《When I died, All the Empresses Cried》Sometimes, My Genius is Almost Frightening
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Thousands of beings from the myriad races kept watching the screen with interest filled eyes.
''She is really beautiful though.''
''I understand the young man's feelings. I want to protect her as well.''
''Yeah, I want her to step on me as well.''
''What?''
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The screen turned back to the Wang who was... still flying. He valiantly and handsomely flew through the air as the mighty wind played with his hair.
Before going in, he popped some more pills into his mouth. Precious pills that the people outside the screen didn't even have the energy to talk about anymore. After seeing so many incredible and borderline impossible things, they were somewhat tamed and kept their mouths shut unless it was something truly impossible.
Just as they were about groan because of Wang as he took out another legendary pill, what he did shocked them to the core.
They watched with wide open eyes and dropped jaws as a Deity Ascension being casually took out his molar tooth, something that could probably kill a Nascent Soul being if it had enough velocity, not to mention how hard it would be to take it out.
Wang caressed his jaw in pain as he used some spiritual technique to stop it from healing before sticking the legendary healing pill up there, where the molar used to be and used another special technique to make it stay there as long as he wished.
''Gah, hate doing that.'' he complained to himself as he looked through his plan.
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Various beings from the myriad beings watched as Wang landed in the city and quickly started investigating.
After just a few minutes, he found out that a luxurious flying ship had already reached the Royal Palace.
''Tch, there goes the plan. Since I don't have time anymore, I can only attack directly like an idiot. I should have done the teeth replacement procedure quickly.''
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The screen shifted to show the peerless ice cold jade beauty once again. She was silent like she used to be, but her glare seemed to somewhat fiercer.
She was staring at a handsome young master who was examining her as if he was making a quality assesment.
The handsome young man had elegant features. His sword like eyebrows seemed to be perfect for his deep black eyes that unsually deep, deep enough to attract and draw someone into them.
His long black hair flew down from his shoulders as if there was a wind technique made specially to make him look handsome and mysterious. He wore black clothes that had several golden dragons embroided onto them.
''This girl... she can reach the peak with me.'' he said slowly.
The girl opened her mouth to protest, but in the end, she closed it back as if she found it not worth the effort.
He looked into her eyes for a second, as if he was trying to bewitch her with those deep black orbs, before shifting his eyes to her fair hand.
Taking it, he planted a kiss on it.
''What is your name, my fair lady?''
Li Jing's pretty face frowned in disgust as she repulsed back from her seat.
'Elder brother warned me against guys like these...'
They would be all nice to her as if they were some kind of A-class gentleman, but they would show their true faces after only a few weeks. They would probably get more women to their harem and forget about her, or even worse, they would ascend to some higher realm and leave her alone with all of the enemies they made.
Her eyes squeezed almost close as she carefully reviewed him.
'Handsome face, deep eyes, an enormous talent that matches my big brother, that way of talking, a harem... It all checks. He is definitely someone who will bring trouble to me and my elder brother.'
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She uncomfortably shifted in her place 'These magical tools are too good for me to break. I have given my entire focus to them during the entire journey in the airship, yet I have barely made any progress...'
'He should be between 20-30 years old, yet he is already at the Dao stage. His talent is definitely comparable to mine and elder's brother's.' she started planning ahead in order to escape from his harem clutches.
''Jing Li.'' she lied about her name with a genius move. Changing Li Jing to Jing Li required a creative genius that would scare the common man.
'I should tell my elder brother about this genius idea. He can use it in the future... He would probably praise me well and teach some tricks for this.' she laughed secretly in pride.
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While no one was looking, Ice Empress accidentally face palmed herself on instinct as she knew exactly what was going through her past self's mind at the time...
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AN:
['Changing' your name in Chinese novels works incredibly well for some reason... Unfortunately, Wang couldn't teach her any better because there was no opportunity to do so. She is a lot smarter than most of the Cultivation world, but since she doesn't have the instinctive guidance Wang gets from his previous lives, she makes mistakes (is it even a mistake if it works perfectly?) like these...]
[I cringed (God, I hate that word) a bit too hard when writing the young master and ice empress meeting, that's why the chapter was a bit late lol. I was going to delete it, but I bore through it because for some strange reason I felt like it was needed to show his personality. Also, while I was procrastinating due to my poor defense against the cringe content, I came across this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vwe9ud/i_think_my_teenage_son_may_have_sodomized_our_dog/
Which led me down to a rabbit hole that I really didn't want to step into. (VERY BIG ALERT)
Fucking hell, what a disgusting story. I thought it would be a 5minute quick read, but no, no no no. I fell to the trap of bestiality and family drama that somehow made me keep reading even though I made disgusted, cartoonish and weird faces every time the issue was mentioned. Also, what a weird way to find out that the 'Colby 2012' meme came out of this. I thought it was just some people's poor attempt at humor by saying Kony 2012 in a wrong way lol.
Also, what the fuck is wrong me? I just can't but help but read every piece of disgusting drama I find for some reason. Honestly, trashy stories like Rent A Girlfriend or Domestic Girlfriend are so popular because of weirdos like me. DumpsterFire stories are so catchy for some reason.
Sorry for dumping this here, I just felt like I needed all of you to see that reddit post, but somehow I started ranting about my trash taste.]
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