Haust

How about this: heavy metal skysharks.

Heavy Metal Sky Sharks' Song

One upon a time there was a village to the west

a loving father tucked his daughter into bed to rest

before she slept she often asked her father for a tale

this time what she asked him was a question grand in scale

“Where does heavy metal come from, dad” she softly asked?

“how come when we go to concerts, everyone is masked?”

the father scratched his head and then decided it was time

to pass along the story of their village told in rhyme

“Long ago our village used to listen to Disco

that was all our people knew of many years ago

one day though, a monster rose up from the ocean deep

and started to attack us like some big annoying creep

We were all too helpless as that monster ran amok

but as fires were raging one old man would have some luck

he found an ancient manuscript which when was read aloud

flying sharks in masks appeared behind a magic cloud

They played a sound the likes of which our kind had never heard

solos on guitars that sounding like a singing bird

drums that pounded mercilessly til the Earth at cracked

the bass was pretty average, but but the vocalist was stacked

The monster from the ocean didn’t even stand a chance

while it ran away our village all began to dance

to this day our village celebrates those fateful days

and summon flying sharks with heavy metal on Thursdays”