《Safe as Houses》That Woman's Problem
Advertisement
Sally, happily in the passenger seat, leaned against Lavinia as she drove the old camper through the pre-dawn city streets. In a few hours they might have an answer to one of many unexplained mysteries.
In the back of the camper, three vampires slept in their happy “home” trance. The vampires on the streets, menacing and forlorn, had never been invited into a home and still looked like pallid Draculas but Sally could now catch glimpses, like through a thick forest, of the individuals they had been. They scurried for cover suddenly; the sun must have just risen.
The Golden Gate Bridge was empty of undead or living. The purple water was breathless against the shadowy East Bay hills where the last streetlights were going out. As they reached the Marin County side, other cars appeared; those people must have pulled out of their driveways the instant their mobile apps told them it was dawn.
For the moment Sally and Lavinia were not talking about the demo yesterday, the moan of horror which Lavinia had not heard or the fury in Jeremy’s face. They were just talking: one of the wide-ranging “Four Dick” dialogs which Sally treasured so much.
“Tenderness is tendresse in French,” Lavinia was saying. “You were still a baby when women’s music was big,” and her eyes slid sideways to make sure Sally grinned instead of bristling, “but there was this dame, Lucie Blue Trembley, she was such a sweetheart, she had an album with that title. ‘Tendresse.’ She was French Canadian, I think. Well, she did a concert and she joked, made us laugh, that someone told her the album shoulda been called ‘T’undress or not t’undress, that’s the question.’”
Sally laughed, then said, “I read about the women’s music movement but it’s such ancient history. Please tell me about those long-ago times.” She snuggled against Lavinia and stroked her, fawning exaggeratedly.
She sometimes missed being Lavinia’s love slave, never daring anything that Lavinia did not command or permit, and they still played that way at times, but she herself had set the new tone. When they had sex, she could now feel sunlight which Lavinia had gathered pour into her, soothing away the knot of tension in her belly.
Advertisement
The freeway plunged through twin tunnels with rainbows painted on them and then rolled down a steep hill. As they exited and wound into the coastal hills Sally, who seldom got carsick, stayed against Lavinia, slender arms wrapped around her waist. Lavinia took a hand off the wheel to stroke her hair.
Charla Thorpe was Lavinia’s age, Sally remembered, with renewed tightening inside. She found her mind cycling through another round of fretting about that exasperating person.
Charla had gained worldwide notoriety for telling the vampires, “You’re invading my home with your noise.” Her viral video had changed the lives of everyone and she found herself considered a vampire expert. She loved that role. When she saw Sally and Lavinia’s first TV interview, she contacted them and told them she was flying in from Indiana to work with them.
Sally had been nervous when they knocked on Charla’s hotel room door and was daunted by her flat snare-drum face, hard wide-set eyes and helmet hair. Her quiet husband Tomás was a pleasant nonentity, all too much like Sally’s mother.
The trouble started when Lavinia met a gummy barrier as she made to follow Sally in. Sally called casually, “C’mon, babe, you know you’re welcome wherever I am,” and Lavinia walked right in. Tomás stepped back nervously and Charla made a move to shield him. Sally knew she should have waited for Charla to invite Lavinia in.
Then she found herself pouring out the tale of saving Lavinia. She’d gotten spoiled by the praise Jesse lavished on her but Charla just nodded, “Mmmph,” refusing to be impressed by anything she hadn’t done herself.
Even worse, her nose wrinkled when Sally held Lavinia’s hand. The homophobia hurt worse from someone Sally admired, but when she clutched Lavinia’s hand and looked at Charla defiantly, Charla widened her eyes and flared her nose as if to ask, “What’re you on about?”
From then on Charla seemed angry at anything Sally did (but not at things Lavinia did). She wanted to just tell Charla to fuck off, but Charla had given them a boost they needed. She’d posted their videos on her website and set Lavinia up with a page of her own where people could ask questions (which Lavinia answered with sardonic flair).
Advertisement
Sally couldn’t bear this well-worn grove of thoughts any longer. Lavinia was intoning solemnly, “Ah, you seek to know about ancient history, Asshopper?” when Sally burst in, “What is that woman’s problem?”
Lavinia knew she wasn’t talking about the French Canadian. “You’re kidding me, right? I thought you got it from day one.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Seen enough repressed dykes in my time,” Lavinia said, grinning. “Hell, it used to give me a kick to bring ‘em out. Man, did I used to fuck with their heads, making them do stuff…” She shook her head, looking thoroughly unrepentant. “Now I just feel sorry for ‘em.”
Sally studied Lavinia’s face. “Come on, baby. Every strong woman isn’t a dyke.”
“Nope, but this one is. I stake my formidable reputation on it.”
Sally remembered from yesterday her flash of – had it been jealousy? – when Charla took the place beside Lavinia that Sally felt was hers by right. Lavinia concentrated on navigating the twisty road down a wet green valley.
“You’re saying,” Sally said, “what, that she wants you, even though she knows you’re with –”
“No, you dewy-eyed dope, she wants you. You’re the young gorgeous one.” Lavinia darted a glance down at Sally and winked.
Sally blushed. “You’re crazy. I only seem to piss her off.” But her voice had no strength; she was starting to see it.
“Face it, tiger. You’re the first young gorgeous babe she’s seen in that hick town of hers that she knows is a lesbian, she wants you. Course, she don’t know she wants you, so she glares whenever we’re making out, she watches you with a hypercritical eye, she wants you to shine, she winces when you don’t. And since she don’t know any of this shit, she picks at you like a sore spot.”
Weakly, Sally said, “And you, you aren’t mad at her?”
Without answering, Lavinia stopped at a pull-off where the road elbowed deeply into a fold of hill and took both of Sally’s hands. “I got no reason to be. Not one in the world. Mmm?”
“You’re my mate. I don’t want anyone else.” She said it with simple honesty though she couldn’t help being aware of how good she sounded. Then it hit her: she’s taken it in. I’m here to stay and she trusts that now. She gets me! She was so happy that tears came and Lavinia squeezed her hands.
When they drove on, passing an old-fashioned inn and a horse ranch and continuing straight at an L turn onto what the signs called Frank Valley Road, a blissful Sally rolled down both windows. From Lavinia’s side drifted scents of honey, berries and rain from a wooded stream. From Sally’s side the smells of salt, herbs, dried flowers and dust drifted down a grey-green hillside.
They pulled into the Muir Woods parking lot. Amazingly, there were already seven cars, tourists who must have left their hotels exactly at sunrise. As always when they turned off the noisy motor, Sally was amazed at how the silence rang.
“Well,” she said happily, “let’s go hug a few trees!”
They had come to this grove of ancient redwoods to try and identify the power Lavinia sensed in living wood. Sally still remembered Lavinia hugging the redwood in Jesse and Walter’s yard and saying if she were pierced with it, she would die of ecstasy. She looked forward to seeing Lavinia be superhuman in yet another way. Lavinia looked like she was about to open a birthday present.
The sun cleared the hills and a ray fell on Lavinia’s face. She stopped and closed her eyes. “Man, that still feels fuckin’ good.”
And I might join her in that soon, Sally thought, exultant. At the moment, it seemed that nothing could possibly go wrong.
Advertisement
- In Serial510 Chapters
Metaworld Chronicles
Gwen Song awoke in a world that was not her own, in which everything she was familiar with had been replaced. Instead of airplanes and electricity, this 21st-century Earth is ruled by magic and dragons; humanity survives in a land of magical beasts and otherworldly beings, protected by shielded enclaves and magical constructs. Follow Gwen across the world as she struggles to rebuild her life in this strange new reality. Behold a tale of adventure, friendship, and (of course), magic! Witness as she grows from a simple grade school student to a fully-fledged Mage, through university and beyond, discovering the secrets of a world made unreal by magic and mysticism. Volume 1 Amazon (US) the book is in all markets as well.Volume 2 Amazon (US) the book is in all markets as well.Volume 3 Amazon (US) the book is in all markets as well.V1 Google Play, iBook, Kobo, Nook and Playster LinkV2 Google Play, iBook, Kobo, Nook and Playster Link Paperback version of this Novel will soon be avilable on Amazon.comVolume 1 - https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B093B2362JVolume 2 - https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B088N8CF62 Volume 3 - Coming soon after another Satiate yourself while you wait with Metaworld-Meta-fics : "Strictly Caliban" From the always catty @Wandysama "Ariel le Cutie" also by @Wandysama"An Islander's Meta-Journey" from young gun @Bartimeus "The Mysteries of Fudan, and Other Rumors From the Metaworld" by @valderag "Strategic Magic" by @kjoatmon "The Strange Life of a Quarter-Elf From Sydney" by @Izetta_Fleur "Rise of a Magi" by quacky @Rhein "The Chronicle of a Null Mage" by Snow AKA @Warior1411 JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER For theorycrafting, world building, Dede, and meta-brew Roleplaying! Thank you Wandysama & Boneless Chicken et al for all the vote pics! VOTE!
8 7272 - In Serial22 Chapters
Between Gods And Mortals
The king of giants has been murdered. Odin disappeared. His son and King Thor no longer have Mjolnir. The Viking world is collapsing and a simple boy sees his life change overnight.
8 142 - In Serial6 Chapters
In the End the Truth Remains
We all have our own philosophies that we subscribe to. We either create them ourselves, or we stumble across ones that resonate with us. Some may be evil, some may be good, some may be neutral, some may be incoherent, and some may be inconsistent. With this in mind, to what extent will we defend our beliefs? At the cost of our lives? Or at the cost of others? Beliefs are one of the most powerful and destructive things in the world. It drives us to act, pushes us to continue, and can lead to fulfillment. At first these things were only concepts that gave humanity meaning, but now they have become so much more…
8 152 - In Serial18 Chapters
Girl crush Monday (GxG)
Jenny O'Brian, Tyler Steve, James O'Brian, Casey Peters and Andrew Timings alone are already too much to deal with on their own. Jenny and Tyler are the best of friends and remain that way throughout their lives. Suddenly, both their lives take a sudden turn when Jenny's Gay brother, James, returns home and a new girl, Casey Peters transfers to their school. New feelings are developed and that's when none other than Andrew Timings decides to come into the mix with an interesting suggestion. "Girl crush Monday", this is a simple game that he came up with. But, is it 'only' a simple game with not strings attached?
8 78 - In Serial17 Chapters
Save Me (VegasPete)
What if Pete didn't choose Vegas? What if he chose his loyalty to the Major Family? What if he finally met someone that will treat him right?What if Vegas was the only person who takes care of Venice? What if everytime he come back to his room, it remains empty, without any trace of the special person, without a hint of Pete coming back and without the slightest intention of choosing him?What if one person is willing to sacrifice himself in the name of happiness and the other is willing to let go in the name of love?What if there are more lives that will suffer other than them? What if their love will cost the death of others?What will happen?
8 103 - In Serial22 Chapters
Meet the Kims
Meet the Cabots Originally written by Bellatrix wannabe 89Converted F/FIt's Christmas, and Jisoo is meeting Jennie's parents for the first time. Theres just one little issue; they don't know Jennie is gay or in love and living with Jisoo. Will Jisoo convince Jennie to come out, and will the stuffy Kims even like Jisoo?Just Jennie being a coward sorry
8 125

