《Hodgepodge》The Burning City 27
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The man with no name stared up at the face in the sky. He had been tasked with
hunting human monsters. He supposed his sponsor wouldn’t care if he killed
something unhuman and dangerous.
“We’re going to play again,” said the face in the sky. It took a breath to calm down.
“It should be two out of three after all.”
“Do you really want to push this?,” asked the dead man. “I have a job to do. I don’t
have time for games.”
“It looks like you’ll have to make time since you can’t leave unless I say you can,”
said the face in the sky. “We’re playing again.”
The man with no name pointed his pistols at the face and pulled the triggers as fast
as he could. He was not disappointed in the fire lighting up the monster above him.
He ignored the screaming and the invective. His job came first. And he didn’t feel
merciful to something that ate people with relish after working them to death in a
giant game.
He didn’t feel like mercy was in his job description.
Giant columns of wood fell out of the sky. They hit the weird ground and bounced,
or rolled, on impact. None of them were close to the dead man. He put it down to bad
aim.
The roar of a giant beast told him that he had been wrong. The columns had been
placed where they were supposed to be. They had made something other than a giant
tower.
The dead man looked over his shoulder. A giant lizard marched toward him on legs
of wood connected to a barrel torso reaching into the purple tinged sky. Small
forelimbs bent to the chest of the thing. The head looked as big as half of the body he
looked at with teeth made of blunt wood dowels.
It couldn’t cut him if it bit him, but it could crush anything it grabbed in its massive
mouth.
The man with no name shook his head at the new enemy as it charged at him. He fired
at its legs, burning the wood away with the fire from the revolvers. The beast fell on
its stomach. It slid forward, snapping at him. He stepped back and unloaded his
weapons into the beast’s mouth, blowing the head apart with concentrated fire.
“You’ve killed Barney!,” shouted the face from above. “I can’t believe you killed
Barney!”
The man with no name turned to look at the face. He raised his weapons, aiming them
at a spot above the tip of its nose. He fired into that spot. Something lit up under the
fusillade but he couldn’t make out what it was. The face cracked apart. Something
screamed as it faded away to nothing above him.
The dead man watched the sky. The purple faded under his gaze. He had killed the
thing and protected the outside world, but it looked like he was stuck. When his
weapons cooled, he holstered them. They weren’t going to do much good in this
situation.
He wished he had been given instructions on how to get out of a situation like this.
He couldn’t remember anything about how to escape another reality when the reality
creator was dead.
Something fell out of the sky. He frowned at it. It looked like a rope. He nodded to
himself. It was a rope. Better than that, it was his rope.
He grabbed it, wrapping it around his waist. The rope retreated back into the sky. He
looked down. The edges of the pocket were coming apart in little flowers that faded
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to black.
He started pulling himself up the rope to speed things along. He could feel the sky
drifting away from him. He had to get clear before that drifted to nothing. His status
wouldn’t protect him from a natural mechanism of the universe.
The dead man fell to the floor of an alley. He pulled himself along a few more feet for
safety. A bell sounded behind him. He closed his eyes and lay there. He was alive.
Stupid dropped the end of the rope in his mouth and snorted quietly. He bent down
and breathed on the dead man’s neck. He shook his head when the rider looked up.
“I got caught playing a child’s game as a murder device,” the dead man said. “Thanks
for the rope. It was exactly what I needed.”
Stupid snorted and nodded his head. He displayed his blocky teeth in a grin.
The dead man got to his feet. He brushed his clothes off and straightened his hat. He
picked up the rope and start winding it up. One end had a clean cut where more
should be. He shook his head. He supposed when the pocket had stopped, the door
sliced through the rope and consigned the rest to the nothingness he saw.
He stored the rope back where it belonged in his saddle bag. He grabbed the reins and
led Stupid out of the alley. He still needed to track the rest of his quarry down before
he ran into something that could stop him for good.
He needed rest first. He felt weariness crowding down on him. He needed to take a
minute to recoup before he went back into battle.
And he might be trying to hunt the Alvas in the wrong way. He might need to rethink
his strategy.
He should give it some thought while he settled in. Maybe the Alvas had known he
was on the hunt and lured him in front of the face in the purple sky. Letting him think
the trap had worked might be the way to go for now.
Stupid probably needed a break from carrying him around everywhere at this point.
Letting him have a little time without work might be the thing to do until their path
opened up in front of them.
The dead man decided they should retreat south and find an inn to house them until
they were ready to move again. If they happened to come across another of the people
named on a warrant card, they would grab them up. Otherwise, they should change
their methods to meet their prey.
The dead man didn’t think they could change much. He liked making sure the person
he was chasing was dead and gone. That required being able to see the whites of the
target’s eyes.
“We’re going to stop at an inn down the way,” the dead man said. “I need a moment
to think about our next move, and some food that wasn’t cooked by me.”
Stupid snorted in his ear. He pushed the horse face away.
“You’ll be able to wait in a corral with other horses while we’re at a stop,” said the
dead man. “It’ll be a chance for you to take it easy until I’m sure what we can do.”
Stupid snorted again.
“I’m not giving up,” said the dead man. “This Alvas on the list has to be the most
dangerous fugitive given us. If we nail him, the rest of the fish here will be easy by
comparison. The problem is finding him. I need to think of a way we can do that
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without just wandering around and hoping we see him.”
Stupid nodded his head in agreement. A destination was better than just roaming for
the sake of riding around.
“Wait,” said the dead man. He pulled one of the cards from the pack and held it up.
A light blue stripe marked the border. He looked at the building that had attracted his
attention. “One of our fugitives is in that building somewhere.”
Stupid froze at the realization that they might be fighting their next target in seconds.
He didn’t want to stand that close to his rider if that was in the offing.
“We need to set up in a place where we can keep an eye on that building,” said the
dead man. “Once we’re sure, we can go in and look for him.”
Stupid started walking again, pulling on the reins with his great weight. He led the
way to an inn a few blocks away from the building identified as a hotel by the sign
out front. He paused at the corral for guest horses.
“I’ll go in and get some temporary lodgings,” said the dead man. “Then we can see
what is going on at the hotel.”
Stupid nodded. He jumped the fence and started talking to the other horses in the
corral. They whinnied back at the new arrival.
The dead man left him to gather up the local gossip and walked inside the inn. He
looked the common area over before walking to the bar, and talking to the owner. He
needed a room for the next few days, and the place looked clean enough.
He had been in worse places since he had started handing out his cards.
“I was hoping to get a room for a few days,” said the dead man. “Do you have
anything open?”
“I have a room at the back of the top floor,” said the keeper. “There’s not much of a
view from the window.”
“I don’t need a view,” said the dead man. “I just need a place to rest up for a bit
before moving on. I have some business to take care of north of here.”
“It’s a gold piece a day,” said the keep. “Food is additional.”
“That’s fine,” said the dead man. “Can I see it?”
“I’ll have one of the boys take you up,” said the innkeep. “Give me a second.”
The dead man waited silently. He noticed people taking notice of him, but no one
came forward to ask questions. He didn’t have a lot of answers to give.
“Are you the new lodger?,” asked a boy. “Master Bors asked me to take you up to the
last room at the top.”
“Go ahead,” said the dead man. He took one last look around the room as the servant
started up the stairs. He followed silently.
The boy led him up two flights of stairs, down the hall to the back of the building, and
then to the last door of a hall around the back. He figured there were four rooms
forming a block to look out the front and right side of the building, while the rooms
on the other side of the L looked out the back and left sides.
His room was in a corner with windows looking at the building next to his, and the
back alley behind the inn.
The boy opened the door for him and showed him the room. He noted that there were
three entrances/exits. The door could be blocked at night, but there were windows on
either side of the corner of the wall. The bed was against the wall away from the
windows so you didn’t get a sudden breeze blowing across you while you slept.
No fireplace for heat.
This room would be the worst room to have in the middle of winter.
“Thanks,” said the dead man. He gave the boy a copper and shut the door in his face.
He went to the windows and looked out. He could jump to the next building’s ledge,
or climb up on the inn’s roof from where he was.
He thought he might be able to jump down to the ground without killing himself if
he was desperate enough. It wouldn’t be the first time in his new job he had done
something like that.
He needed to get some dinner, and see about Stupid. He didn’t want the farrier next
to the inn trying to sell his horse. That would just cause problems all around.
Someone had tried to steal the horse once. The dead man had found him on the side
of the road with his head kicked in. His murderer stood there chewing grass like
nothing had happened.
He had gathered his stolen things, saddled the horse and went back to his business.
He left the body for the monsters to eat.
The dead man went downstairs. He attracted the innkeep’s attention again. The man
came over with a smile.
“Do you serve food here?,” the dead man asked.
“I do,” said the keeper. “My wife is a great cook.”
“I have to settle my horse,” said the dead man. “Could you prepare a dinner for me
to eat upstairs.”
“We surely can,” said the innkeep. “I’ll have Owen bring it up when it’s done.”
“Thanks,” said the man with no name. “I’ll be back as soon as I make sure Stupid is
settled.”
“Stupid?,” asked the innkeep.
“My horse,” said the man with no name.
He walked out of the inn and down to the corral. His horse pranced over as soon as
he saw the dead man walking toward the fence. The other horses kept to the other side
of the fenced area.
Apparently he had shown them who the boss was until they could be sold down to
another owner, or their owner could come back and pick them up.
It was time for him to warn the farrier about the dangerous beast he had in with the
regular animals.
“I need to arrange for your board,” said the dead man. “Don’t kill anybody unless you
have to.”
Stupid grinned at him.
“Seriously,” said the dead man. “Don’t kill anybody unless you have to. Leaving
bodies behind us is part of our job, but let’s try to only leave bodies that deserve it.”
Stupid whickered at him. The suggestion that he would do anything like that was
hurtful.
The dead man nodded. He walked around the corral and the building of stalls where
the horses could be put up at night to the little shack that served as an office for the
enterprise. He glanced at the two guys inside, looking at horseshoes from a local
smith.
It was better than he expected. At least the office looked clean enough to his eye.
“How can I help you?,” asked the smaller of the farriers. He was still taller and wider
than the dead man.
“I need to board my horse for a couple of days while I take care of things,” said the
man with no name. “How much would the cost be?”
“Two coppers a day,” said the farrier.
The dead man handed him a gold coin.
“This should cover to the end of the week,” said the man with no name. “Hopefully,
I’ll have my business finished and we’ll be moving on. If you have any trouble, come
get me at the Inn.”
“Trouble, sir?,” asked the farrier.
“He thinks he’s smart,” said the dead man. “Just keep an eye on him and give him
some food and water. Don’t try to get too close, and don’t try to sell him. He will kill
you.”
“Thanks for the warning,” said the farrier.
“We’ll be gone by the end of the week,” said the dead man. “If we can’t do the job,
we’ll have to move on to the next one and come back later.”
“Yes, sir,” said the farrier. “Your horse will be here waiting on you when you come
to get him.”
The dead man went back to the inn, stopping to talk to the horse on the way. Both of
them would eat a meal, and then start sorting out their problems.
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