《My Ex-Girlfriend is the Strongest Guild Master and I'm the Weakest!》19 - Never make a girl cry
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On the North of Aerola region, there’s an archipelago called Icebard. There, where anyone below Vitality Silver rank freezes instantly, ice creatures roam, blessed with high defense and magic capacity. The perfect place for everyone level 50 and up to train and gather resources.
At the heart of its many islands, there is a monster that even those of level 90 try to avoid: The Raid Boss, Jötnarkungen. A mountain-size, turtle-like golem covered by a thick layer of ice. Swords and arrows do nothing to it, so Pyromancers must be included in any attempted raid to weaken its belly and expose its mineral-made core.
If Users are not killed by its gigantic legs or by its horde of Elemental minions guarding its back, Jötnarkungen’s freezing aura and icy breath get the job done.
“Why would anyone try to challenge such a monster, you ask? Well, because its rewards may not be unique, but are plenty compared to other Raid Bosses!” The female Pyromancer leading the expedition said aloud while being the first to climb over the snowy hill, from where the boss could be seen at a distance. “Living Iron, Arcanium, Diamonite, Gold, you name it! That thing is full of it! Even if you don’t manage to kill it, you can get a good chunk of its natural treasures by blowing up a piece. But we didn’t come here to get scraps, right, guys?!”
“No, we’re here for everything it has!”
“Are we here to kill it, my sisters?!”
“We’re here to exterminate it!”
“Who are we?!”
“The Storm Crusaders!”
“You’re goddamn right!” The mage shouted. “Oh, I can almost see it. A perfect grade Fire Platinum Staff,” she said, salivating before putting on her magic glasses. They allowed her to inspect the creature and reveal its stats.
Jötnarkungen LEVEL 180 MONSTER CLASSIFICATION ELEMENTAL BATTLE TYPE ICEBERG VITALITY PLATINUM E SPIRIT GOLD B POTENTIAL PLATINUM D
“We’re ready, Guild Master,” her second in command said, while the small army of women stared attentively at their leader, who smirked.
“Let’s go, everyone! Let’s make that overgrown turtle our bit--”
“Who are we?!” a male voice could be heard from a few yards away.
“The Crusaders of the Storm!”
“Are we going to cleanse this world of that evil creature?!”
“With the force of our sacred might!”
“That’s right, everyone! That tonight, we shall--”
“And you had to be here!” The Pyromancer shouted. “Calvin Shitman!”
“It’s Sherman, you...!” the tall, mustached cleric cried, looking at the woman stomping towards him. “Emily Domingo...”
“Dominguez, you piece of trash! Whatever! Back off, all of you! We came here first!” she yelled, putting her hands on her hips.
“Oh, yeah?” the man chuckled, mirroring her posture. “We have been camping here for over an hour, so practically you’re the ones who got late.”
“What did you say?!” Before continuing to argue, Emily glanced down the hill, where the large majority of her guild members were happily greeting the rival group, full of men. “Don’t get along with the enemy, you ingrates!”
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Calvin chuckled, putting a hand on his lips. “Oh, my dear Emily, I pity you. How many times have you attempted to kill the beast?”
“Once!” Emily said proudly, hands on hips. “Unlike you, losers! How many times has it kicked your sorry asses? Three?”
“Four times,” Calvin said aloud, correcting his posture. “And that has provided us with plenty of experience. We are the most suitable candidates to slay the monster today. We have memorized its attack patterns and have adapted to its temperament. So you and your lot step aside, while we demonstrate what perseverance really means.”
“That thing respawns once every 4 months and I won’t let someone else take it down!”
“Oh, so you’re accepting the fact that my guild could kill it, fu fu fu.”
Emily the Pyromancer emanated a red aura. “Tell your band of boyfriends to back off, or else!”
“I do not have several boyfriends, ma’am, only one, who I love with all my heart,” Calvin said indignantly, making Emily burst out laughing.
“Always so humorless, you stiff old man!”
“We’re not retiring!” Calvin said, raising his chin to tower over her. “Even though I know that you’re going to inevitably be obliterated, I can’t allow you and your mob to scratch its mineral surface and steal the tiniest of loot from me. I want it all or nothing.”
As Emily snarled at him, the second in command from both guilds approached them, an ashamed expression on their faces.
“Guild Master Emily…” the woman waved at her.
“Paladin Calvin.” The man bowed slightly.
“What is it you two, speak,” Calvin said in a soft voice.
“Don’t tell my Co-leader what to do! What do you want, Carol?”
“We have been talking with the Crusaders of the Storm,” Carol said, half-smiling.
“And we have talked to the ladies from Storm Crusaders…” Tristan informed, saluting.
“And we have come to an agreement that… maybe we could form a team and finally slay the beast?” Carol showed her teeth in an attempt to smile, but her forehead was wrinkling.
“Teaming up with these weirdos?!” Emily cried out, glaring at the other leader.
“Us, gentlemen, uniting with this… woman? Unacceptable! She’s rash and impulsive!”
“And he is too cautious and hesitant!”
Carol and Tristan groaned at the same time.
“Please reconsider, sir! Maybe the reason we haven’t been able to slay the beast is that we’re lacking firepower!” Tristan stated.
“Bloody hell, Emily! Last time we didn’t even get into its second phase! They already have a strategy to divert its attention from us, while we focus on attacking its weak spots!”
Both Emily and Calvin pursed their lips while listening to their most trusted allies. They crossed eyes again, this time in a calmer way.
“If we do this, who will call the shots?” Emily said while checking her nails.
Carol and Tristan smiled at each other, nodding.
“Me, of course!” Calvin said, twirling his mustache. “I’m the one with a strategy, remember?”
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“...I could play along for a while, but in case of an emergency, when you finally screw up, I'll take the lead, did you hear me?”
As they were speaking, something caught Carol’s gaze in the sky. She elbowed Tristan, who looked up too, tilting his head and frowning.
“Trust me, eventualities can and will happen,” Calvin continued. “To diminish any more losses, I must have authority over the two allied forces at all times.”
A ball of light was traversing the sky, gathering the attention of the two groups.
“All I hear is an excuse for bossing me around!” Emily was saying.
“All I hear is a stubborn woman that is too afraid of losing her sense of power, even for a second,” Calvin smirked. “Scared that I could show to you I’m a better leader?”
“Says the one that remains in the back lines, healing!”
“Says the one that rushes into the front lines despite being a mage! You don’t have the Vitality rank to tank hits, you halfwit! Are you trying to copy a certain famous Battlemage, I wonder?”
“Um, Guild Master?” Carol called while looking at the celestial body getting closer to the island.
“What did you say, you dipshit!” Emily cried out.
“Yes, I said it! The way you fight doesn’t match your class!” Calvin shouted. “If your combat skills mirror your commanding aptitudes, then I pity your followers!”
“That thing is coming this way, am I right?” Tristan said to an appalled Carol.
“Y-yes… Brace yourselves, everyone!” she shouted at her guild as Tristan did the same.
“Raise protective shields! Aid the Storm Crusaders who can’t!”
“You know nothing, you stupid Role Player?!” Emily shouted, finally noticing that the surroundings were being bathed by a warm light.
“Get your face out of my sight, you filthy Gamer!” He replied, before getting startled by a sonic boom.
Something crashed against Jötnarkungen’s back, creating a shock wave that blew Emily’s hat away and made Calvin lose his balance.
“What the hell is that?!” he cried, but the sound of an explosion muted him.
When the air currents ceased, the white mages from Crusaders of the Storm canceled their shields and strolled to the top of the hill, accompanied by the women under Emily’s command. 84 people were witnessing what they could only describe as a massacre.
Something was creating constant explosions over the mountain-sized monster, making its limbs shake. Some marksmen with keen eyes could see enormous fragments of crystalized ice getting thrown hundreds of feet away.
“Isn’t his back the hardest part of its body?” Tristan asked before swallowing hard.
“It is,” Carol answered.
“You know…” Emily started saying, while watching the spectacle of destruction 2 miles ahead. “My guild members have been bitching about me not letting men enter our ranks.”
“How curious,” Calvin said, entranced by the explosions of fire. “Not letting women enter our guild has been the major complaint between my followers.” He paused, wincing at the sight of Jötnarkungen’s knees finally faltering. “Do you want to merge our guilds?”
“Look! Whatever that thing is, seems to have entered its shell...” Emily pointed out while adjusting her glasses. “And sure, we should merge. But what should we call ourselves?”
“People have been confusing our guild names so many times that it doesn’t matter which one we use. I would prefer Crusaders of the Storm though.”
“Nah, if we’re going to do this, let’s use Storm Crusaders. It’s shorter,” Emily said, while Jötnarkungen’s body started glowing.
“Storm Crusaders has less impact, woman.”
“Fine! What about Crusaders United?”
Calvin turned to her and reached out his hand. “I like how that sounds.”
Emily shook his hand while Jötnarkungen exploded in a million rocky pieces.
A lustrous, black ore of Living Iron fell close to her feet, making her eyes glitter by the size of it after picking it up. “Storm Crusaders, gather everything you can, now!”
“W-what?!” Calvin cried, at the sight of the dozens of women rushing down the hill. “We’re Crusaders United now, Emily! We’re splitting the bounty fifty-fifty!”
“We’ll make it official once we get back to Iregorn! But for now, finders keepers!”
"That woman! Crusaders of the Storm, charge!”
As Emily slid her feet through the snow, a flying mount passed over her head at a great speed. “Crap! She’s going for the core!” Emily shouted. “Whoever gets it before that gal gets a bonus!”
The flying rider left everyone behind, and in her way, she could see the enormous remains of Jötnarkungen’s corpse.
“What could possibly do all this?” she whispered to herself, getting closer to the center of the valley, where someone was standing beside the cracked monster’s core. “Just one warrior did this?” She jumped down from her blue pelican and landed 30 feet away from the slayer. “Are you hurt?” she asked the crouching figure, who stood up. “My name’s Brenda, and I’m not here to steal your loot, I swear. I just want to…” She stopped mid sentence after finding out that the monster killer was a blonde/haired girl, whose red cheeks were covered by running tears. “Are you okay?” Brenda asked before hearing others approach.
“Lend me your mount,” she muttered after wiping her face.
“W-what?”
“Are you deaf?!” the blonde cried, glaring at Brenda with her icy-blue eyes. “I killed mine with the crash and I need to get out of here now! You can call your bird back after an hour has passed, okay?!”
“B-but--”
The female warrior did not wait for Brenda to finish the sentence. She jumped up 100 feet in the air and rode the pelican, flying in the opposite direction of the approaching group.
Emily jumped down and rushed to hug the core. “It’s mine, you hear me?! I got it first!” She pointed at Brenda, who kept her gaze on the sky with an astonished expression.
“Woah…” she muttered.
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