Chapter 10: Moving along.

*Illya's POV*

Once the afterglow of such a wonderful experience Reina and Karie got back into business mode which was fine with me since me and Akane we're satisfied for now.

Reina: "Okay so what? Do we just go get our family members now?"

Akane: "Nope. I'll go get them with Karie and teleport back here first."

Illya: "Once they're safe you two can safely get revenge again."

Karie: "Do we need to get revenge again? I'm honestly fine with leaving them alive."

Illya: "If you two don’t want revenge why even bother to pester your family?"

Reina: "I'm still worried about them..."

Akane: "Illya could just give them protective gear so you don’t have to worry about them anymore."

Illya: "Of course nothing that would make them immortal."

Karie: "I think me and Reina will be fine with that arrangement."

Illya: "Alright I'll make some gear for them then."

It only took an hour to make multiple different tick knacks. Kitchen knives, Aprons, Lingerie, Rings, Necklaces, etc. Once they were done I handed them to Karie and Reina.

Reina: "Thanks Illya! I'll never forget you and Akane."

Karie: "Yeah I think the same!"

Akane: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Reina: "We can't stay with you two."

Illya: "Why not?"

Karie: "Honestly you two are too crazy and we can't keep up any longer."

Reina: "Though we still are extremely happy that we met you two. Me and Karie have decided to get married and then travel the world."

Illya: "Is that so."

Karie: "After we deliver these protective charms to our family members of course."

I figured that this would happen. Me and Akane are pretty crazy even if you give us the benefit of the doubt. Even so, I felt quite sad and so did Akane but, to cheer us up they gave us both deep kisses.

Reina: "Don't get us wrong. We still are part of your harem."

Karie: "You did make us immortal remember? We just want to spend some years with just us two but, eventually, we will be united once again."

Akane: "Seems like you two have already made your decision and I'll respect that. Just know that I do in fact love you two very much!"

Illya: "The same goes for me. It was short but, I will dearly miss you two. I wish you all the best and congratulations on getting married!"

Reina: "Goodbye I love you Illya and Akane!"

Karie: "Please don't commit another genocide whilst we're gone."

Illya and Akane: "No promises!"

They both burst into laughter and then me and my wife waved the two goodbye whilst holding back tears.

Akane: "Now what?"

After thinking about what I wanted to do next. I came to the conclusion that I was pretty bored in this world.

Illya: "Let's go to a different world!"

Akane: "Well shit! You sure got bored of this world fast huh?"

Illya: "Can you really blame me?"

Akane: "Maybe...Do you even know how to transfer to a different dimension?"

Illya: "Not the slightest idea."

Akane: "Ahh I figured. Let me look it up on the Goddess Net."

She did that number eye thing again whilst I played with magic.

Akane: "Here are the steps to become a dimension traveler."

Step one: Be immortal.

Illya: "We got that one down."

Step two: Save or greatly improve the dimension that you're born in.

Illya: "Well that's vague."

Akane: "I'd say. Do you have any ideas on how we accomplish step two my o mighty slaughter crazy Celestial wife?"

Illya: "Easy peasy! I just have to make an extremely good kingdom. Or something like that."

Akane: "Why we just do something simple like kill the Demon king or advance the technology of this world?"

Illya: "There's a demon king in this world?"

Akane: "Yes there's a demon king."

Shocki....

Akane: "Shocking right?."

Illya: "STOP READING MY MIND!!"

Akane: "But you leave it so open."

Illya: "Wait you can actually read my mind?"

Akane: "No silly! I can just read your expressions to guess what you're thinking."

Illya: "That's good to know I mean I've thought about some pretty messed up things if I'm being honest."

Akane: "I can imagine my dear."

Illya: "Anyway... Alright here's my five-step plan."

Step One: Kill or seduce Demon King.

Step Two: Create a new kingdom with modern laws and ethics.

Step Three: Become the greatest Kingdom by advancing the world's tech greatly but only keep it to our Kingdom.

Step Four: Get every other kingdom to join us. Whether with force or with good old-fashioned power incentives which is the nice way to say threats.

Step Five: Leave the world after successfully making it a haven of peace and equality.

Akane: "..."

Illya: "What do you think?"

Akane: "Why do you want to seduce the Demon King?"

Illya: "Only if they're a beautiful woman of course."

Akane: "Ahh good thinking!"

Illya: "My best ideas revolve around beautiful women you know."

Akane: "Disregarding that last comment I mean it's a simple plan sure but, wouldn't doing all that be hard?"

Illya: "Don't you recall that we're immortal and also extremely powerful? First things first we have to go to another big kingdom like Ithial."

Akane: "For what purpose?"

Illya: "We have to start small and build up our reputation. First, we have to become adventurers."

Akane: "And why can't we do that in Ithial?"

Illya: "Because Reina and Karie live there at least for now. Chris would reconsign me, I think he is royalty so that would cause us some trouble."

Akane: "Okay you've made some good points. Let's pick a random direction and walk."

Illya: "Huh? We have time. I want to go on a date with you first."

Akane: "Oh? I'd love to go on a date with you. Where to?"

Illya: "THE BEACH!"

Akane: "Where the Hell will we find a beach?"

Illya: "There's a port which gets a lot of travelers because the town is quite nice."

Akane: "And where did you get that info?"

Illya: "Karie told me about it. You really should have talked with them more you know."

Akane: "I guess so...What's the port called?"

Illya: "Port Bexley and the beach is called Beach Windrip."

Akane: "Okay let's have our date there then but, only if you make a swimsuit for me that actually covers me. I know that you would just make it skimpy."

Illya: "Ye of little faith. Though I was actually planning for us to just go nude."

Akane: "THERE WILL BE OTHER PEOPLE AT THE BEACH YOU DUMMY!"

Illya: "I was joking..."

Akane: "Really?"

Illya: "Nope!"

Akane: "..."

Illya: "I won’t make you do anything that you're uncomfortable with you so don’t have to worry I will make sure to make a swimsuit for us that strikes a perfect balance between modesty and sexiness!"

Akane: "Alright I trust you. Let's head there right now."

Illya: "Yes dear."

And so our beach date/vacation began. We stayed in Bexley for 65 days which might seem like a lot of time for a date or vacation but we're immortals so for us it was honestly too short. We want to go on another beach date in a more modern world since it'll probably be more interesting.

Akane: "That was fun!"

Illya: "Yep!"

Akane: "Back to business?"

Illya: "Unfortunately. Once we can get out of this dimension we're gonna do no more work ever again and just enjoy each other's company."

Akane: "That sounds nice. Though it would be even better if we had a harem."

Illya: "Don’t forget Reina and Karie! We'll be taking them with us when we leave. Of course, if they want to that is."

Akane: "Good to know! So where to now?"

Illya: "THE BEACH! Wait no... I mean to the Kingdom of Cromerth!"

Akane: "The kingdom that people said to avoid? Why?"

Illya: "To become adventurers and once we get our names out there we don’t have to go far to start a kingdom."

Akane: "You can’t mean..."

Illya: "That's right! We're gonna take over Cromerth once the time comes."

Akane: "I mean we can that pretty easily...But the name."

Illya: "It sucks I know! We'll change it don't worry your pretty little head."

Akane: "Onward to Cromerth then?"

Illya: "ONWARD!"

Then we set off towards our soon-to-be ours Kingdom of Cromerth to become well-known adventurers and then take over said Kingdom. Though I do hope we'll get to shed some blood in the process as well as find the Demon King who is hopefully beautiful.

*Bonus beach side story Akane's POV*

My ever so lovable wife had the wonderful idea to go to the beach. I thought that she was joking but apparently, they actually was one which is weird since this is a medieval fantasy world but, when they said beach they actually meant "Uneventful place where water meets land and nothing else." so me and her had to make our own fun by that which was quite the annoying task.

Illya: "Well this fucking sucks!"

Akane: "That it does."

There was absolutely no one at the beach at all! they apparently travel here just for the town and not the beach. When we asked about Windrip the Innkeeper said "The beach around the port is safe because it is guarded at all times. But go far enough away from the port and you'll find dangerous monsters." Due to our status in this world as extremely powerful, we weren't scared by her warning so we headed a few miles away from the port via flying, and then we landed.

Illya: "I wonder what kind of monsters will be here?"

Akane: "I hope it isn’t a tentacle monster..."

I said with complete fear in my voice which is funny because I'm currently wearing a sexy swimsuit that Illya made for me. We change while flying which was more easier to do than it sounds. Apparently, she leaned more on the sexy side rather than the modest side but, giving her she most likely held back a lot when making it so I'll forgive her. Whilst I was lost in my thoughts monsters came out from under the sand.

Illya: "YAY!"

Akane: "WHY'RE YOU HAPPY ABOUT GIANT CRAB MONSTERS SHOWING UP?!?!"

Illya: "CRAB MEAT!!"

Akane: "OH! WAIT LET ME HELP!"

It didn't take more than 30 minutes to completely clean the beach of Crabs which are called Laklea. Once it was all said and done we killed a few thousand of them. Me and my wife then broke them all down using her cooking magic then we stored the meat with our storage magic so they won’t decay.

Illya: "This trip was already worth it for infinite crab meat!"

Akane: "Guess so... Are you gonna cook it, my dear?"

Illya: "Once we’re done swimming and playing I will."

Akane: "There are most definitely monsters in the water you know?"

Illya: "You say monsters I say ingredients."

Was what she said before diving into the ocean. I don't want to be molested by a giant octopus or something so I let her do the "Cleaning" alone while I set up a small home and place for us to relax at. She finally came back after 4 hours. Her body looked incredibly sexy with the sun beating down on her and the water flowing down her chest and butt. I can’t for tonight!

Illya: "I'm back!"

Akane: "Hey welcome back dear!"

Illya: "Wow! You set up a perfect place for us. This vacation is going so well! Thanks for setting all this up I love you so much!"

Boundaries was something that we long since left at the door with each other so after she said that we kissed and groped each other for a good amount of time while laying on the beach towel I prepared after which I asked her a question.

Akane: "What did you manage to hunt?"

Illya: "EVERYTHING! We're gonna have the biggest seafood feast later."

Akane: "Later?"

Illya: "We still have to swim and play."

Akane: "Yes dear."

She said that with puppy eyes and I couldn't resist giving in to her demands to play. We did so for 8 hours before we got tired and then came to my question again which Illya answered by emptying all the creatures she hunted onto the ground from her storage.

Akane: "Did you just fucking genocide an entire ecosystem?"

Illya: "Nope! That's just half of all the sea creatures in a 2-mile radius. I had to make sure you were safe after all. Most of these we can't eat anyway."

Akane: "Is that a mermaid?"

Illya: "Yeah they weren't beautiful at all! They were quite stupid and aggressive so I destroyed their entire Kingdom."

Akane: "YOU WHAT!?"

Illya: "Hey! The locals said that mermaids killed people all the time and were a huge problem for the people of Bexley. I'd call this genocide making this world better wouldn't you?"

Akane: "Ahh I guess you're right..."

I let her out of my sight for just a few hours and she already did a genocide... I'm starting to realize the reason that Celestials are "Kill on site!" I have to make her less kill-happy before we leave this world or she'll end up being killed by someone stronger than us or worse imprisoned due to the fact that's she's immortal. As long as she doesn’t destroy a modern dimension she should be fine... Hopefully.

Illya: "What's wrong?"

Akane: "Nothing at all just thinking about something. Which of these can we eat?"

Illya: "Oh while you were lost in your own head I went ahead and got rid of the ones we can’t eat. I even had time to prepare them for cooking."

Akane: "The pile did decrease...Give me a list, please? I want to know what I'm going to be eating for the rest of our vacation."

Illya: "Here's a list I made ahead of time."

Akane: "You already made a list? How long was I thinking?"

Illya: "I used time magic. You weren't lost in your own head for maybe more than a few minutes. calm down."

Akane: "Ahh I see. Gimme the list please."

Illya: "Here!"

The list was filled with Illya flirting with me via bad sea creature-related puns. The worst of which was "I want to eat out your octopussy." but, I'll just skip torturing you with the rest of them and just tell you the actual list which is as follows.

Laklea: Giant Crab.

Ralea: Giant Lobster.

Kesanes: Giant Swordfish.

Hissipir: Giant Shrimp.

Strutoidae: Giant Octopus.

Stunkipir: Giant Squid

Zezobil: Giant Shark.

Eagphan: Seaweed

Vanenian: Giant Eel.

Phophin: Giant Jellyfi...

There were 187 different species of edible sea creatures on the list and there was the same number of sexual puns as well. I have two questions for my wife. One how'd did she know the names of all these sea creatures. And two why did she make a sexual joke for EVERY one of them? Her answers went like this.

Illya: "Most of these creatures are too dangerous for anyone to hunt let alone name."

Akane: "Go on."

Illya: "I just made all the names up...Not counting Laklea of course."

Akane: "And the puns?"

Illya: "You know that killing makes me aroused which made me think of you thus the creation of the puns was set in stone. Teehee (◕‿◕✿)"

Akane: "I don’t know whether or not I should be aroused or disgusted..."

Illya: "Oh is that a new fetish you have or something?"

Akane: "Enough. You've had your fun now, please cook dinner so we can enjoy ourselves."

Illya: "Just one meal or should I cook a feast?"

Akane: "A feast, please. I'm interested in all the different meals that you can make with these various ingredients."

Illya: "Okay but, I want to be rewarded tonight please."

Akane: "I'm probably gonna regret this but, what kind of reward?"

Illya: "Can you satisfy a fetish of mine?"

Akane: "And what fetish could that be my dear?"

Illya: "Nothing too crazy. I just want us to dress up as maids for our love session tonight."

Akane: "That wasn't as bad I thought it was going to be and you're in luck since I always wanted to have sex with you with us dressed as maids."

Illya: "Oh what luck! I wonder what other fetishes we also share?"

Akane: "Why not take the time on this vacation of ours to find out?"

Illya: "That's a great idea! I'll get to cooking now."

Like that, I finally coaxed my wife into making food that I can't even get enough of. We spent our vacation days swimming, playing, eating, killing the occasional monster that wandered near us, and of course, our favorite thing to do which wasn't sex but instead enjoying our time together while also having sex... It was a very fun vacation but, if I'm being honest ever since I stopped being a System it's felt like a vacation just staying with Illya. I have to turn her into a not-slaughter-happy being before we leave this dimension I can’t live without her anymore and I like to think that Illya can't live without me either. It'll be a long time before we can become dimension travelers though so until then I'll just enjoy my time with her.