《Tales Of The Dark Mage: New Moon| Part I》Chapter 25 I have a daughter!?
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Valencia: She is a cold-blooded mage.
Valdis: You already said that. Get on with it. Oh, wait I'm interrupting a person while trying to explain something big cliche.
Valencia: Good grief! She is an evil mage that loves killing. All she does for fun is to kill then kill some more. She just loves being evil. For no reason. She made a name for herself after the Nigeria massacre and the Germany massacre. She killed every single person on RoyalTube live. Then the news covered it. That's how she got famous. She's now been around for since last year January.
Sora: Why, didn't she kill one of us if she loves killing!?
Valdis: Maybe, because you're her baby daddy! (Chuckle)
Sora: Your an asshole like Ninemasins.
Valdis: Thank you! It's what we do!
Valencia: Valdis, do you think it's possible for Blue to have a child with Zea?
Valdis: Blue, would've known her!
Sora: That's impossible, Valencia.
Valencia: She just ask you to name your child, So, there's a chance she might be telling the truth.
Sora: She has to be lying.
Zea: Blue, I'm not lying.
Valencia and Valdis and Sora: Where the hell you came from!?
Zea: I just sign the birth certificate. For our daughter, Blue.
Valencia: You've got to be lying!
Zea: Are you calling me a lie!?
Valencia: No!
Zea: Who are you raising your voice at!?
Valencia: No, one.
Zea: That's better. I'm so glad that I killed one million people before I got here. I would've just killed all of you guys except the father of my child, Blue Vesta Hestia. (Evil chuckle!)
Sora: How do you know my whole name. Didn't you say you were coming back tomorrow?
Zea: Well, I got bored so I came back.
Zea: Are you scared of me, Blue?
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Sora: No, I'm just very worried that power you're holding back!
Zea: That's weird. I sense darkness in your soul. But I feel so much light. But the darkness feels so sinister. But there's there's tons of light but that small size of darkness. Would've killed any normal person. Even a very strong mages. People in the realm of light can't handle that much darkness. Because their light would've turned red or dim a bit because of that person's soul. Even worse people can't have a small amount of darkness.
Sora: I have darkness in my soul?
Valdis: You said realm of light. What is it?
Zea: Was I speaking to you!?
Valdis: I'm sorry.
Zea: Your friends have some manners. I about to kill them after tonight but I won't kill them because I don't want you mad when you meet our Zelexena.
Sora: You speak of this child. But how I could be the father!?
Zea: Oh, right you at the age. Well, when one female and one male...
Sora: Not that! I know how the process works. I never met you in my life.
Zea: My fault, sweety. When you said that I thought of your age.
Sora: How do you know me?
Zea: Let me answer that first then I'll answer the other one. Well, I know you from your mother Maina Hestia the god of all mages. I met her one day. And we fought for ten minutes. She'd spared my life because I was interesting to fight. I made her use twenty-five percent of her power. While I was using only eighty percent. I guess you can call me lucky. Then the next week we've met again. We went at it. But this time I made her use forty-five percent. She really likes my strength. We talked for a bit. And she said that she wants a grandchild. She was talking about Ryder then she changed her mind because Maina wants Ryder to focus on his training. Then she talked about you, Blue.
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Valdis: Good grief! Info-dump!
Zea: Say one more word!
Sora: Continue.
Zea: She said she has a sample of your, you know what. In order to make a baby.
Sora: Wait, how does she have you know what!?
Valencia: I could answer it.
Valdis: She got your precious coin. By a doctor or whatever.
Sora: The check-up!!!
Zea: Bingo!
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