I then did something insanely funny. I teleported to the airport and conjured so many

cloaks it looked like an airplane. I was one of the under-wing wheels. “What the hell?” Someone asked. “An airplane just appearing?” “Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,” I laughed. “Heck, a laughing plane? I must be having hallucinations.” Said another. “So am I,” said another. “Maybe it is real,” whispered another.

People started screaming their heads off while I kept laughing. It got so loud that I yelled, which made everyone clutch their ears, as a silver-category yell is nothing to be taken lightly. I then started pulling out without a tug. Another plane’s turbine started, and we started to get close to a collision because of its sucking power. We hit, and people shrieked and looked away, but I made the cloaks bouncy, so we just bounced away. It started to collapse on the turbines, so I solidified the cloaks. We got onto the runway. “The purple and black plane with stars and no registration is not authorized for takeoff,” air traffic control said. I started a voice chat with them. “Shut up,” I said. “I’m a superhero who can conjure things. I can also use telepathy, amongst other things, so shut up if you don’t want cardiac arrest, terrible luck and frozen blood.” That seemed to silence them, so I then started rolling down the tarmac.

***

One day, when I got to work, people were screaming because a plane had appeared. When it started rolling down the tarmac, I told it it wasn’t authorized for takeoff. The wheel said, “Shut up. I’m a superhero who can conjure things. I can also use telepathy, amongst other things, so shut up if you don’t want cardiac arrest, terrible luck and frozen blood.” We all fainted.

***

I landed in Delhi after a few hours of flying. I then went to the anti-monster network. “State your purpose.” One said. I just used my template ability to control him. I teleported to the top floor. Aryav was there! “Huh,” he asked. “Who are you, only silver-category on Earth, and the only soul stone user who doesn’t use cores?” “I’m Arjun Singh.” I said. “You know, the other outsider on your Glassfay team?” We caught up for the rest of the day. Then, he gave me something. A note saying this:

Hi, Aryav. I’m going through this portal. It goes home. There’s a new virus at home. Doom told his grandfather, who looked into the future, and told us it would become a pandemic today. By the way, (Rickroll)

“You mean it?” He asked. “No, it’s just a prank.” I replied. We kept talking, and then I did the same thing going to Chennai and in the Chennai airport. I checked my powers at work and found this:

Soul Stone Powers:

Waeswars (Blood) Silver 7 (4%)

Perception of Darkness (Darkness) Silver 7 (24%)

Sinfree Soul (Sin) Silver 7 (46%)

Cloak of Death (Death) Silver 7 (46%)

Bad Omen (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Execute (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Teleport of Shadows (Darkness) Silver 7 (3%)

Frozen Blood (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Cleansing Fire (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Orb of Death (Death) Silver 7 (4%)

Slow Death (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Shadowy Perfection (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Perfect Luck (Omen) Silver 7 (0%)

Blade of Death (Doom) Silver 7 (2%)

Immortality (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Live Shadow (Darkness) Silver 7 (4%)

Speed Die (Death) Silver 7 (6%)

Faster Die (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Butterflies of Disease (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Cancer (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Alzhimer’s (Blood) Silver 7 (8%)

Sleep of Death (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Rot Away (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Bleeding Death (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Frosty Blood (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Judgemental Life (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Darkness Melt of Evil (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Bad Person (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Good Fortune (Omen) Silver 7 (14%)

Insta-Death (Doom) Silver 7 (1%)

Soul Strength: Diamond 0

Template:

Rainbow construct: Silver 7 (9%)

All Martial Arts Known: Silver 7 (6%)

Sword of Death: Silver 7 (8%)

Tamed Golden Guardian of Death: Gold 1 (0%)

Badge of the Anti-Monster Network Head: Silver 7 (8%)

Class

Pick One:

Healer

Ninja

Swordsman

Archer

Support

Allarounder

Warrior

Titles:

Immortality of Category

Perfectly Elite

Mass Master

Outsider abilities:

Map

Party Interface

Party And Chat

Soul house and Levitation

Looting

Quest And Translation

Stats

Health and Defense (They are equal): 100000/100000

Mana: 100000/100000

Exp: 0/0

Human Quality:

Strength: 20000 Newton

Hearing: 2-50000 Decibels, 10-90000 HZ

Loudness: 4-40000 Decibels, 15-80000 HZ

VO2 Max: 900 ML/KG/MIN

Max Speed: 43000 kilometers per hour

Lifespan: 994 Years

Heat Tolerance: 12000 Degrees Celsius

Cold Tolerance: -7390 Degrees Celsius

Portal Range: 4620 Kilometers

Teleport Range: 4980 Kilometers

Weight: 110 Kilograms

Height: 2 Meters, Eight Centimeters

Inventory Max Weight: 240000 Kilograms

Age: 15

Flexibility Number: 243

Muscle Pump Function: 322%

Number of Health Problems: 0

Required Sleep Hours: 4

Recommended Sleep Hours: 1 AM to 5 AM

Deaths: 0

Party: Empty

Contacts (Nickname): Doom, Joe, Fesoul, Aryav, Bob, Ma, Papa, Dadi, Didi, Dada, Nani, Nana, Bhia, Bhai, Mausi, Mausa, Bade Papa, Bade Ma

Class Rank:

Civilian

Category: Silver 7 (0%)

Bank: 1 Jade, 12 Diamond, 76 Gold, 25920 Silver, 7888294 Bronze, 9903423 Copper, 2049829348 Iron

Carrying: 24563 Kilograms

Whoa. All my data in one place? Too good to be true. I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t asleep.

Now it was time to choose a class. I got the descriptions and ninja was the best fit, so I picked it.

Pick a class:

Healer

Ninja

Swordsman

Archer

Support

Allarounder

Warrior

Do you choose ninja?

If you do, touch the yes. If you don’t click the no.

YES NO

I clicked yes.

You are now a ninja.

You are now a troop

Collect one hundred EXP to become a squad leader

Soul Stone Powers:

Waeswars (Blood) Silver 7 (4%)

Perception of Darkness (Darkness) Silver 7 (24%)

Sinfree Soul (Sin) Silver 7 (46%)

Cloak of Death (Death) Silver 7 (46%)

Bad Omen (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Execute (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Teleport of Shadows (Darkness) Silver 7 (3%)

Frozen Blood (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Cleansing Fire (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Orb of Death (Death) Silver 7 (4%)

Slow Death (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Shadowy Perfection (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Perfect Luck (Omen) Silver 7 (0%)

Blade of Death (Doom) Silver 7 (2%)

Immortality (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Live Shadow (Darkness) Silver 7 (4%)

Speed Die (Death) Silver 7 (6%)

Faster Die (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Butterflies of Disease (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Cancer (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Alzhimer’s (Blood) Silver 7 (8%)

Sleep of Death (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Rot Away (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Bleeding Death (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Frosty Blood (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Judgemental Life (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Darkness Melt of Evil (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Bad Person (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Good Fortune (Omen) Silver 7 (14%)

Insta-Death (Doom) Silver 7 (1%)

Soul Strength: Diamond 0

Template:

Rainbow construct: Silver 7 (9%)

All Martial Arts Known: Silver 7 (8%)

Sword of Death: Silver 7 (8%)

Tamed Golden Guardian of Death: Gold 1 (0%)

Badge of the Anti-Monster Network Head: Silver 7 (8%)

Class

Ninja

Titles:

Immortality of Category

Perfectly Elite

Mass Master

Outsider abilities:

Map

Party Interface

Party And Chat

Soul house and Levitation

Looting

Quest And Translation

Stats

Health and Defense (They are equal): 100010/100010

Mana: 100010/100010

Exp: 0/100

Human Quality:

Strength: 20000 Newton

Hearing: 2-50000 Decibels, 9-90000 HZ

Loudness: 3-40000 Decibels, 12-80000 HZ

VO2 Max: 900 ML/KG/MIN

Max Speed: 43670 kilometers per hour

Lifespan: 1026 Years

Heat Tolerance: 12000 Degrees Celsius

Cold Tolerance: -7390 Degrees Celsius

Portal Range: 4615 Kilometers

Teleport Range: 4990 Kilometers

Weight: 110 Kilograms

Height: 2 Meters, Eight Centimeters

Inventory Max Weight: 240000 Kilograms

Age: 15

Flexibility Number: 243

Muscle Pump Function: 322%

Number of Health Problems: 0

Required Sleep Hours: 3

Recommended Sleep Hours: 1 AM to 4 AM

Deaths: 0

Party: Empty

Contacts (Nickname): Doom, Joe, Fesoul, Aryav, Bob, Ma, Papa, Dadi, Didi, Dada, Nani, Nana, Bhia, Bhai, Mausi, Mosa, Bade Papa, Bade Ma, Bhabi

Class Rank:

Troop

Category: Silver 7 (0%)

Class Power(s)

Ambient Dark Color Melt

Bank: 1 Jade, 12 Diamond, 76 Gold, 25920 Silver, 7888294 Bronze, 9903423 Copper, 2049829348 Iron

Carrying: 24563 Kilograms

Ok. This is odd. It’s also good. I decided to train with the bronze-categories. I allowed them to go thirty against one so it was fair. I kept it up until lunch, which was when I saw something: The Chennai Template.

I touched it.

You have (Badge of the Anti-Monster Network Head)

Pick two abilities

Deathbringer Max

Silver Consumption

Genralmaker

Music Master

Speakatack

I picked Deathbringer Max and Silver Consumption. I could now just eat one gold coin and have enough food for a month, buff allies, and I got another attack.

Soul Stone Powers:

Waeswars (Blood) Silver 7 (4%)

Perception of Darkness (Darkness) Silver 7 (24%)

Sinfree Soul (Sin) Silver 7 (46%)

Cloak of Death (Death) Silver 7 (46%)

Bad Omen (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Execute (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Teleport of Shadows (Darkness) Silver 7 (3%)

Frozen Blood (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Cleansing Fire (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Orb of Death (Death) Silver 7 (4%)

Slow Death (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Shadowy Perfection (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Perfect Luck (Omen) Silver 7 (0%)

Blade of Death (Doom) Silver 7 (2%)

Immortality (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Live Shadow (Darkness) Silver 7 (4%)

Speed Die (Death) Silver 7 (6%)

Faster Die (Death) Silver 7 (0%)

Butterflies of Disease (Doom) Silver 7 (4%)

Cancer (Blood) Silver 7 (0%)

Alzhimer’s (Blood) Silver 7 (8%)

Sleep of Death (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Rot Away (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Bleeding Death (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Frosty Blood (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Judgemental Life (Omen) Silver 7 (3%)

Darkness Melt of Evil (Darkness) Silver 7 (0%)

Bad Person (Sin) Silver 7 (0%)

Good Fortune (Omen) Silver 7 (14%)

Insta-Death (Doom) Silver 7 (1%)

Soul Strength: Diamond 0

Template:

Rainbow Construct: Silver 7 (9%)

All Martial Arts Known: Silver 7 (8%)

Sword of Death: Silver 7 (8%)

Tamed Golden Guardian of Death: Gold 1 (0%)

Badge of the Anti-Monster Network Head: Silver 7 (8%)

Deathbringer Max: Silver 7 (0%)

Silver Consumption: Silver 7 (0%)

Class

Ninja

Titles:

Immortality of Category

Perfectly Elite

Mass Master

Outsider abilities:

Map

Party Interface

Party And Chat

Soul house and Levitation

Looting

Quest And Translation

Stats

Health and Defense (They are equal): 100010/100010

Mana: 100010/100010

Exp: 0/100

Human Quality:

Strength: 20000 Newton

Hearing: 2-50000 Decibels, 9-90000 HZ

Loudness: 3-40000 Decibels, 12-80000 HZ

VO2 Max: 900 ML/KG/MIN

Max Speed: 43670 kilometers per hour

Lifespan: 1026 Years

Heat Tolerance: 12000 Degrees Celsius

Cold Tolerance: -7390 Degrees Celsius

Portal Range: 4615 Kilometers

Teleport Range: 4990 Kilometers

Weight: 110 Kilograms

Height: 2 Meters, Eight Centimeters

Inventory Max Weight: 240000 Kilograms

Age: 15

Flexibility Number: 243

Muscle Pump Function: 322%

Number of Health Problems: 0

Required Sleep Hours: 3

Recommended Sleep Hours: 1 AM to 4 AM

Deaths: 0

Party: Empty

Contacts (Nickname): Doom, Joe, Fesoul, Aryav, Bob, Ma, Papa, Dadi, Didi, Dada, Nani, Nana, Bhia, Bhai, Mausi, Mosa, Bade Papa, Bade Ma, Bhabi

Class Rank:

Troop

Category: Silver 7 (0%)

Class Power(s)

Ambient Dark Color Melt

Bank: 1 Jade, 12 Diamond, 76 Gold, 25920 Silver, 7888294 Bronze, 9903423 Copper, 2049829348 Iron

Carrying: 24563 Kilograms