Chapter 19: Shocking revelation.

Despite my best efforts to wake up to the voice telling me to do so, I woke up but, I decided to pretend to be asleep just to mess with Yuna. That lasted for an hour and she never stopped trying to wake me up.

Yuna: “Illya wake up!”

Illya: “…”

Yuna: “HEY WAKE UP!! I KNOW THAT YOU’RE PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP!!!”

Illya: “SHUTUP!”

Yuna: “Great! You’re awake ”now“ we can talk.”

Illya: “How can I even wake up while I’m dreaming?”

Yuna: “Don’t think about too much.”

Illya: “Fine! What do you want to tell me?”

Yuna: “I have some bad and good news…Mostly bad actually.”

Illya: “Bad news first please.”

Yuna: “The ones plotting against me have almost found out about you and are invading the dimension you’re currently to find and kill you.”

Illya: “Almost?”

Yuna: “They only know that there is a person in this dimension that I’m betting on will help me fight them.”

Illya: “Oh yeah. I completely forgot that I killed one of them yesterday.”

Yuna: “WHAT REALLY!? WHO WAS IT?”

Illya: “Hmm…I’m trying to remember, If I’m being honest I sorta killed him before he could even talk so I don’t even remember what he looked like.”

Yuna: “…”

Illya: “I seemed to have a habit of killing my enemies before they can speak and then completely forgetting about them aftward.”

Yuna: “Don’t worry about that. Mia did the same thing very often.“

Illya: “Ahh the apple and tree.”

Yuna: “Yea… Anyway just try to remember his name. It's very important.”

Illya: “Okay!”

It took me waaaay too much time to remember that stupid man's name. More time than I’m willing to admit.

Illya: “Bat?…Boot?…Shit I know that it started with a b.“

Yuna: “IT CAN’T BE! YOU KILLED BAZ!?”

See? I didn’t actually remember his name at all which is why I didn’t bother to tell you how long it took.

Illya: “Yes. Me and my lovers killed him and his demon army.”

Yuna: “DEMON ARMY?”

Illya: “That’s what I said.”

Yuna: “Shit! This is bad I didn’t think they would get the demons to help them. Though with Baz being dead it might hurt them enough to where the demons helping won't help much.”

Illya: “Why’s that?”

Yuna: “Baz was the second in command of those who are plotting against me.”

Illya: “You’re joking right?”

Yuna: “I’m not joking at all Baz was extremely important to them.”

Illya: “But we killed him so effortlessly…”

Yuna: “Effortlessly? Can you check your status and let me see it?”

Illya: “Sure. Status!”

*Ding!*

:General:

Name: Illya

Race: Celestial

Sex: Female

Age: 14

Level: 7852

HP: 50,000,000/50,000,000

MP: 80,000,000/80,000,000

INT: 2500

STR: 5835

DEF: 95000

Luck: 10,777

Charm: 9999

Illya: “I thought you locked my stats?”

Yuna: “I THOUGHT I LOCKED YOUR STATS!”

Illya: “…”

Yuna: “…”

Illya: “Why did it get unlocked?”

Yuna: “I don’t know and I don’t care anymore! You’re already like 8000x times stronger than Mia and me combined. You can fight the whole war by yourself without any trouble.”

Illya: “Well even so It's not like I’m just going to go kill them all right now.”

Yuna: “That’s fine. With Baz being dead they’ll be quiet for a decent amount of time.”

Illya: “Cool!”

Yuna: “Very! Though you might want to deal with the demons.”

Illya: “We don’t have to worry about them at all.”

Yuna: “Don’t let your power go to your head. Those around you can still get killed.”

Illya: “I’m not letting my power get to me.”

Yuna: “Then why do you think we don’t have to worry about the demons?”

Illya: “Guess who is laying next to me completely naked who I also had sex for days with.”

Yuna: “You didn’t…”

Illya: “Yes I did.”

Yuna: “YOU HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN OF THE DEMONS?!?!”

Illya: “On top of doing that I’m pretty sure she will join my ever-growing harem.”

Yuna: “I’m getting tired of you doing crazy things every day.”

Illya: “I for one am enjoying it greatly.”

Yuna: “…”

Illya: “Was that all of the bad news?”

Yuna: “No. I can still sense that Akane is completely fine but, I can’t find her at all.”

Illya: “YOU LOST HER?!”

Yuna: “I’m sorry. I’m trying my best to find her I promise.”

Illya: “Dammit! I wish I could kick your ass but you aren’t here and you’re also my mother.”

Yuna: “I appreciate your restraint.”

I don’t know how someone as meticulous as Yuna could lose Akane but, what’s done is done and I can’t find her without Yuna’s help.

Illya: “What’s the good news? I need to get my mind off of Akane.”

Yuna: “I have one good piece of news.”

Illya: “Shoot.”

Yuna: “Mia has reincarnated in the dimension that you’re in.”

Illya: “…”

Yuna: “Illya? What’s wrong I thought you’d be happy about this.”

Illya: “….Hahaha that’s a good joke Yuna. Really got me there.”

Yuna: “Again I’m not joking with you.”

Illya: “…What does Mia look like?”

Yuna: “She has the same color hair and build as you but, she has one eye that is deep red while the other is your eye color.”

Illya: “…”

Illya: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Yuna: “WHAT’S WRONG!?”

Illya: “I HAD INTENSE SEX WITH THE REINCARNATION OF MY OWN MOTHER AND EVEN GOT HER TO BECOME ONE OF MY LOVERS!!”

Yuna: “YOU WHAT?”

Illya: “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? YOU SAID THAT SHE DIED!”

Yuna: “What’s her name?”

Illya: “Asami…”

Yuna: “How do you know that she is Mia’s reincarnation?”

Illya: “The way you described her is exactly how Asami looks…”

Yuna: “…I GOT CUCKED BY MY OWN DAUGHTER??!?”

Illya: “I’M SORRY!!!”

Thus began an 3-hour event in which Yuna comes up with new swears to insult me for having sex with her wife. I mean it's not like I don’t understand where she is coming from so, I just let her vent her anger. After a while, I came up with an idea that could calm her down.

Illya: “If it makes you feel better Asami doesn’t have any memories of you or me.”

Yuna: “YOU’RE WRONG!!”

Illya: “What do you mean?”

Yuna: “SHE 100% REINCARNATED WITH HER MEMORIES!”

Illya: “YOU MEAN THAT SHE HAD SEX WITH ME AND BECAME ONE OF MY LOVERS KNOWING FULL WELL THAT I AM HER DAUGHTER?!?!”

Yuna: “YES!”

Illya: “WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING!?”

Yuna: “YOU DO KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR PERVERTEDNESS FROM RIGHT?”

Illya: “Oh, she did it because it's hot.”

Yuna: “WHY’RE YOU OKAY WITH THIS NOW?!”

Illya: “Like mother like daughter. I can’t that I wouldn’t do something similar.”

Yuna: “DAMN! You’re right. This is completely in line with your and Mia’s behavior.”

Illya: “It’s about time I wake up…Uh wake up in real life I mean.”

Yuna: “You’re going to do inappropriate things with my wife when you wake up just to spite me aren’t you?”

Illya: “You can join us if you want. I’m pretty that I can protect you from everything.”

Yuna: “YOU’RE GONNE MAKE ME THROW UP! I’M NOT AS PERVERTED AS YOU AND MIA!”

Illya: “You just keep telling yourself that. Goodbye!”

Yuna: “I’M NOT DONE TALKING WITH YO…”

I forcefully cut off my connection with Yuna because I did not want to listen to her complaining for hours again. I woke up to find all the members of my harem on the bed surrounding me almost completely naked if not for the extremely comfortable blanket covering us. They’re all sleeping but, I gave them all a kiss on the lips and went to make breakfast for them.

While eating Diana asked me if she could join my harem and I of course said yes to her proposal which she was quite happy about. So happy that she gave me a kiss that lasted for an hour before she was satisfied. After breakfast was finished everyone besides Asami and Rias went home. Asami stayed because I had something to talk to her about.

Asami: “Okay. Everyone is gone now. What was it that you wanted to talk to me about?”

Illya: “Mia. Don’t you think its kinda fucked up to have to sex with your own daughter and even become her lover?”

Asami: “…”

Rias: “What do you mean Illya?”

Illya: “Asami is the reincarnation of my mother Mia.”

Rias: “It can’t be…How do you know for sure?”

Illya: “My other mother is the queen of the creators told me so.”

Rias: “…”

Asami: “Well looks like the cats out of the bag.”

Illya: “Yup.”

Asami: “Look. You’re the second reincarnation of my daughter and I am the reincarnation of your mother. We technically aren’t related.”

Illya: “Did you know that I was your daughter from the beginning?”

Asami: “Of course! It’d be really hard to not notice with how similar we are but, as I said it's fine because we aren’t technically related.”

Illya: “Be honest with me.”

Asami: “Meaning?”

Illya: “Stop trying to pretend that you don’t find me being your daughter and also your lover extremely arousing.”

Asami: “Fine I admit it! I find the very idea irresistible!”

Illya: “Just as I thought you would.”

Asami: “How’d you figure that out?”

Illya: “I also find it irresistible.”

Asami: “I should have known I mean you’re my daughter.”

Rias: “YOU TWO ARE JUST COMPLETELY FINE WITH THIS!?”

Illya: “Yes.”

Asami: “Completely.”

Rias: “I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER THOUGH ILLYA?!”

Illya: “That’s funny, so did I.”

Rias: “…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Apparently having sex with my mother really shook Rias up. After cuddling her in bed for a few hours she calmed down and fell asleep. Asami waited in the living while I was taking care of Rias.

Illya: “Sorry for taking so long.”

Asami: “It’s fine. I understand why what happened shook her to the core. By the way, thanks for not spilling the beans in front of everyone.”

Illya: “Don’t mention it. Anyway, what are you going to do about Yuna?”

Asami: “What do you mean?”

Illya: “Don’t you have lots of lovers?”

Asami: “And?”

Illya: “Doesn’t that mean you’ve cheated on her?”

Asami: “No. I’ve always had a harem. Yuna is special to me and is the only person I’ll ever call my wife. You’ll find someone like that as well.”

Illya: “I already did.”

She showed a slightly shocked face. Which I found very cute.

Asami: “And where might she be?”

Illya: “I don’t know. We reincarnated together but apparently, Yuna lost her.”

Asami: “That’s odd. Yuna isn’t the kind of person to do such a careless thing.”

Illya: “She’ll find her eventually.“

Asami: “True. I would like to talk to you longer but, I have to run my business.”

Illya: “That’s fine! Have a good day at work.”

Asami: “Thanks!”

Illya: “Oh right. You can chill here whenever you want.”

Asami: “Does having sex with you count as chilling?”

Illya: “If you want it to.”

Asami: “Great! Bye-bye, I love you!”

Before she left she gave me a deep kiss while patting my head. At this point, I find myself not having anything or anyone to do.

Illya: “I have a good idea.”

I decided that I could try adding one person to my harem. She is sorta on the pending list already though.

Illya: “Oh Rin! Let’s go on a date!”

I barged into her office without caring who was in there. Unfortunately, the principal was present and heard my outburst.

Principle: “Miss Inaba, You’re dating one of your students? I don’t have to tell you how unethical let alone how illegal such a thing is do I?”

Rin: “…”

Looks like Rin was too scared to reply which is understandable due to the principal’s tone. I decided to help her out as I always do for my lovers in which I completely ignore the glaring fact that this only happened because of me doing something stupid.

Illya: “Hello.”

Principle: “Who might you be? I know that you’re young and this is just a mistake so don’t worry. Miss Inaba is the one at fault.”

Illya: “My name is Illya.”

Principle: “Miss Illya?…”

Sweat started dripping down his forehead. Seems like he knows not to mess with me or at least he knows not to mess with someone with my name.

Illya: “I hope you’ll overlook our relationship.”

Principle: “B-but…”

Before he could say anymore I put my hand up to make him stop talking and then started doing something on my phone.

Illya: “I have donated $50 billion USD to this school and I’ve put $15 billion USD into your bank account.”

Principle: “That’s more money than I’d make if I worked here for hundred years…“

Illya: “Quite a big donated don’t you think?”

Principle: “I’ll overlook this incident and following incidents revolving around your romantic relations at this school from now on. I will also order the teachers and other faculty to do the same.”

Illya: “That would be great! Thanks!”

The Principle quickly left Rin’s office. After he left Rin just stared at me for a few minutes in a daze until she finally came back to reality.

Rin: “Thanks for the help!”

Illya: “Don’t mention it. I was the one who got you in trouble in the first place.”

Rin: “You said something about a date?”

Illya: “That’s right. Do you want to go on one?”

Rin: “Actually yes but, I don’t want to just go to a restaurant.”

Illya: “What do you want to do?”

Rin: “I’d like to go on a vacation to a beach resort with you and Haruka.”

Rin: “You can bring the members of your harem with you as well.”

Illya: “That doesn’t really count as a date though?”

Rin: “I want to join your harem but, I want to know for sure that I won’t be bothered by you being surrounded by other lovers first before I join.”

Illya: “Okay. I’ll contact them.”

Diana: “Can I go too?”

Rin: “WHO’RE YOU??!”

Illya: “Ahh this is Diana. She is the queen of the demons and also a succubus.”

Diana: “Guilty as charged. I’m also Illya’s lover.”

Illya: “Diana you have to stop popping out of thin air.”

Diana: “I’ve only done it to you twice.”

Illya: “I don’t mind it but, other people might.”

Diana: “I’ll keep that in mind.”

While me and Diana were having a conversation Rin couldn’t help but continue to stare at Diana.

Rin: “She’s so beautiful and huge…”

Diana: “Thank you! You’re also quite beautiful as well. Illya’s taste in women is truly unmatched.”

Rin: “Thanks!”

They continued to chat while I contacted my lovers. All of them said yes to going even Asami so looks like I actually have something to do. I don’t think anything bad can happen at a resort and if anything something good might happen with Rin joining my harem. Maybe I’ll even find more women to join my harem there. Ahh, I almost can’t wait to go it’s been so long since I’ve gone to the beach!