《Tales Of The Dark Mage: New Moon| Part I》Chapter 23 Laughing Mama Journey!
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Sora: Well, who's goes first?
Valdis: Good grief! I'll go first then.
Valencia: No, I'm going first!
Valdis: Good grief!
Sora: Go ahead.
Valencia: Since I'm a new mother, my little Nyo... I mean Michelle. She means the world to me. I thought having a child would be terrible. But it's really fun to be a parent. I love that I can spend all the time that I want with Michelle. But I tell you it can get stressful when you don't have the other parent. I don't want to let Nyo... I mean Michelle grow up without a father in her life. I know I can get her a father figure. But it's not the same! I want him to be by my side. But I can't! Sorry, I was getting my problems off my chest. What will Michelle think when she finds out that I'm am a trained killer that killed tons of people!? She will probably hate me for it! And she's in constant danger because I made a deal with Laughing Mama! But I didn't plan for her! Then one thing led to another I was pregnant! While working under Laughing Mama!
Sora and Valdis: Valencia, we had no idea, you were feeling this way.
Valencia: Yeah, but I can't change the past! With emotion! I need to find a spell that will let me change history. I can rewrite my wrongs and be a better person. I wouldn't be working under Laughing Mama!
Hey Rin, is there a spell that can change history?
Yes, Sora, but you have to find the spell first. There have been rumors that it might be in the realm of darkness or Twilight.
You mention those places before. You said you would tell me later. It's later.
Another time Sora. You are no rush to find out.
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Sora: Valencia, don't dwell on the past because it will drag your future down. Even though if you made a mistake. Keep fighting to the last second. The past is the past and the future is uncertain but the present is a gift. You can change the present.
Valdis: Hey, isn't that from Kung Fu Grizz? That old turtle.
Sora: It's still true even though the words have been passed down. It's sharing wisdom.
Valdis: Good grief!
Valencia: Thank you. I don't want to drag my future down. I need to watch my child.
Valdis: Good grief! How long do we have!? Because, if this keeps going on we will break the sin counter with exposition!
Sora: NinemaSins! Nermey is so funny! No movie is without sin or end!
Valencia: You watch them too!?
Valdis: Yeah, I didn't expect us to watch the same RoyalTuber. Good grief! Stop copying me, kids!
Sora: You're copying me! I'm the cool kid!
Valencia: I win because I'm am a mother! That means I'm the coolest!
Valdis and Sora: You win!
Valencia: Who's next!?
Valdis: Can I go this time!?
Sora: Go ahead!
Valdis: Good grief! Here we go! I'm am a big brother that loves taking care of his sister and no I do not have a little sister complex like in anime! You weirdos! My parents were locked up because of me then I went to this school with my sister but she is on the other side of campus. I haven't been able to get hold of her! It's fucking frustrating! Not be able to see her!
Sora: You will see her soon. Mr.Little Sister Complex Man!
Valdis: Fuck off Blue!
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