Chapter 16: It feels so good!

*Illya's POV*

Although we're fine it would be strange to be unhurt from such a "fun" downhill ride as the one me and Rin just rode so, I made fake bruises and bloodstains on our clothes and bodies as to not cause suspicion. Ahh, our lovely clothes are now ruined...

An ambulance showed up but, a bunch of thug-looking men came out from the van that rammed us which, of course, scared the EMT's and they couldn't come to our aid. Not like that would help much besides them just getting hurt.

Thug A: "You two are gonna come with us you hea..."

Illya: "No! Nope! Stop talking!"

Of the 8 thugs, I beat the shit out of 7 of them. Breaking their arms and legs felt very good but, unfortunately, I couldn't kill them since there are 3 witnesses, and killing someone even in self-defense is still frowned upon in this modern world. I left one unharmed so I could talk to them and understand their reason for attacking us.

Illya: "Okay. Now you the one still standing."

Thug B: "Y...YES, What do you w...want?"

Illya: "Why have you attempted to murder us?"

Thug B: "W..we didn't intend to kill you two. We're just told to run you off the road and then kidnap you both."

Illya: "Run us off the road? You've done a hell of a lot more than that!"

Thug B: "Please don't hurt me! Blame the driver! He overestimated how fast he'd need to go to run you off the road."

Illya: "Hey Rin."

Rin: "Yeah?"

Illya: "Do you want to beat up the driver?"

Rin: "I'm good. You've already pretty much crippled him anyway."

Illya: "Crippled? They'll all walk again just maybe with a limb."

Rin: "Either way feel better seeing you beat the shit out of them so let's just leave it at that."

Illya: "Okay."

Illya: "Tell me who sent you right now before I feel like beating you up as well."

Thug B: "Our boss sent us!"

Illya: "For what reason did they do that?"

Thug B: "Miss Rin owes our boss because she took a loan from him but, Once someone takes a loan he never lets them pay it off until the day they die."

Illya: "And? I paid it the load for her and at an exorbitant price which was significantly higher than her loan ever was."

Thug B: "That's the exact reason! He wanted to get to the person who could spend so much money."

Illya: "Your boss is a fucking idiot!"

Thug B: "W-what do you mean?"

Illya: "I gave him $1 billion USD. That was clearly fuck off money but, instead of leaving us alone he decided to attack Rin and me."

Illya: "He's a fucking idiot because I'm clearly someone he shouldn't have fucked with and now he's gonna pay the price!"

Thug B: "..."

Illya: "Tell me your boss's location."

Thug A: "DON'T TELL HER SHIT!"

Thug C: "YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!"

Thug D: "YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR FAMILY TO GET HURT WOULD YOU?"

Thug B: "I..."

Illya: "I'll you $1 billion each with an extra 100 million for your mental and physical injuries but. "

Thug B: "But?..."

Illya: "You must leave the country after you recover. I don't wish to see you ever again."

Illya: "Oh, that isn't because I fear for my safety. I just don't think I can stop myself from killing you all if in the event I do see you again."

Illya: "So? Deal or no deal?"

Thug A: "I BEG YOU TO TAKE HER OFFER!"

Thug C: "FUCK JUST TELLING HER WHERE! GIVE HER OUR BOSS'S ENTIRE DAILY ITINERARY!"

Thug D: "I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY! I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE MY ASS!"

Thug B: "We accept!"

Illya: "Here's my aid's number. I'll pay you all the exact second that I get all the promised information. As for how just giver her your bank details."

Illya: "NOW GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR CAR AND GET THESE INVALIDS TO THE HOSPITAL!!!"

Thug B: "YES RIGHT AWAY MAM!!"

Now that those shmucks are gone the EMTs calmed down and helped us into the ambulance. Though we're fine we still gotta pretend that we aren't okay to keep up appearances. While we're driving I started to talk to the EMTs.

Illya: "Other than the crash please pretend that nothing else happened okay?"

EMT A: "I still think that we should report everything that happened just in case another dangerous thing happens..."

Illya: "You don't have to worry about that. Whoever it was that decided to mess with me will be dealt with very soon. "

EMT B: "But..."

Illya: "*Sigh* $100 million for you both if you two just keep today's incident as an accident and nothing more understand?"

EMT A: "Can't really give up that much easy money so, deal!"

Illya: "Good. Now please call ahead to the hospital. I want the best two-bed room possible. As for the money give your bank account details to the woman who picks up when you call this number."

EMT B: "Okay thanks and sure thing!"

It didn't take us that long to make it to the hospital. Once there we were taken to a VIP patient room and were checked all over to ensure that our health was fine. Rin called her daughter and told her what happened she said that she'd come to our hospital room immediately.

Rin's Daughter: "MOM ARE YOU OKAY!?"

Very loudly Rin's daughter barged into our room and something unexpected happened...SHIT!

Rin: "Haruka I'm completely fine. Illya protected us."

Haruka: "Illya? OH, it's my schoolmate. Thank you so much for saving my mother!"

Illya: "Haha don't worry about it..."

I say unnaturally awkward due to the fact that I have a date planned with the daughter of a woman who I had just taken to a date and someone I'm trying to get to join my harem...

Rin: "What's wrong?"

Illya: "Ahh well I don't like beating around the bush so, Haruka was the one who helped me find your office and we also planned on going on a date tomorrow..."

Haruka: "That's right! Though I don't know what it has to do with my mother?"

Rin: "Umm...Illya has a harem and she is only attending school to find more women to make her lovers."

Haruka: "I don't mind that. She's the only person I've ever been interested in after all."

Illya: "We've only talked once though?"

Haruka: "Me being interested in you doesn't mean I'll join your harem but, I will consider it. See mom? Our relationship is perfectly fine."

Rin: "Haruka the key word is harem."

Haruka: "And what does that matte...ILLYA YOU'RE INTERESTED IN MY MOTHER?!"

Illya: "Yup! We even went on date. We got in that accident while driving back to her apartment."

Haruka: "..."

Rin: "..."

Haruka: "Mom are you okay with this?"

Rin: "What part?"

Haruka: "The whole thing. I don’t mind kissing and having sex with the same person as you but, are you?"

Rin: "I think so but...I haven't decided on joining her harem yet."

Haruka: "Then everything is okay."

Illya: "Really? You know you two could end up having sex together with me at the same time."

Haruka: "..."

Rin: "...We'll cross that bed...I mean bridge when we get there."

Why the hell is everyone so quick to accept the absurd things I say and do? Is my absurdly high charm and luck the reason why? Eh, I'll figure it out later.

Haruka: "I mean technically we aren't blood-related which is why I don't share my mother's last name since I decided to keep my family name after she adapted me...so it's "maybe" morally okay."

Illya: "Ahh the not blood-related family members so it doesn't count as incest. the classic loophole!"

They didn't comment on my outburst and instead, we talked about random stuff whilst I was waiting for Rias to contact me and give me all the juicy details of who I will slaughtering tonight.

Rias: "Their boss's name is Saito Kurou. I've sent the location of their base to your phone."

Illya: "Thanks! Once I'm done I'll reward you tonight."

Rias: "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't longing for your touch so I'll await your return with bated breath."

Illya: "Hmm...Actually, I have a better idea."

Rias: "Which is?"

Illya: "Meet me at their base. It's high time for your first literal blood bath."

Rias: "What do you mean literal?"

Illya: "Seeing my lovers covered in the blood of their enemies highly arouses me."

I saw bluntly as if something like that was the most normal thing in the world.

Rias: "I don't know if I should reprimand you or not."

Illya: "Just trust me. It'll be great!"

Rias: "Fine I trust you."

Illya: "Great I'll see you there. Bye love ya!"

Rias: "Bye love you too!"

I hung up the phone to see two shocked faces.

Illya: "What?"

Rin: "Blood bath?"

Haruka: "Base? What do you mean?"

Illya: "The boss of those punks we encountered earlier. I'm going to their base to kill them and I'm also bringing with me one of my lovers since she is also strong."

Rin: "Why do you have to go?"

Haruka: "Yeah what she said! Why can't you just get someone else to do it?"

I do appreciate their concern but, regardless me and Rias will be completely fine.

Illya: "I'm immortal as well as most likely the most powerful being in this world. On top of that, I'm also a Celestial. Killing is literally in my DNA"

Rin: "And?"

Illya: "Unless I satiate my killing urges I may or may not go insane and go on a murderous rampage which will highly likely end the world."

Haruka: "Do you kill innocent people?"

Illya: "No. I only kill those that deserve it. Unlike others of my kind, I'm special in the way that I can control my urges while they couldn't."

Rin: "I believe you. You aren't the kind of person that would hurt innocent people."

Haruka: "Well if my mother believes you I guess I have too as well."

Disregarding that time I went on a murderous rampage where I did kill a shit ton of people which I bet some were innocent. I mean technically we went back in time afterward to before we committed the act so it didn't really "happen"...

Illya: "Thanks! You two stay here. Just in case they try to do something again before I can take them out."

Rin: "Okay."

Haruka: "Fine! But we're still going on that date tomorrow okay?"

Illya: "Of course! Goodbye, you two. I have a busy night ahead of me."

Rin: "Stay safe!"

Haruka: "Bye-bye!"

It didn't take any time at all to get to their base since I just teleported to it. Rias was waiting nearby the base and I teleported right in front of her and gave her a hug and kiss in which she accepted wholeheartedly. Oddly she was wearing a made uniform but not a formal one, it's more like a sexy one that shows off her body.

Illya: "Damn! That's outfit fits you perfectly!"

Rias: "Thanks! I figured that you'd like it."

Illya: "You figured right! Now take this katana."

I made her a special weapon since a weapon is a gift that I give to all of my combat-loving uh...lovers. I also made my Celestial Illya’s Scythe of Love and Slaughter appear. Ahh, It's been a while since I've had a chance to use it.

Rias: "A sword? And is that a scythe? Wouldn't using guns be better?"

Illya: "Most definitely but, it feels significantly better to cut down your enemies rather than shooting them."

Rias: "Are you sure?"

Illya: "I can tell that the idea I just presented you has aroused you."

Rias: "W-what..."

Illya: "The longer you stay with me the more you'll enjoy slaughtering your enemies. Don't worry about it I of course accept everything about you including this."

Rias: "..."

Illya: "Tonight we're going to let loose together okay?"

A sadistic smile appeared on both of our faces.

Rias: "YES!"

I peered into their base which is just a normal-looking big office building. The number of enemies was exactly 327. Wow! that's a lot of thugs in one place.

Illya: "There are 327 enemies. Make sure to keep count of how many you kill."

Rias: "Why?"

Illya: "If you kill more than me I'll reward you greatly!"

Rias: "WILL DO!"

She's fired up now. As I don't really like waiting we decided to just storm their base and start slaughtering them since we both are aching for bloodshed as much as we ache for each other's touch.

The "fight" if you could call it that only lasted for 40 minutes before they were all dead. I was so into it that I completely forgot to spare Saito Kurou so I could monologue before killing him. He didn't even get to know the reason for his world crumbling or the reason his time on the mortal plane was cut short. Oh but this feeling of slaughtering my enemies feels so damn good! Oh, how I missed this wonderful bliss.

Rias: "Is it over?"

Illya: "Yup."

Seeing Rias painted in pure red glistening blood was absolute perfection in my mind. On her face was a smile a glee. Like she was a little girl opening up a present on Christmas day her smile was perfect.

Rias: "Illya..."

Illya: "What?"

Rias: "You were right...This feeling is honestly just as good as sex..."

Illya: "Oh? I'm glad that you think the same."

I pulled her close to me and l licked off the blood which was on her checks in which I tasted it before feeding it to Rias via a nice blood-flavored tongue kiss. My hand made its way towards her special place which was very wet. Was it blood or some other kind of liquid? I'll leave it up to your imagination. Either way, we both were clearly extremely aroused. We parted lips and I whispered something into her ear which made her shudder in excitement.

Illya: "If you think this is good. Having sex whilst covered in your enemy's blood is even better."

Rias: "L-LETS GO HOME RIGHT NO..."

I put my finger on her pretty lips before asking her a question.

Illya: "That is our next destination but first, how many did you kill?"

Rias: "If my math is correct I killed 164."

Illya: "Oh? That's more than me. I only managed to kill 163."

Rias: "Liar! You had the last one but, instead of killing him you throw him to me to kill."

Illya: "Guilty as charged."

I shrugged.

Rias: "Why'd you let me win?"

Illya: "I wanted to reward you obviously."

Rias: "Really?"

Illya: "Of course! You know that I'll do everything my power to pamper my lovers."

Rias: "I see..."

Illya: "Do you want to know what the reward is?"

I flashed her a smug smile.

Rias: "If it isn't sex then I'd like to trade my reward for it."

Illya: "The reward is sex. But special."

Rias: "More special than blood sex?"

Illya: "I'm going to make you immortal and then we're going to spend as much time as we want enjoying ourselves to the fullest while time is frozen. That doesn't just include sex though, we will also do things we want to like watching movies, playing games, etc."

Rias: "That sounds so nice."

Before leaving I cleaned up the mess we had made as well as used magic to clean gallons of blood that I stored. Rias asked me why I needed the blood and I replied "I want to paint you with it and it's a pretty good lubricant." She flushed and didn't say anything else until I teleported us into our room in which we couldn't wait any longer and indulged in each other's bodies. As for how long this time "reward" lasted if I remember correctly it was 8 months. During that period we tried to indulge every fetish or kink we could think of even if we were only slightly interested in it. Now that that's all done all I have on my plate is the date with Haruka. Although I could just freeze time longer we decided to stay and enjoy ourselves until classes were over and the time for my date came.