《Illya: The Ruthlessly Violent and Slightly Sadistic Celestial Known as Illya.》Chapter 14: Morning ruckus.
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Chapter 14: Morning ruckus.
*Illya's POV*
I woke up from the alarm that only sounds in my head that I had made with Creation Magic with my head being nestled in Rias's bountiful pillows otherwise known as breasts. I was tempted to jump her bones but, I somehow held back my never-ending lust because today was my first of school and I didn't want to be late due to our "fun" times.
Illya: "Upsy daisy!"
Only caring about my first day at sounds kinda weird but I actually already did all the exams and essays etc so, I don't have to attend any of my classes. I was able to do this because I have donated 8 billion USD to this school so of course they're gonna treat me quite differently than normal people. My scores are real though.
Rias: "Illya? Why're are you already awake? It's only 3AM school starts at 7AM."
Seems like Rias woke up whilst I was talking to myself in my head or it might have been because I was fondling her breast whilst thinking. I wasn't doing it on purpose but Rias didn't seem to mind. I was snapped back to reality and stopped my groping high jinx.
Illya: "I want to make some breakfast for you and spend time with you before I go to my classes."
Rias ignored my relentless hand-powered attack on her breast's just a few seconds ago her face turned red. Honestly, I can never get over all the amazing expressions that women can make. Ahh, stop if you keep showing me that cute face I won't be able to resist anymore. Rias noticing my lustful gave suddenly changed her expression to a more neutral one.
Rias: "Sometimes with the way you treat me I forget that I am supposed to be your maid."
Illya: "You're no longer my maid."
Rias: "Huh?"
Illya: "This isn't my grandparent's estate. This is my paradise for my harem. As such I don't need to treat you like a servant anymore to keep up appearances."
Rias: "That sounds nice."
Illya: "Please don't get jealous since the way I treat you will be the same exact way I'll treat my other lovers. When I get more that is."
Rias: "Of course I won't be jealous as long as you treat us all equally."
Illya: "That's the plan but, Keep in mind that Akane is the only person I'll pay special attention to since she is my wife."
Rias: "I understand."
She looked a little sad but, it couldn't be helped. To console her I gave her a tight hug and meaningful kiss. Rias seemed to be content now.
Illya: "Anyway, enough flirting! I MUST COOK!"
Rias got up out of bed and I followed her but, then I picked her up and placed her back in, and then kissed her on her cute forehead.
Illya: "You stay in bed and rest a while longer until I finish cooking, Okay?"
Rias: "Okay...Have fun."
Although she agreed she seems reluctant to do so. Up to this point, she had always woken up before me so she can take care of all of my morning needs.
Illya: "Haha! Pampering my lovers is the most fun thing I can think of! Don't worry about a thing!"
I say to reassure her after which I pat her head and leave one more kiss but this time on the lips. I leave the room and head to the kitchen to cook for her. Before I left I used magic to make her fall into a peaceful sleep so amazing that most people would probably be willing to kill to be able to get it. Rias can't have a good sleep unless I specifically put her to sleep with said magic.
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Illya: "Hmmmm..."
Illya: "I wonder what I should make?"
I couldn't think of what Rias would like to eat. I could just make something I want but, I'm making breakfast for her not me.
Illya: "Ah! I got an idea!"
My plan was quite simple. I was just going to hop into Rias's dreams using magic and ask her without having to go back to the room and wake her up. I'm very curious about what she is currently dreaming about. Oddly going into her dreams a loading menu showed up and just like the ones in games it had to finish before I could "Load" into her dream.
Illya: "Trippy."
I say to myself to entertain my mind and no one else in particular. Once the loading was done the scene that appeared before me didn't shock me but, rather made me quite happy.
Illya: "So that's why you moan in your sleep sometimes."
Rias: "HUH?!"
I stood on the side of the bed watching a dream me ravage Rias's body very proficiently. Hmmm, does this count as being cucked? Ahh, I don't want to think about philosophical things right now.
Rias: "Why are there two Illya's?"
She was oddly composed but, I guess Rias is just used to me doing weird shit all the time so she is just numb to it at this point.
Illya: "I just wanted to ask about what kind of breakfast you wanted but, I didn't want to wake you up so I just dove into your dreams."
Rias: "THAT'S A MAJOR IMPOSSIBLE VIOLATION OF PRIVACY!!"
Illya: "Oh come on. You love being violated by me."
I say as an obvious joke to try to calm her down which seems to have caused the opposite effect.
Rias: "YOU!"
She then made a huge sword show up out of nowhere and used the side of it to bop me on the head and the dream me strangely disappeared as well. Guess she knows how to control what happens in her dreams...That's a pretty good implication given the situation I find her in.
Illya: "Welcome to Illyadonalds. May I take your order?"
Rias: "WILL YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
Illya: "I am being serious. What do you want to eat?"
Rias: "..."
Illya: "Come on. It's the entire reason why I even "invaded" into your dreams in the first place."
Rias: "..."
Illya: "You won't even remember this when you wake up anyway."
Rias: "FINE! I want a bowl of fruit and a chicken sub."
Illya: "Can do! Although are you sure that's enough food?"
Rias: "Yes I'm sure."
Illya: "You know if you don't eat some more food than that your breasts won't get any bigger."
Rias: "THEY'RE BIG AS THEY'RE GONNA GET! NOW GET OUT!!"
Illya: "Kay bye!"
I drive by kissed her forehead and then left her dream before she could retort ie bonk me on the head again. Will she remember? Who knows? Cause I certainly don’t.
Illya: "Cooking time!"
Although it's not really "cooking" per se I'm just putting together a sub and preparing some fruit for two. As for the sub, the meat is God Tier chicken breast with God Tier lettuce and M*racle Whip and the fruit is God Tier Mangoes, Strawberries, Blueberries, and Blackberries. I have no idea why my creation magic can make God Tier level uh...things? Even though I'm not a Goddess.
Illya: "If I don't need to think about today I'll think about it tomorrow!"
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Yuna will probably tell me the reason why I can make God Tier thingies I'm assuming. The food was done and the table is prepared. I could just go back to the room and wake Rias up but, If I do that she'll want to take a shower first and I want to take a shower with her.
Illya: "Hmm good idea me!"
I decided to just teleport her onto the chair next to me. She showed up with a *Poof* and since I undid the sleep magic she was awake and looked super surprised at her current situation. Come to think of it I've never used teleportation magic on her before...Oops! I'll just play it off like nothing special happened.
Illya: "Good morning sleepy head!"
Rias: "Good morning..."
Illya: "What's wrong?"
Rias: "Ignoring you summoning me like a familiar, the food you've made is exactly what I asked you for in my dream which means..."
Illya: "Means what?"
Rias: "..."
Illya: "Rias?"
Rias stared directly into my eye with her stunning brownish-black eyes for a solid 5 minutes before she said anything.
Rias: "IT MEANS THAT MY WET DREAM THAT YOU INVADED JUST TO ASK ME ABOUT I WANTED TO EAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU, IDIOT!!"
Illya: "soOO??!!"
She continued to grunt as well making random frustration noises and assaulting me by pulling my cheeks until she finally calmed after about 15 minutes.
Illya: "You good now?"
Rias: "Not fully...You said I wouldn't remember that dream!"
Illya: "Bold of you to assume that I know what I am doing."
Rias: "Huh?"
Illya: "I act almost entirely on instinct 90% of the time. I just made the assumption that you'd forget since most people forget their dreams after waking up."
Rias: "Honestly... I always thought you acted on your random whims, glad to know that I was right."
Illya: "Glad that's settled. Now please eat your food so we grope each other in the shower."
Rias: "Yes mam."
Rais almost always listens to me after I mention doing something sexual with her...Hmm, I guess that I must be doing a very good job at satisfying her desires sexual or otherwise.
While she was nomming on the food I made her like a cute hamster so she was completely in a trance. Because of that, she wasn't able to notice me at all so, whilst she was busy I decided to take a sneak peek at her status.
Illya: "Inspect!"
:General:
Name: Rias
Race: Human.
Sex: Female
Age: 35
Level: 38
HP: 15,568/15,568
MP: 9,580/9,580
INT: 328
STR: 50
DEF: 380
Luck: 15
Charm: 85
Illya: "Interesting."
I say right before I freeze time to eat all my food since Rias had already finished hers while I was examining her personality info. Took only a few minutes to finish eating and then I unfroze time to hear my lovely maiden ask me a question.
Rias: "What's Interest...Wait where the Hell did your food go?"
Illya: "You finished eating before me so I just froze time to finish the fruits of my labor."
Rias: "Ahh I see...Um, what did you find interesting?"
Illya: "I just looked at your status and found out some very intriguing details."
She put on a nervous face probably thinking that her status would end up detailing her hidden fetishes or something to which I replied by putting on a huge smile on my face as if to imply her said fears.
Rias: "WHAT DID MY STATUS SHOW!?!?"
Illya: "Huh...what? Oh, nothing special."
Rias: "I FIND THAT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE!"
Illya: "Haha I'm being honest. It's just that you're so beautiful for your age and also it seems like you having "physical contact" with me increases your stats and level's a lot."
Rias: "..."
Illya: "You gained quite a few levels up from our little fun before we went to bed last night. Also, your INT is absurdly high which might be why you remember your dreams."
Rias: "..."
Illya: "Hello? Earth to Rias?"
Rias: "You don't mind me being so much older than you?"
Illya: "Normally you a 35yr woman dating a 14yr girl would be fucked up but..."
Rias: "But?"
Illya: "I'm immortal and I am technically older than you by a few years."
Rias: "Oh right."
Illya: "On top of that I'm going to stop my aging when I turned about 18 so I won't look much more different than I do now. Oh, I also already stop you from aging a few months after we met."
Rias: "Ahh that's why I haven't aged since we met."
Illya: "Anyway. Why don't we leave the heavy things behind and go "clean" each other in the shower?"
Rias: "Alright."
She threw her arms up the air and relented so I carried her princess style into the shower in which we did things such as "cleaning" and cleaning.
Due to all this morning ruckus's, it is almost time for me to head to my first class which is math. I had Rias dress me up in my uniform, not because I can't do it but because she gets flustered dressing me up in anything which I find irresistible.
Rias: "You look so good in that uniform that it makes me feel even more like a sinner."
Illya: "Thanks! And don't about your sins. I for one am responsible for multiple murders and if I remember correctly a few genocides as well."
Rias: "Really?"
Illya: "Yeah. In my opinion, they deserved it also I'm counting species other than humans on that list. Ones such as goblins etc."
Rias: "I see... I guess that's understandable on some planet."
Rias: "Have fun at school!"
I was about to say goodbye to Rias before I left but, I ended up thinking about something I've been avoiding these past few years...
Illya: "Hmm..."
Rias: "What's wrong?"
Illya: "I just realized that I haven't killed anything in a decent amount of time."
Rias: "Umm...Isn't that a good thing?"
Illya: "Nope. I'm a Celestial so killing shit is like eating for me. It's a miracle that I've abstained this long without going on a genocidal rampage."
Rias: "..."
Illya: "Hey don't get the wrong idea! I only kill things that are evil or things that annoy me too much."
Rias: "Thank God! I thought for a second I fell in love with a madwoman..."
Illya: "I'm extremely sane for Celestial standards if I'm being honest."
Rias: "That's not a good implication..."
Illya: "Oh, don't worry. All of the other Celestial's have been wiped out. I'm the only one left."
Rias: "Is it wrong of me to think that's a good thing?"
She said worrying rather or not her thinking would hurt my feelings or something along those lines. So I just gave her a smile in response.
Illya: "I don't know much about them but, going on what I do know is it's most likely a good thing they're gone."
Illya: "It's not gonna stop me from killing the ones that did it though."
Rias: "I'm gonna ignore that whole revenge plan and I urge you to continue to school for now."
Illya: "Ahh good idea! Goodbye Rias I love you!"
I gave her a nice full tongue kiss that due to time constraints was short much to Rias and my disappointment. Afterward, I made my way towards my classroom. In usual schools you'd have to move to different classrooms for each subject but, in this school, you stay in the same class for all subjects. This unfortunately or fortunately depending on the outcome means I'm stuck with the girls I get in this class at least during class time.
Illya: "Ah there's my seat!"
I found my seat pretty quickly. Although I rushed here it's still really early, apart from me there are only 5 other students present. After waiting until it was 6:40AM the classroom was completely filled and, by that I meant the other 34 students finally showed up.
Quite a few beauty's in this class but, most of them seem really stuck up which is a given considering everyone in this school is stupid rich by a huge margin. I don't see anyone resembling Akane nor is any girl here to my taste.
Illya: "FUCK!"
I said that in my mind so of course, no one heard the bemoaning of my distress from the lack of potential harem members. While I was cursing my shitty luck which should be the highest of any being in this dimension, the math teacher showed
Math Teacher: "Everyone please quiet down!"
Although she said that since everyone here is part of 1% no one was really making any loud noises or socializing much. Guess they're too proud too or something.
Math Teacher: "My name is Inaba Rin. Please just refer to me as Miss Inaba or just teacher, I'm fine with either."
After her introduction, she immediately started the lesson. I'm guessing she didn't have us tell each other our names due to the fact we're all important people and if we want to know someone's name we would just ask them instead of letting potential bullying happen because of their names or who has more power etc.
Illya: "Am I really that desperate?"
I say in my head again. I said this because I finally decided to appreciate Rin's looks. She has deep black hair tied into a ponytail similar to how Rias puts her hair up. She's wearing glasses that have the bottom bit of the frame missing so it's just her lenses. Her business dress suit really brings out her form and breasts which are only slightly smaller than Rias's All around she looks like hardcore OL.
Illya: "Am I really going to try to add my math teacher to my harem?"
I mean I really don't have to if I don't want to. Though she does suit my taste and is the only one here that does...Well shit! I didn't think I'd ever say this but, I guess I have to figure out how to seduce my teacher. I wonder if this will be hard or not...
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