Chapter 12: Shitty Start.

I woke up feeling pained due to what I had to use as a bed. My "bed" was just a piece of cardboard and my "blanket" was some old newspapers. But, Who am I?

????: "OH! That's right! I'm Illya!"

Fortunately, I regained my memories as promised and I was most likely 3 years old. I got up from my makeshift or as I put it "Piece of fucking shit." bed and went over to where a broken handheld mirror was. I picked it up and looked at the reflection hoping that I still retained my beautiful face and body.

Illya: "YAY! I'm still beautiful!"

I retained my beautiful eyes and hair and I basically just look like a smaller version of myself. Though due to me being enthralled by my own looks I completely ignored my surroundings and voiced my excitement out loud.

????: "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! CANT YOU SEE IT'S SO EARLY IN THE MORNING!!"

A man I seemed to recall as apparently my "Father" was about to smash an empty bottle of probably alcohol on my head. I don’t seem to know his name though, I now knew the reason for all the bruises that I had on my body. I was just three but could I really let him get away with damaging my oh-so-beautiful body?

Father?: "UGH!"

Thanks to my previous existence dodging his slow and barbaric attack were childs play. Pun 100% intended. You might be wondering why he made a sound as if was in pain and the answer was simple. After I dodged his attack a used a needle that was probably used for drugs that was on the floor and stabbed it into his left eye.

Father?: "YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU FUCK UP MY EYE!"

This time he came after me with his fists. Dodging was once again easy and me being covered slightly in his blood with a huge sinister smile on my face only angered him further.

Illya: "So slow."

I got bored of his constant failed attacks so, I picked up a knife from the "kitchen" and used it to cut his throat. It didn't take more than a few minutes for him to choke to death from his own blood.

????: "YOU LITTLE BITCH! HOW COULD MY OWN DAUGHTER KILL MY LOVE?!?!"

This dirty-looking woman who didn't even look like me at all but at least had the same color hair as me was my mother and she was wielding another knife but not attacking. I guess she actually wanted an answer so I guess I'll give her one.

Illya: "He attacked me first."

Mother?: "THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO KILL HIM! HE WAS YOUR FATHER!"

Illya: "You think I give a shit about someone like that? I mean I feel the same towards you as well."

Mother?: "YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!"

My own "Mother" fully intended to kill me as she lounged at me just my "Father" did. What? Do you think I'll be merciful since she's my mother? This piece of shit once tried to sell my body before my father told her to wait until I was older and more desirable. These two didn't even bother to name me for God's sake.

Mother?: "AAA!"

I lunged towards her as well dodging her knife and plunged my knife into her heart killing her not instantly but decently fast. Once it was all said and done I had successfully killed my own parents and was yet again covered in blood. Looking at the broken mirror I was happy to be covered in the blood of my enemies once again.

Illya: "Now let's think about my current situation."

Once I collected the memories I had of this world I came to a conclusion. This was a modern world without magic or any fantasy things and the year was 2018 and the country I am currently in is America. My parents ran away together from Japan because my mother's family wouldn't accept their relationship.

Illya: "Well this fucking sucks!"

I wondered if I could still check my status so I said those oh-so magic words.

Illya: "Status!"

*Ding!*

: General:

Name: Illya

Race: Celestial

Sex: Female

Age: 3

Level: 1

HP: 5/5

MP: 1/1

INT: 899

STR: 2

DEF: 1

Luck: 10,777

Charm: 9999

Illya: "..."

Well, at least I kept my Charm, Luck, and Int. But, what was a poor child supposed to do without parents? I mean I could probably figure out something but despite still being a Celestial I'm absolutely starving as well as thirsty. Those two had no food since they spent it all on alcohol and drugs.

Illya: "FUCK!"

Yuna: "I'M SORRY!!"

Illya: "Wait what? Yuna?"

She wasn't in the room but I could hear her voice in my head and If I wasn't already used to magic and shit I'd probably have thought that I had gone insane.

Yuna: "I had no idea that stupid bitch would run away with a piece of shit."

Illya: "Wow pretty vulgar for the Queen of The Creators. And what do you mean?"

Yuna: "You were supposed to be born in a prestigious household and live in luxury but your mother left that life to live with the "Love of her life" who turned out to be a conman only after her money."

Illya: "Money? I live in a fucking shack!"

She said her next sentence while holding her laughter back. She isn't laughing at my current situation but at the fact that a three-year-old is swearing like an old man which, I admit is quite funny.

Yuna: "She left and forfeited her right to her family's money. Once he figured that out it was already too late and her family wouldn't respond to them anymore and were completely cut off."

Illya: "Lucky me."

Yuna: "Don't worry I already fixed it!"

Illya: "Oh? How so?"

Yuna: "Your family knows about you but they don't care because they already have an heir."

Illya: "Oh God! What did you do?"

Yuna: "Even at the ripe age of 14 he was quite the piece of shit. Your brother's name was Eric"

Illya: "Was?"

Yuna: "I set him up to be caught by the women he was cheating on. One of them was a yandere and she committed "Lovers suicide" with him. With this, your family needs a new heir which will be you. They're already on their way to pick you up."

Illya: "Wasn't that going a little too far?"

Yuna: "Oh come on you've done worse for less. I mean you just gutted your own parents."

Illya: "Yeah but, that's expected of me."

Yuna: "And who do think you got that from?"

Illya: "I don't know, Who?"

Yuna: "You got that from your mother."

I ended up looking towards the corpse of my mother from this world before I realized that it couldn't be her.

Yuna: "No not her."

Illya: "Then who?"

Yuna: "Her name was Mia and she was a Celestial and my wife. More specifically she was the Queen of the Celestials. Her mercilessness rubbed off on me."

Illya: "Another was."

Yuna: "She was killed by an enemy of mine as well as all of the other Celestials with the justification that they were too dangerous to keep alive."

Illya: "Were they right?"

Yuna: "Yes but, Those bastards killed my wife and I almost lost you our daughter."

Illya: "Won’t I be hunted then?"

Yuna: "I've been keeping your existence a secret using magic until you're strong enough to fight back."

Illya: "Fight back?"

Yuna: "I want revenge and I want them dead even more."

Illya: "You want to draft your own child into a war between powerful beings?"

Yuna: "It's wrong I know. I can't stop them much longer. Once they decide to put their plan into action I won't be able to stop them with you."

Illya: "Plan?"

Yuna: "It won't be for a long time so I'll tell you when you're ready."

Illya: "I see."

Yuna: "Now I'll arrange this room properly. I"m sorry this is all the time I can talk with you for a long time. Goodbye my child I love you!"

My sight was blinded by a bright light and once it was gone my rag dress was still covered in blood but less of it. My parent's bodies were set up to look like my mother fought my father to save my life. Then maids wielding handguns burst into my shack house.

Maid A: "OH NO!"

Maid B: "Calm down! Check their vitals."

Maid C: "T-they're both dead mam..."

Maid D: "Damn that fucking piece of shit of man!"

Seems like the combat maids didn't notice me until the one who I think is the head maid looked my way. She is quite beautiful if I had to compare her to someone she'd almost beat Akane. She had long black hair tied into a ponytail and brownish-black eyes. She spoke to me in a very kind way that a mother would talk like.

Head Maid: "Don't worry anymore child. We will take you to your family."

Illya: "F-family?"

I feign being a traumatized child and look at my mother and father's corpses while shaking with tears welling up in my eyes.

Head Maid: "Not them. Your real family is what I mean. My name is Rias and from today onward I'll be your personal maid."

Illya: "M-maid?"

Rias: "No need to talk if you can't right now. Just let it all out."

I then hugged Rias and started sobbing. I cried until I passed out. Pretty good acting if I do say so myself. What? You thought I was crying for real? No! that was a good excuse to shove my face into her breasts. Oh, I had missed that soft feeling.

Illya: "..."

I woke up on a huge and comfortable bed a big change from the last time that I had woken up. I look around and notice landmarks that tell me that I was in Japan.

Illya: "How?"

Was I really asleep that long? I mean a plane wouldn't take that many hours but It didn't look like I was in a mansion or rich persons house. It looked like I was in an expensive hotel. As I was thinking that Rias came into the room.

Illya: "Rias?"

She quickly hid the knife she was holding behind her back. Rias was shocked that I managed to notice her. Even the greatest of assassins wouldn't be able to notice her I was able to because of all my combat experiences in my past life.

Rias: "Y-young lady! It's good to see you up and about."

Illya: "My name is Illya and cut the shit! Why are you trying to kill me?"

Rias: "They're people who want you gone so they can claim your families money."

Illya: "And you're working for them?"

Rias: "No my dear. I just didn't want you to suffer."

I could tell that she wasn't lying and this was her own twisted way to show that she cared for me. Not like I haven't seen different and messed up kinds of love before.

Illya: "Will I also have to worry about you trying to kill me on top of those people you spoke of?"

Rias: "I swear to you I will do nothing but protect you from now on."

Illya: "Why the change of plan?"

Rias: "Your reaction to my assassination attempt proved to me that you're capable to live in this role."

Illya: "How so?"

Rias: "You killed your parents right?"

Illya: "Of course! Though they attacked me first I just defended myself."

Rias: "A three-year-old child, killing two grown adults isn't something a normal person can do. On top of that, you've even made it look like your mother died protecting you."

Illya: "You saw through that huh? I'm impressed."

I saw with an evil smile which made her take a few steps back before she regained her composure.

Illya: "Don't look so scared. I don't kill beautiful women."

Rias: "And why's that?"

Illya: "Can't add them to my harem if they're dead you know."

Rias: "You won't be making an heir?"

Illya: "I will be the last head of this family."

Seems she realized that I'm a lesbian but instead of being disgusted at me she looked rather happy. Maybe she had a grudge against my family or something?

Rias: "You plan to let the Katsumi family name vanish after you die?"

Illya: "Oh so that's my last name also, I won't be dying."

Rias: "Foolishness what do you even mea..."

Before she could finish her sentence I skillfully took her combat knife away from her and then proceeded to cut my own wrist with it which, sent blood flying onto the floor not like it matters.

Rias: "MY LADY!"

Illya: "Calm down and watch."

Rias: "W-what how?"

Instead of the wound bleeding out it quickly healed and didn't even leave a mark. Even with my stats reset my soul is still immortal.

Illya: "I will be the last since no will or can replace an immortal being like me."

Rias then got on her knees like a knight to a king and said.

Rias: "My lady. I will serve you for the rest of my life."

Illya: "You sure? When I am older that will also include serving me with your body."

Rias: "I'm sure my lady."

Illya: "Very well. I welcome you open arms...and lips"

I then took her lips and kissed her for 30 minutes. She must not be experienced in anything sexual since she couldn't only last that long.

Illya: "Now, please tell me where we're currently at."

Rias: "Yes my lady. We're currently staying in the famous Nakasone hotel."

Illya: "Why not my family's estate?"

Rias: "I concluded that you would wake up before we reach it so instead of going straight thereafter the plane flight I booked us a room here."

Illya: "Wanted me to wake up comfortably huh? Good thinking!"

Rias: "T-thank you, my lady."

Illya: "Call me Illya from now on."

Rias: "B-but my lady..."

Illya: "No buts! This is an order."

Rias: "Y-yes my lad..Illya."

Illya: "Good girl!"

Rias was blushing whilst I stood on my bed and pat her head. I am just a small child you know its kinda hard to domineering.

Illya: "How long would it take us to drive to the Katsumi estate."

Rias: "About 6 hours but, you should have something to eat before we leave."

Illya: "Some fast food on the way would fine."

Rias: "B-but...Wouldn't you rather have a luxurious meal?"

Illya: "Food is food. Besides nothing can compare to what I can make."

Rias: "I struggle to think that a small child could make better food than a 5-star chief."

Illya: "Haven't cooked in this life yet but my food outclasses all but one."

Rias: "This life?"

Illya: "I was reincarnated, maybe one day I will tell you of my previous life."

Rias: "I see. I hope one day you trust me enough to tell me about it."

Illya: "Anyway, let's go now."

Rias: "Yes Illya right away!"

And that was how my new life started and I look forward to what will happen in the future I hope it's entertaining. I have to have enough stories to tell Akane of course. I was surprised that Rias didn't think that was crazy saying that I was reincarnated. I'll have to ask her someday. Oh, this life is gonna be so fun!