Cosmogyral (adjective): whirling around the universe

The little people had enough time already. He’d created their world, hoping they would entertain him with something interesting at last, but he was utterly disappointed when they started creating art and investigating science.

Their lives were pitifully short, so it made sense for them to brawl for resources, no? Shouldn’t they be killing each other to lengthen their lifespan?

Let the volcanoes awaken!

Bursts of bright red began to appear on the blue canvas as fire and lava ate up the ground. He eagerly zoomed in to hear the beginnings of screams.

Ah, fascinating at last.

Sticking a finger in the ocean, he stirred up tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes, and cyclones. He flicked the continent they called Asia and earthquakes split the ground.

Wow!

Then, he heard a strange tune among the horrified cries.

Now wait a minute.

The drum beats and the guitar riffs sounded mesmerizing. How hadn’t he noticed this before? Grooving to the song’s fantastic rhythms, he started to dance along.

Maybe the humans weren’t so useless! He steadied the trembling earth with a single hand and began to groove again with the cheerful song.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around or desert you…