As soon as the party started, problems cropped up. The first problem was that I hadn't updated the mana ventilation since bronze-category. I had to teleport to a store and buy runes for that. The next problem was that the drinks were only silver-category. I was fine with it since I had been taught to only drink lightly, but Doom wanted heavy drinks. I had to teleport to that store yet again, and buy more runes. The next problem cropped up when a silver-category came and said the house's floodgates didn't meet Ipigal standards.

"What the hell!" Doom roared, spitting fire at the silver-category. I quenched the fire, and for the third time that night, had to buy runes. The cashier was surprised at how many runes I was buying.

Minor problems like that came up, but overall the night passed well. What was weird was that the milk and cookies I had put outside, if any poor children came by, had disappeared within two minutes. I had put enough to last the night, yet someone ate that many?

I put more out, and within two minutes, that was eaten as well.

That kept going on for an hour, when I put the cookies in a place I could check. I was subconsciously watching them, and I saw a puppy with a goatee eat them. Then a baby dragon with a goatee. Whatever as going on, it had a goatee.

I decided to tell Bob.

"Hey, Bob," I said in a low tone, "animals with goatees keep eating milk and cookies I put out for poor children." I had a sinking suspicion of who it was.

When Bob's pefigh came by, he launched into a rant.

"Quegoat! How many times have I told you to not eat all the milk and cookies?"

Quegoat turned into a puppy and looked at Bob like a stray that needed help.

"Quegoat, you know that won't work."

After that, the night proceeded fine. After some time, we went into a corner and started reciting what had happened to us.

"Once we got to Earth," I began, "It was a low-magic planet. To the point that I was able to send someone to the hospital just by flying." Everyone except Wopoimcl, who was almost omniscient, looked shocked that such low-magic placed existed. "Aryav arrived soon. At that point I was exited about silver-category monsters, as the magic was so low, and I was silver seven."

Aryav interjected. "We were leading the world, the Chennai and Delhi branches of the organization we were in. Arjun was in Chennai, and I was in Delhi. We were getting paid a lot by them, and the magic was rising."

I started again. "I found a magic cult in the deepest trench on Earth. They were hell-bent on destruction. I fought the Cult of the Red Jade. In Chennai, we ran around the city. Once they found me, they did a weird call. The whole cult came, and I culled most of them. However, the leader was something else. He reached jade-category at the beginning of the fight. In a trance, I fought the jade-category for months, until I won."

Aryav started the pariah of earth episode. "Arjun was banned from everywhere on Earth. Once he came back, he was gold-category. He created a pothole that swallowed up parts or all of 39 countries and the ocean, which got him unbanned out of fear. He then started helping earth again.

I recounted the rest of the time. "I used a rainbow house in Chennai for my base. Branches of the organization were secretly hoarding diamond-categories who were complete crap, and the diamond-categories fought me once they were reanimated with cores. Cores that kept the universe together. They came from domes that changed people's race and the environment."

I then recalled the environment of the domes.

"I then had to go into a dome. I made it with only half a second, I think, remaining, due to an epiphany. I had to fight anomalies to expand my space, which was easy. The tribulations weren't that hard, but the deviants killed me.

Each deviant was a challenge. The first was a silver-category that almost killed me. It was only because I was experienced fighting deviants I survived the later ones. Before the final deviant, I had to kill a thousand anomalies. You all remember the Magicspestone dragons, right? It was a thousand of those. I used a berserking treasure. It put me out of commission for a couple months, and my pefighs say I would have died had all not worked together to save me.

It was a mana alteration berserker. I came out, and fought the spatial leader, which almost killed me again. It was just extremely overpowered. It finally got me past the wall at gold 3. I had turned 21 on the day I fought it.

I got a spirit domain, Earth's capital, called Naya Venice. It was a combination of rainbow and spatial constructs. Me and Aryav soon left Earth."

"Okay," Said Doom. "We should tell what happened on Glassfay."