《The Wild Touch》POOP-PIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT
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Sorry to all my readers who was hoping for the fun chapter. But I went to hospital due to passing blood in my poop and finding out I had hemmeroids at hospital. Then I came home and pissed off my gf and I am not not able to type up the chapter due to being on my friends couch.
If you wish for more hilarious information then pm me or join the discord.
But I am deeply sorry I have not been able to fulfill the promised chapter yesterday due to being in hospital.
I wish made this up.
As a notice to any readers below 30, eat lots of fruit, drink lots of water, do not spend too long on the toilet, do not use your phone on the toilet, try not to eat "high fiber" cereals and do not use your phone on the toilet.
If you go for number 2 and only fart then do not force it!
Same to all older readers. And if you get pregnant then be prepared for this problem because it is highly likely to happen.
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