UFOs

Farmer Bob saw in the sky a formation of saucers hovering above his cows.

With his phone, he took a bunch of pictures and set it to record a video.

Once home, he uploaded it all to his video channel.

Commenters called it fake, saying the video jittered, and the objects looked fuzzy.

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As Bob watched the UFOs from the ground, the saucer captain spoke to the tactical officer.

"Looks like we got a sighter."

"Yes, sir. No problem. Activating the warp relay field. Throwing off its optical capture device with EM bursts. No one will ever believe it."