Operation Scoop

“Is the hologram ready?”

“Yes, sir, indistinguishable.”

“And the scoop?”

“Just like we tested, it’ll create a perfectly humane biosphere.”

“Excellent. Schedule the mailing list for a rally ...”

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“We’re the winners! No one can stop us!” shouted the leader.

The crowd clapped and cheered with devotion and adoration for their great leader—then came an earthquake and a flash of light ... But then nothing.

“It’s okay! It’s a message! A miracle!”

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“Sir, Operation Scoop successful.”

“Excellent. Be sure to supply it for a lifetime of orbiting and send another email. We’ve got a few thousand more to go.”