《When I died, All the Empresses Cried》Divine Art of Nut Cracking
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There was silence outside the screen for a second before everyone broke into arguments.
''To think such a cute and innocent looking boy could say such things.'' A gorgeous woman muttered.
''How many times did he have to do such things to explain it as if they were facts?''
''He's just corrupting the poor child.''
''But... isn't he right?'' the ancestor of the TaiHun sect said.
He looked back at his memories to see some peculiarities.
''My sworn brother's sect was destroyed in the same way. Is this really that common?''
He seemed to have realized a grand truth about the world they were living in.
'Elder sister was right, staying here and watching this indeed gave me grand insights about the universe and how it works.'
''Wait a second? My sworn brother died because his grandson's nephew offended some random cultivator?!''
While he was having his internal debate, the cultivators from myriad races were discussing between themselves.
''There is no way that's true.'' Sect leader of the Jade Pure Sect tried to deny it.
''How could we be blind to such obvious facts?'' Sect leader of the Pure Flame sect didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
''I should properly educate my son about this matter when I return back to the sect. No! This is an urgent matter. Quickly go and give my son this jade slip.'' a sect leader quickly recorded some words and information into a jade slip and sent it out with his servants.
'This advice helped me become an empress and create one of the strongest sect's in the universe.' Li Jing nodded to herself in nostalgia. 'Elder brother was truly the wisest of us all.'
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Both children on the screen continued walking as they chatted.
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''If I'm not wrong, you should see the evidence for my claims in about a minute.''
''I will pay attention!'' she answered with the seriousness she maintained from the start.
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''Such a sincere child, it's as if her seriousness is injecting cuteness into my veins.''
''If I had such a junior sister, I would become an Emperor just to protect her.''
''Beh! As if we could trust you we with a child. You have the big ears of a traitor that's ready to listen to secrets, big mouth and long tongue of a schemer who wouldn't stop a second to spread false rumors, goatee of a demon-''
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Just a minute after his warning words, they became true.
''Halt! Are you the peasants of DaoYu sect that committed atrocious crimes in broad daylight?'' a muscular middle aged man with a goatee stopped them in their tracks as he shouted.
Behind him stood a young man with visible red marks of a palm on his cheek.
'Your Divine Face Slapping art has reached a new level big brother, its divine mark of humiliation is still there even after so much time! I will do my best to be as good as you.' Li Jing thought as she saw the palm mark on the young master's pale face.
''You dared to touch a hair of this young master! Do you even know who he is?'' middle-aged man kept barking, ''He is the cousin of the nephew of the third grand-grandson of the city lord's direct servant! If you know what's best for you, cut off your arm that committed the sin and let this righteous young master end your pathetic existence!'' he said as he pointed at the young master with tears near his eyes.
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Li Jing and Wang looked at each other for a second before bursting into laughs.
''HAHAHAH! And here I thought you were some kind of bigshot or something!'' Wang finally managed to say after laughing for a solid minute.
''Elder brother, please let me handle this, I want to try out your Divine Nut Kicking technique.'' Li Jing said with twitching lips that betrayed her calm face.
''Go ahead and don't go easy on him. Inbred little retards like these shouldn't have children anyways.'' Wang said between his chuckles.
''Did you think we would just eat this humiliation from some worthless peasants?'' the muscular middle aged man shouted as he unleashed his presence.
Full might of a Golden Core peak level being shattered the cobblestones they were standing on as it spread around.
Li Jing gave an unimpressed look as she unleashed her own presence.
Her red dress fluttered along with her silky black hair through the wind that was pushed out due to her presence.
Wang whistled in amazement, 'My sister sure is incredible. Tsk, tsk. I will have to beat lots of young master in the future because of her beauty.'
'She looks so young yet she is already at the Core Building stage already?' the middle aged protector of the young master thought in amazement.
'She's not the heir of some big clan, right?' he glanced back at his master, 'He would be okay thanks to his backing but I will surely die if I offend her backing... But if I go against the young master, then I will offend him and his backing. Ugh.'
While he was thinking of what to do, Li was already on the move. In the matter of seconds, she appeared in front of him. Her right hand balled into a fist and sped through the air to meet her opponent's face.
''Infernal Porcupine Armor!'' seeing that he was attacked, he quickly used his defensive technique to protect himself.
Hearing him, Li quickly took back her fist and retreated.
'Elder brother was right, dumb people will shout out the names of their techniques so we can take advantage of them. If he didn't shout out just now, my hand might have been broken from the Infernal Porcupine Armor which is famous for it's counterattacking power.'
She drew power from her Divine Core and created multiple razor sharp ice needles and quickly send them to her opponent at a blinding speed.
The man tried to block them with his hands, ''Infernal Bull Fist!'' and shattered 4 of them to pieces before they evaporated to steam from the heat, but 1 ice needle found its way to his left thigh.
''AGH!''
He screamed in pain as he tried to keep his focus on the fight but Li took advantage of his short weakness and kicked him in the neck with a ice needle stuck to her foot.
''Ghugh!'' he tried to scream but fell silently with some gurgles as blood pooled around his punctured neck.
Young master watched his bodyguard fall with horrified eyes as he took a step a few steps back with shaken legs.
[An: Should I use 'aura' instead of 'presence'?]
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