!” Arath mimicked Rias and walked to the pile with grace but, the excitement on her face was plain to see. Arath picked up a sniper.

Rin: “I would like to join in but, I don’t know how to use a gun…” Rais said dejectedly.

Illya: “Do not worry dear Rin. I could easily just beam you the information on how to use a gun but, I think it would be far more fun to teach you myself.”

Rin: “You just want a good excuse to touch me, don’t you?”

Illya: “Who knows?” I say while answering a question with another question.

Illya: “Whoever kills the most zombies will get a prize!”

Everyone besides Arath: “The prize is sex isn’t it?”

Illya: “NO!”

Illya: “Sex is a given, The prize will be a one-on-one date with me.”

I said that as a joke but, surprisingly every one of them including Arath immediately started killing zombies in rapid succession. Arath dear, we’ve only shared one kiss, and yet here you are getting multiple zombie kills in one shot via headshots. The expression on her face is of complete joy. Aaa yes, you will do fine in my harem. Looks like I don’t have to do much to corrupt her.

After teaching Rin how to use a handgun for an hour she was off to the races and was expertly killing off zombies. I must be a good teacher. Speaking of teaching, I skillfully groped Rin multiple times whilst teaching her, The first few times was a complete accident I swear! I mean you have to get pretty close to show someone how to properly hold a firearm and I just so happen to touch her breasts and butt a few times. I think I may have finally corrupted her because, after the first few times, she kept trying to get me to “accidentally“ touch in sensitive places.

As for the zombies, I joined in too and used a handgun. I wasn’t being as serious as the rest of them and was just having fun. Honestly, even though they’re soulless husks and I shouldn’t feel anything from killing them, blowing their heads or body parts off was extremely enjoyable. Even Diana agreed with me.

There were a lot of dead on this island but, after 9 hours straight the kill count was like this.

Illya: 85,854 Zombies killed.

Haruka: 125,245 Zombies killed.

Rias: 185,782 Zombies killed.

Diana: 58,921 Zombies killed.

Rin: 25,780 Zombies killed.

Asami: 92,641 Zombies killed.

Arath: 35,932 Zombies killed.

So over half a million zombies were killed.

Even though I gave Diana information on how to use guns she surprisingly killed a low amount of zombies even though she had an RPG. Rin did pretty good and probably would have killed more but she didn’t stop throwing up every time she killed a zombie until the 800th one. Arath did pretty well too even though I didn’t teach or give her any information on how to use guns. Rias did well but, to be fair I gave her instructions on how to use guns a long time ago so that was to be expected. Haruka was surprising! I asked her why she was so good at using guns and she said because she loves them and has used them a lot.

Despite our 9 hour-long shooting fest, there were still millions of zombies left. Since I’ve had my fill and I think the others did as well I decided to finish this little event.

Illya: “Okay, I’m bored now.” saying this I snapped my fingers and used magic to kill the remaining 6 million zombies instantly.

Haruka: “I didn’t get enough points…” Haruka said collapsing onto the ground. Looks like she really wanted to have a date with me.

Arath: “Wait! Why didn’t you just do that in the first place? Actually, I don’t care that was pretty fun!” Arath said while taking a seat on one of the beach chairs.

Rin: “Thank God that’s over!” Rin says while also taking a seat on a beach chair.

Diana: “One step ahead of me Illya. I was also bored and was about to kill the remaining zombies with magic haha.”

Asami: “Illya you can’t go on a date with yourself!” Asami says while pouting. Aren’t you my mother?

Illya: “My points don’t count.” I say with a shrug.

Rias: “Date acquired.” Rias said while putting her hand up in the air like a date with me was an item that she just acquired in a game.

I teleported all of the staff back to the island. Rather than put them back where they were before I sent them away I just summoned them all in front of me.

Manager: “Why did we get sent away? Was that magic?”

Illya: “Someone summoned a bunch of zombies so I sent you all away so you wouldn’t get hurt.”

Manager: “Z-zombies?”

Illya: “Ask no more questions and resume work and I’ll give you all an $85 million dollar bonus.”

Every Employee: “HURRAY FOR OWNER ILLYA!! HURRAY FOR AN ABSURD BONUS!!”

I have gotten their silence via money and there is no one in this dimension who could bribe them more than me so, I’m confident that no information will be leaked.

Illya: “Alright girls, today was quite eventful. Let's turn in for today.” I say clapping my hands once again.

Haruka: “You mean have sex for days right?”

Illya: “You know me so well.” I say giving Haruka headpats

Rin: “Umm…” Rin grabs ahold of my dress to get my attention.

Illya: “Oh, what is it, my dearest Rin?”

Rin: “C-can we talk alone?”

Illya: “We could but, I have an open policy with my harem so I’d prefer if we talk where everyone can hear us.”

Rin: “…”

Rin: “F-fine…”

Illya: “Go on.” I say giving her a nudge.

Rin: “C-can we do it?”

Illya: “Ara? What might this ”it“ be that you’re referring to?“

Rin: “YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!” Rin says grabbing my shoulders and shaking me.

Illya: “Can’t say I do. I am quite dense sometimes.” I say with a smug smirk.

Rin: “Can you and me have s-sex tonight?”

Illya: “Ahh how could I ever resist when you’re being so Goddamn cute?”

Rin: “I look forwar…”

Illya: “But, I will resist unless you do something for me.”

Rin: “What is it?” Rin said looking quite mad that I requested her to do something for me so that I would have sex with her.

Illya: “Oh nothing special.” I say with a seductive smile. I lean in on Rin and whisper in her ear. My request makes her turn beet red.

Illya: “Do that and I’ll comfort you all night.” I say patting her shoulders.

Rin: “P-please…Have…”

Illya: “You can do it!”

Rin: “Please…Have… S-sex leveling with me!”

Haruka: “Wow! You’ve actually got my mother to say it…”

Illya: “Wow! I am cringing so hard from hearing that. We won’t be calling sex with me that anymore everyone and, yes dear Rin tonight, it will just be you and me all night.”

Rin: “I look forward to it.” Rin says while pretending to be calm even though she's blushing like crazy.

Diana: “While you two are doing that, I’ll comfort the rest of the harem.”

Illya: “Denied.”

Diana: “WHAT!? Why???” Diana says showing an absolutely shocked expression.

Illya: “You’re going to end up sexing them to death unless I’m there to stop you.” I say before proceeding to bop her on the head. Again she's like a mountain compared to me so I had to jump up and then bob her on the head.

Diana: “Ouch! I wouldn’t do such a thi…Wait aren’t all of your lovers immortal?”

Illya: “Dying still sucks!” I bop her once again but, she doesn’t react. Looks like she really likes pretending for fun.

Diana: “Damn, you’re right.“ Luckily Diana gave up.

Arath: “If it isn’t too much trouble, Illya. Could you perhaps make me immortal as well?” Arath said while looking small. I guess she’s never had to ask someone for something for her to act like that.

Illya: “I already did?” I say tilting my head to the left.

Arath: “What? When?“ Arath says while showing a pretty shocked expression.

Illya: “When I kissed you?” I say tilting my head to the right.

Arath: “Why are you saying that like a question?” Arath says looking like a vein is about to burst.

Illya: “It’s funny.” I say with a shrug.

Arath: “…”

Arath: “Is she always like this?”

Rias: “Yes.”

Arath: “I am really immortal now? Or was she just messing with me?” Arath says looking like she’s beginning to get fed up with my antics.

Haruka: “Are you beautiful?” Haruka says with a deadpan expression.

Arath: “Y-yes.” Arath says while blushing. Looks like she isn’t too certain that she is beautiful.

Haruka: “Are you part of Illya’s harem?” Haruka says while maintaining her deadpan expression but somehow making it look even more deadpan.

Arath: “Yes.” Arath was very confident in this so she answered easily. Cute!

Haruka: “Then Illya without a doubt made you immortal.” Haruka says while patting Arath’s head.

Arath: “I see…” Arath was quite pleased by the fact that she is now immortal.

Is it hard to become immortal or something? It was pretty easy for me to become immortal, Akane became immortal too so surely it can't be that hard right?

Illya: “Hey Arath. Is it hard to become immortal?”

Arath: “My mother has been trying to become immortal for the 1500 years that she’s been alive and still hasn’t found a way so, I’d say yes.”

Illya: “But she’s lived for a long time? Isn’t she basically immortal?”

Arath: “Celestials can live for thousands of years but, aren’t immortal.”

Illya: “I thought that I was the last Celestial though?”

Arath: “Yes and no. You’re the last true Celestial, me and the rest of my kind are failures of Celestials. We’re maybe only 1% celestial.”

Illya: “I see. Thanks for the information.” I say rubbing Arath’s head

Arath: “N-no problem.”

Illya: “I know that all of you are quite aroused from all of the killing but, please restrain yourself for tonight. Tomorrow and the weeks after and maybe even months after that will be an orgy to remember.” I say while holding my arms out like I’m some priestess praying.

Everyone besides Rin: “Fine!”

Having sex with Rin was extremely amazing! Her moans were truly breathtaking. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much stamina and was at her limit just 7 hours in. I had this to her at that Illya: “Those are rookie numbers Rin, Especially compared to your own daughter.” Rather than reply with a comeback she just blushed and looked away. Cute! I decided to end our “session” with my signature never removing our mouths from each other deep kiss, Rin was only able to last for 48 minutes before she passed out.

While during the aftercare which, was just me holding, rubbing, and patting Rin’s head, Rin said that sex was the best she’s ever had and she also said that she felt bad about not lasting long. I told her I don’t mind since even though it was shorter than my usual sex sessions with my other lovers I still enjoyed myself quite a lot, I mean her moans and how she squirmed whenever she “finished” was just like I said, breathtaking! to which Rin blushed and looked away again.

After pampering Rin for 4 hours I made her some food of her request which was Wagyu steak of the highest grade and mashed potatoes. Even though it was already the next day I tucked her into bed since, sex with me is extremely taxing and Rin probably won't be able to walk right for at least a few days, the same thing happens to my other harem members even including Diana. I know what you’re thinking, aren’t they immortal? Shouldn’t any and all wounds be instantly healed? Well, you’re right but, even if I heal them, their legs still wobble like a newborn fawn when they try to walk after a session. I think it’s a physiological thing or something and that’s why I can’t heal it.

Since Rin was out of commission I decided to enjoy the company of the rest of the members of my harem. Unlike Rin, the rest of my harem has almost endless stamina and, the session lasted for a total of 15 days. At first, it was pretty funny as I had Arath be introduced to my other lovers and saying each other's names whilst kissing. Rin didn’t join back in because similar to Yuna she wasn’t open to having sex with a lot of people involved. One of those said people being her own daughter might also be one of the reasons why. As for Arath, she was pretty delicious! Arath surprisingly was a virgin, a fact that me and Diana both salivated over. I mean you don’t get to take the virginity of a 500-year-old woman often you know.

Speaking of Arath, her mother kept trying to contact her but, Arath keep just shutting off the magic communication circle each time it popped up. I asked her if it was alright to hang up on her own mother and she replied Arath: “I’ve never had a rebellious phase before so it was about time and besides, sex with you all feels too good to stop at least until I’m satisfied.” so I decided to do as Arath and ignore her mothers calls. Her mother had called a staggering 7855 times in those 15 days before she stopped so, she might be heading to this dimension soon. Hmm... I hope that she is to my liking and also open to joining my harem.