《Help?! My Harem is Trying to Kill Me!》just like you
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The sunlight crept through my eyelids and I slowly blinked my sleepy haze away. I tossed and turned before I realized I was being weighed down.
“Mmmm…” Saya groaned as she drooled on my chest.
How does she manage to sneak in here?
As I tried to peel Saya off of me, her eyes suddenly shot open. My heart skipped a beat and I froze.
Did I do something wrong???
There was a long awkward pause as Saya stared directly into my eyes without saying anything.
Finally, Saya exhaled a large breath. Her eyes relaxed and took on a much gentler, relaxed and warmer feel. Her eyes grew moist and a smile spread across her lips. “Good morning.”
It took me a month to process things, and before I could return the gesture Saya planted a kiss on my lips.
The taste of stale cigarettes filled my mouth and…
“You have morning breath! Get off of me!” I pulled my lips away from Saya.
Saya burst out laughing and started making kissy faces at me as she tried
“Stop!” I mushed Saya’s face, but it didn’t stop her. In fact, it made her fight even harder! “You taste like fucking cigarettes!”
“I don’t care!” Saya was laughing like a madman as she grabbed my arms and tried to pin them down.
Why is she so strong?! This is way harder than it should be! “This isn’t funny!”
Saya managed to lightly peck me on the lips before I pushed her away. “Yes it is!”
I found myself locked into a battle with Saya. Either she was going to get her kiss, or I was going to force her to stop. This is a battle of attrition!
In the midst of our battle, I noticed Miyuki standing in my doorway. She was silently staring at us with a blank look on her face.
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I felt like a burglar that had been caught. Goosebumps popped up all over me.
I was so distracted by Miyuki’s sudden appearance that I let my guard down. Suddenly without warning, Saya planted a moist kiss on my lips. Her tongue entered my mouth without any resistance.
I quickly pulled away from Saya. “..Yuki!”
When I called out to Miyuki, she threw me a death glare before walking away.
I was stunned into silence, and Saya took advantage of the situation. Kisses began to rain down on me one after the other. “Please stop.”
To my surprise, Saya abruptly stopped. “You must really like that little bitch.”
As if a switch had just been flipped, the mood suddenly shifted. “What did you just say?”
“So now you’re deaf?” Saya sneered and her voice turned icy. “Or were you too busy thinking about your little sister?”
My temples bulged, and my blood started pumping. “...Get off of me.”
“I guess I was right.” Saya looked over her shoulder to where Miyuki was just standing. “She’s pretty cute, so I guess I can’t blame you.”
”Saya. I’m warning you.” I spat those words out, doing my best to keep my voice in check.
“Saya, I'm warning you. '' Saya laughed as she repeated my words back to me. “You don’t even sound like you believe in yourself.” She turned back to me. Her eyes were like that of a viper, dark, cruel, menacing and calculating. “How do you plan to fuck her? Do you think she’d let you? I mean.. you’re technically her brother. Plus.. look at you.”
Saya’s eyes slit into pure bliss, and her voice was growing chillier by the second. “Maybe you plan on doing it another way? I’m not surprised. You want to fu-“
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My hands wrapped around Saya’s throat. “Shut the fuck up.”
Saya’s eyes bulged and she grabbed my worst as she struggled to breath.
I’m so tired of this. If she just acted like her character!
Saya’s face began to change colors, and that's when I finally released Saya. I flung her on the bed and she gasped for air.
As I sat over Saya, her expression was the exact opposite of what it should be.
Rather than being afraid and in pain, Saya had a look of pure ecstasy on her face. Her cheeks were dyed a deep red, her chest heaved up and down with a strange allure. A big smile nearly took up the entirety of her face, and her eyes were gleaming. “I..love you.”
Out of nowhere, Saya burst into a fit of laughter. Chanting I love you like some sort of sick mantra.
The gravity of what I had just done finally sunk in. Combined with the uncomfortable situation I’m currently in created an indecipherable murky feeling in my chest. The urge to puke filled me to the brim and a scummy feeling spread all over me. “Y…you’re fucked in the head.”
Saya smiled sweetly as she caressed her neck. “Just like you.”
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